bad fanfic w nct, based on (but a mediocre rendition of) this thread https://twitter.com/filthfics/status/1153839000882257921

ao3 markhyuck

haechan: no one understands how hard it is to be GAY and WEAR TACKY JEWELRY and LOTS OF GLITTER and GO CLUBBING EVERY NIGHT
mark: i also don't understand because, i am straight,
haechan: no you're not
mark: no... i'm not
[they fuck]

ao3 johnyong

johnny: masc dom daddy alpha toppy woppy
taeyong: stuff your big dick in me
johnny: proceeds to do so

ao3 dojae

doyoung: my characterisation in this fic is unrelated to the person/a i am irl
jaehyun: MY characterisation in this fic is even MORE unrelated due to me having no personality irl, & furthermore the author has inserted some sort of absurd tragedy to move the plot along

ao3 jaeyong

taeyong: what are taxes? what is outside? what is human contact?
jaehyun: you don't need to worry about these things...... i will take care of u........ all u need to worry about is my dick

ao3 woocas

jungwoo: i am a five foot eleven babey who needs to be taken care of
lucas: i will take care of you but only sexually because i am a six foot two babey who also needs to be taken care of in every other way

ao3 taeyong gangbang

literally any member taller than taeyong: taeyong......... we've seen how stressed out you get.... we know being the leader is hard.... so we prepared something nice for you
taeyong: (in his head cuz his mouth full of dick) omg guys.... u shouldnt have....

feel free to add your own i dont read that much dreamie fic