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some things that are just universally accepted in the world of Hydaelyn that I love:
-dragons are asexually reproducing space aliens
-people with garish neck tattoos are the most respected academics in the realm
-the most privileged people look like garden gnomes
-dragons are asexually reproducing space aliens
-people with garish neck tattoos are the most respected academics in the realm
-the most privileged people look like garden gnomes
-the most privileged people also have the highest rate of being devoured by wild animals
-mail is delivered by flying moles that are selectively invisible to a percentage of the population
-five+ years ago a bunch of rocks covered in religious symbols just showed up everywhere
-mail is delivered by flying moles that are selectively invisible to a percentage of the population
-five+ years ago a bunch of rocks covered in religious symbols just showed up everywhere
-flash drives from 5000 years ago are legitimate currency
-getting naked and covering yourself in enchanted body paint works better than wizard robes
-thereâs a portion of desert thatâs infested with feral zombies that flex and recite rules of etiquette at you
-getting naked and covering yourself in enchanted body paint works better than wizard robes
-thereâs a portion of desert thatâs infested with feral zombies that flex and recite rules of etiquette at you
-one time the New Years celebration devolved into a horny slapfight between horse fans and bird fans, and a respected military commander/noble bastard resolved it by soliciting the hero of the realm for ponyplay
-a haunted carnival run by actual demons shows up every year and there has never been legal recourse to stop them
-one of the seven richest people in the world never wears trousers in public, is actually Santa Claus, and singlehandedly kills monsters with household tools
-one of the seven richest people in the world never wears trousers in public, is actually Santa Claus, and singlehandedly kills monsters with household tools
-thereâs a major religious cult founded on the vore based martyrdom of their founding saint
-said martyrdom resulted in a religious edict against fucking dragons
-meanwhile if a person eats part of a dragon, they get superpowers.
-said martyrdom resulted in a religious edict against fucking dragons
-meanwhile if a person eats part of a dragon, they get superpowers.
And donât forget our raids!
-teens accept death of their grandfather by pulling the plug on a dragon god
-professor catboy locks himself in a pharaohâs crystal tomb; leading engineers rekindle their romantic relationship in the background
-teens accept death of their grandfather by pulling the plug on a dragon god
-professor catboy locks himself in a pharaohâs crystal tomb; leading engineers rekindle their romantic relationship in the background
-goblins attempt to make a walking, time-traveling robot city, accidentally make lizard woman her own great grandmother
-talking cat teams up with sky pirates to destroy flying ark and city infested with demons
-talking cat teams up with sky pirates to destroy flying ark and city infested with demons
-cartoon bird rebels against his parent, an interdimensional space robot running a Dissidia emulation
-what if FFT and FFXII... were real? an official Ivalice fanfiction by Yasumi Matsuno
-what if FFT and FFXII... were real? an official Ivalice fanfiction by Yasumi Matsuno
and now-
-teen uses organic angel robot to terraform the planet back to livability by summoning and then immediately killing several gods
-2B is here, somehow
-teen uses organic angel robot to terraform the planet back to livability by summoning and then immediately killing several gods
-2B is here, somehow
wow this blew up! I donât have a SoundCloud!
Stan Zodiark 
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