Beards save lives. A thread for humanity.

He’s so rarely without facial hair, but also rarely with a full beard.

Sometimes a beard makes a man look like a totally different man.

And sometimes the beard makes him look like a MAN all of a sudden

Somehow he looks both softer AND meaner…?

The transformation from child to man is shocking

Hello

Often times the non-bearded version is highly attractive but like… I mean …

I would’ve believed Diana Prince fell for the guy on the right. He’s “above average”

Some men never really get rid of the beard, but when it’s all the way there, it makes a big difference

He’d be prettier if he smiled, ngl

Tell me a story, bearded Ted Mosby

Do you remember the episode of 30 Rock where Liz figured out that Jon Hamm was so handsome that he had never learned to do literally anything? Again- more believable with the guy on the right

This beard is so perfect that it is the beard photoshoppers use when they need to add beards

A two-fer

Even when you think they can do no wrong, you learn that they can be more right

Which one can sweep both a Disney princess AND a crazy ex-girlfriend off her feet?

Bad guys look better with beards

Asian guys look better with beards

Next-door neighbors look better with beards

There are not a lot of pics of him without a beard, and the result is fairly disconcerting

*double take*

His brother is the famous beard-grower but he’s not doing too bad, either

Is this even the same guy???

Can you imagine how angry Lorelei would’ve been when the guy on the right rolled up on her daughter?

Or this one?

The gray makes it even better, somehow

What was I saying …?

Now we’re getting somewhere

And we have a tie for the Greatest Bearded Glow Up of All Time

The other half of that tie

*gestures to all of Narnia in wonder*

This belongs here, too, even though it’s a fake. https://twitter.com/weird_dad/status/1153093780502921218?s=21

Even cartoons look better with beards

Not one that I expected, but... https://twitter.com/rodimusprime/status/1202597714145480706?s=20

Paul Rudd, of course, looks better with a beard