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Bad Fanfic with AltPaired up OT7
Jikook: *annoying gay noises*
SOPE: *smug gay noises*
Taejin: *feral gay noises*
NJ: *eccentric ace noises*
Jikook: *annoying gay noises*
SOPE: *smug gay noises*
Taejin: *feral gay noises*
NJ: *eccentric ace noises*
Bad Fanfic with Taekook
TH: i am a model with substance abuse issues and deep artistic ennui
JK: i am but a humble barista who can teach you how to appreciate the little things with my latte art and penis
TH:
TH: i don’t drink coffee
TH: i am a model with substance abuse issues and deep artistic ennui
JK: i am but a humble barista who can teach you how to appreciate the little things with my latte art and penis
TH:
TH: i don’t drink coffee
Bad Fanfic with any Jimin ship
JM: i am a stripper
Literally anyone: listen you’re better than this—let me save you because I’m not a typical sleazy guy.
JM: ...you came to the club and bought this dance
Literally anyone: ok so about that
Literally anyone: lemme smash
JM: i am a stripper
Literally anyone: listen you’re better than this—let me save you because I’m not a typical sleazy guy.
JM: ...you came to the club and bought this dance
Literally anyone: ok so about that
Literally anyone: lemme smash
Bad Fanfic with Namkook
NJ: i feel so close to u.
NJ: like u understand me at a molecular level
NJ: how is this possible I just met you
JK, having stalked him for the entirety of high school and college: haha must be destiny
NJ: i feel so close to u.
NJ: like u understand me at a molecular level
NJ: how is this possible I just met you
JK, having stalked him for the entirety of high school and college: haha must be destiny
Bad Fanfic with Vhope
TH, wearing denim dungarees and a necktie with a fish on it, carrying a saxophone made entirely of pasta: listen. i am a Serious Hipster and I need to know that you can hang
HS: im an Aquarius
TH: *foams at the mouth*
TH, wearing denim dungarees and a necktie with a fish on it, carrying a saxophone made entirely of pasta: listen. i am a Serious Hipster and I need to know that you can hang
HS: im an Aquarius
TH: *foams at the mouth*
Bad Fanfic with Namgi
YG: rappers these days ain’t shit
NJ: hey I maybe wrote a verse to go with a beat u produced I found on a floppy disk
NJ: it’s 1997 and we both are wearing nicotine patches
YG: o-oh
YG: *blushes*
YG: begins shrinking until too small to see
YG: rappers these days ain’t shit
NJ: hey I maybe wrote a verse to go with a beat u produced I found on a floppy disk
NJ: it’s 1997 and we both are wearing nicotine patches
YG: o-oh
YG: *blushes*
YG: begins shrinking until too small to see
Bad Fanfic with Yoonkook
JK: *sitting, covered in tattoos*
YG: That is the babiest babie I have ever seen
JM: wot. that is practically a werewolf
YG: scuse me kid
Next day
JK: *sitting in yoon’s lap* *giggling*
JM: eye—
JK: *sitting, covered in tattoos*
YG: That is the babiest babie I have ever seen
JM: wot. that is practically a werewolf
YG: scuse me kid
Next day
JK: *sitting in yoon’s lap* *giggling*
JM: eye—
Bad Fanfic with ABOJikook
JK: I have a big alpha dick
JM: I’m not interested for perfectly valid reasons
JK: wHA T
JK: BUT
JK: it’s bIG
JM: actually u know what u have a point
JK: I have a big alpha dick
JM: I’m not interested for perfectly valid reasons
JK: wHA T
JK: BUT
JK: it’s bIG
JM: actually u know what u have a point
Bad Fanfic with Jinkook
JK: wow it sure is great being popular and wealthy and built as hell basically untoucha—
SJ: ssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuup
Jk:—ble
SJ:
JK: who tf r u
SJ:
Later
JK, bent over the couch: this doesn’t mean I like u
SJ: if u talk i can’t finish
JK: wow it sure is great being popular and wealthy and built as hell basically untoucha—
SJ: ssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuup
Jk:—ble
SJ:
JK: who tf r u
SJ:
Later
JK, bent over the couch: this doesn’t mean I like u
SJ: if u talk i can’t finish
Bad Fanfic with Yoonjin
SJ: hey I noticed u haven’t eaten anything but mustard for a week so I baked u a quiche
YG, ten cups of coffee deep: oh
YG: *drops to his knees, undoes SJ’s pants*
SJ: wtF
YG: this is how humans repay basic kindness
SJ:
SJ: ok lemme set this quiche down
SJ: hey I noticed u haven’t eaten anything but mustard for a week so I baked u a quiche
YG, ten cups of coffee deep: oh
YG: *drops to his knees, undoes SJ’s pants*
SJ: wtF
YG: this is how humans repay basic kindness
SJ:
SJ: ok lemme set this quiche down
Bad Fanfic with Vmon
TH, giggling: we met online
NJ: we met online
TH: i swore i could make his life magical
NJ: i thought it was banter
TH: so we’ve been stargazing at midnight, we drink schnapps with the sunrise and count frogs at dusk
NJ: i haven’t slept in months
NJ: help
TH, giggling: we met online
NJ: we met online
TH: i swore i could make his life magical
NJ: i thought it was banter
TH: so we’ve been stargazing at midnight, we drink schnapps with the sunrise and count frogs at dusk
NJ: i haven’t slept in months
NJ: help
Bad Fanfic with Hopekook
HS: *very clumsy*
JK, saving him from traffic: woah be careful little guy
Later
JK: i can’t wait to have u inside me
HS: wait but aren’t u a t—
JK: no i thought u—
HS:
JK:
HS:
JK: welp
JK: how about we dry-hump while watching HSM
HS:yeah alright
HS: *very clumsy*
JK, saving him from traffic: woah be careful little guy
Later
JK: i can’t wait to have u inside me
HS: wait but aren’t u a t—
JK: no i thought u—
HS:
JK:
HS:
JK: welp
JK: how about we dry-hump while watching HSM
HS:yeah alright
Bad Fanfic with Taejin:
SJ: can i get the...noodles
TH, eyebrow quirked: yeah? you want them? gonna suck down these noodles?
SJ, loosening his tie: yeah, put those slippery noodles in my mouth
TH, licking his lips: careful, they’re...hot
SJ: so hot
OT5: i am uncomfortable
SJ: can i get the...noodles
TH, eyebrow quirked: yeah? you want them? gonna suck down these noodles?
SJ, loosening his tie: yeah, put those slippery noodles in my mouth
TH, licking his lips: careful, they’re...hot
SJ: so hot
OT5: i am uncomfortable
