Thread by @goreboyfriend, finally cracking and making a tumblr post thread because there [...]

finally cracking and making a

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1) SIR your VIBES

2) this is life advice i& #39;m actually taking

3) i dropped my phone the first time i saw this

4) my main goal

5) literally i& #39;m the guy

6) pequeño y gordo

7) somft!

8) every day i thank god i& #39;ll probably never have to take another math class

9) why is my sense of humor LIKE this

10) kin

11) i feel jumpscared by this post

12) just like them horses

13) ME ME ME ME ME

14) -_-

15) "not to problematically gay code my own life" is how i& #39;m beginning all sentences from now on

16) iconic

17) a string of three words that kills you instantly

18) in my restless dreams, i see that store

19) summer naps dot jpg

20) CAN U FUCKIGN IMAGINE

21) yeah i recognize like MAYBE 3 of those names

22) now this is the type of body positivity i find helpful

23) and also this tuba

24) i& #39;ve never seen naruto

25) wimdy

26) [joke pending] took me out

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30) "you piece of soft kitty" is so cute i& #39;m telling that to my cats now

31) Just A Real Dickhead

32)

33) one of these days this phrase Will slip out irl and then i& #39;ll have to die

34)

35) an HOUR?

36)

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37) this one isn& #39;t funny it& #39;s just true

38) oof

39) no i will Not stop reblogging horror posts thank u

40) i genuinely cant BREATHE

41) [strained wheezing]

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44) *carmelizes*

45)

46) the legend

47) ME MEMEMEEMEM

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49) learned something new about myself today

50) give it up for fifty posts folks

51)

52) SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS ME

53) why did this make me shriek out loud

54) much to think about

55) any variation on this joke makes me laugh tbh

56)

57) me kin id

58)

59) BOY GIMME THAT JOHNSON

60) CUSTOMERS HAVE NO RIGHTS

61) eight

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63)

64) GROW LONGER BONEHSBSJSSN

65) my huwubwis....

66)

67)

68) noooo

69) nice

70)

71) and SO AM I

72)

73)

74) sighs dreamily...

75)

76)

77) aaaaa lol

78) would REALLY like to know why remembering this stupid ass post makes me cry with laughter

79) ive been thinking about the wall is jeff for 24 hours straight

80)

81) i feel like this post just slapped me

82) whee hee

83) I hate this bye

84) lizzo voice BOYS

85)

86) UNSANITARY BUT I THINK ABOUT THIS POST SO MUCH

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89) this is a CLASSIC i think about it all the time

90) i know i say this a lot but. me

91) I CANNOT *BREATHE*