Gonna restart the thread I think
1. Hello
2. Dogs,
(very much sound on for that one)
3. Yeah what the fuck dude
4. This video is not OSHA compliant
5. Who?
6. Wow your motor sounds real weird under idle you should get that checked
7. Rare garf
I sadly cannot fav it
8. Didn't know @myrrlyn did videos
9.
10. No ice
11. I mean they are braver than the troops after all
12. Fuck this app I quit
13. Me in California every time it drops below 60 and everyone panics
14.
15. Never change, redneck tiktok
16. Cannibalism is not ok
17. Please respect my title
18. I am, once again, owned. Good night
19. Corvids are (eco) comrades
20. dont fuck cops
21. When you do this to them service workers can actually legally steal the deed to your house
22. Waaaaaaaa
23. Mario kart secret unlock
24. P R A X I S
25. THE TEENS ARE SO FUCKING GOOD https://twitter.com/kaludiasays/status/1166157274408194048
26. Ew
27. When people with straight hair think they understand
28.
29.
30. The economy
31. I'm cackling and I don't even know why
32.
33. I reiterate: never change, redneck tiktok
34. Realistically they're either Nazis or communists, and unfortunately probably that first one, right?
35. John Cena
36. The Washington Post thinks it's a zoomer and it's disturbing
37. I've been doxed
38. Cats are workers
39. This is fucked, free all prisoners cc @DSADogCaucus
40. But most importantly...
41. Which SCP is this
42.
43.
44.
45. Good night and sleep well, twitter!
46.
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49.
50. Sartre is a girl now and she has a tiktok
51.
52. CW spiders
53. My dude needs a union
54. Cat
55.
56.
57. Respect our troops
58. Thanks for checking in
59. Y'all all argued with me but I TOLD you Pikachu is a fucking cop
60.
61.
62. Foucault is also a girl now and has a prison-themed counterpoint

https://twitter.com/bluespacecanary/status/1174103600320012288?s=21
63.
64.
65.
66. Yeah I hate that
67.
68. The truth is out there
69.
70. FUCK I GAVE UP ON FINDING ONE AND *NOW* I FIND IT ONE TWEET TOO LATE
71. Heard you were talking shit
72.
73. This is 8700% my approach to this website
74. Don't be a fucking narc, Karen
75. Correct, acab
76.
77. Freud sux
78. Ah, one of the Moffat episodes
79.
80.
Turns out Twitter clipped off the start of 66 so let's try that one again
81.
82.
83.
84.
85. God is dead because these two have killed and eaten him to absorb his power
86.
87.
Multiple different friends have told me they find tiktok exhausting after anything more than a few minutes of scrolling, meanwhile I'll happily spend 3 hours straight on it. I feel like this says a lot about who I am as a person
88.
89.
90.
91. Taking this thread back to its roots
92. Just documenting facts
93. The good video game
94.
95.
96. PSA
97.
98. This movie kinda sucked
99.
100.
101.
102. Man idk
103.
104. This video can mean two VERY different things
105.
106. There's more comprehensive analysis of labor relations in this 14 second tiktok than in all the output of the National Review across its entire history combined
107.
108. Good app
109.
110.
111. Hope everyone is having a good evening
112.
113. Me every time clang spits out one eighteen page long template error
114.
115.
116. Can not relate, y'all are weird
117.
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129.
130.
131. Same as fuck
132.
133.
134.
135. cc @sashaperigo
136. Happy Mazda!
137.
138. ????
139. CURSED TIKTOK
140. @myrrlyn
141. It took months of searching but I've finally found hockey tiktok
142. In future please do not post videos of my place of residence without asking thank u
143.
144.
145. DoT employees don't watch this
146. I FOUND SCOTTISH TIKTOK
147. Portland is trying so hard
148. What
149. Have seen literally dozens of tiktoks making this joke if you're wondering how The Youths are taking all of this
150. They're headed for the yard
151.
152.
153. Real talk, government-paid utility bills, rent moratorium, student loan freeze, and direct income to every household now.
154. Cat has segfaulted
155. The dialectical synthesis
156.
157.
158. Kingdom Hearts is canon
159.
160.
161. I guess I never added this one to the new thread when I started it? It's so good
162. Based on my seven years of trombone I can confirm that this is true. Low brass is chill as fuck
163.
164. Please respect nonbinary people's identities and particularly DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE disrespect Janet
165. Soothing giant kitty sounds (the person who posted it is a zookeeper don't worry)
166.
167. Ok which fucking one of you told the protestants about tiktok
168. Glad to see we're all handling quarantine well
169. Ancient curse
170. Tfw
171. Not topical
172.
173. This is me
174.
175.
176. Dudes just vibing
177.
178.
179. Apparently asm tiktok exists
180. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
181. Blessed tiktok
182. Quarantine hitting hard
183. 🚨🚨🚨SUBAUWU REDUX🚨🚨🚨
184.
185. Green did nothing wrong, protect your keeper
I, an ex goalie who got at least one concussion from a striker "following through," am obviously totally neutral here
186.
187. Remember, unlike cops, egirls are workers
(This is an old one but the audio is going around again so I figured I'd add the original to the thread I guess?)
188.
Also I want to note that the girl who posted the original Subauwu video changed the audio name to "STOP DMING ME SUBAUWU ON INSTAGRAM"
189.
190. https://twitter.com/bluespacecanary/status/1260389083869614080?s=21
191. take good notes in orgo, kids
192.
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