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finally cracking and making a 
tumblr post thread because there are so many i want to share on here
tumblr post thread because there are so many i want to share on here
1) SIR your VIBES
2) this is life advice i'm actually taking
3) i dropped my phone the first time i saw this
4) my main goal
5) literally i'm the guy
6) pequeño y gordo
7) somft!
8) every day i thank god i'll probably never have to take another math class
9) why is my sense of humor LIKE this
10) kin
11) i feel jumpscared by this post
12) just like them horses
13) ME ME ME ME ME
14) -_-
15) "not to problematically gay code my own life" is how i'm beginning all sentences from now on
16) iconic
17) a string of three words that kills you instantly
18) in my restless dreams, i see that store
19) summer naps dot jpg
20) CAN U FUCKIGN IMAGINE
21) yeah i recognize like MAYBE 3 of those names
22) now this is the type of body positivity i find helpful
23) and also this tuba
24) i've never seen naruto
25) wimdy
26) [joke pending] took me out
![26) [joke pending] took me out](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBJgeMvXsAACdKs.jpg "26) [joke pending] took me out")
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30) "you piece of soft kitty" is so cute i'm telling that to my cats now
31) Just A Real Dickhead
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33) one of these days this phrase Will slip out irl and then i'll have to die
34)
35) an HOUR?
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37) this one isn't funny it's just true
38) oof
39) no i will Not stop reblogging horror posts thank u
40) i genuinely cant BREATHE
41) [strained wheezing]
![41) [strained wheezing]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EB5eUhlX4AAan3e.png "41) [strained wheezing]")
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44) *carmelizes*
45)
46) the legend
47) ME MEMEMEEMEM
48) 
49) learned something new about myself today
50) give it up for fifty posts folks
51)
52) SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS ME
53) why did this make me shriek out loud
54) much to think about
55) any variation on this joke makes me laugh tbh
56)
57) me kin id
58)
59) BOY GIMME THAT JOHNSON
60) CUSTOMERS HAVE NO RIGHTS
61) eight
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64) GROW LONGER BONEHSBSJSSN
65) my huwubwis....
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68) noooo
69) nice
70)
71) and SO AM I
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74) sighs dreamily...
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77) aaaaa lol
78) would REALLY like to know why remembering this stupid ass post makes me cry with laughter
79) ive been thinking about the wall is jeff for 24 hours straight
80)
81) i feel like this post just slapped me
82) whee hee
83) I hate this bye
84) lizzo voice BOYS
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86) UNSANITARY BUT I THINK ABOUT THIS POST SO MUCH
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89) this is a CLASSIC i think about it all the time
90) i know i say this a lot but. me
91) I CANNOT *BREATHE*
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94) im so glad i actually found this one already in screencap form bc i love it so much
95) I-
96) THE TAG
97) dads
98) TWO BROOOS
99)
100) marking one hundred posts with one of my all-time favorites. i think about this one every day
101)
102) oh i hate this
103) and a cake pop.
104) thinking about this every time i go down the stairs
105)
106) oh no
107)
108) please, mr. ass was my father, call me-
109) THIS REALLY JUST PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE TWICE
110)
111) WIG???
112) idk why every comment on this takes me out
113) 1800 r u slapping
114) 
115) who do you think sexed you those apples??
116)
117) HUYUUU
118) body horror tw but
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