live tweeting magnus chase reread
I FORGOT ABOUT THIS and it's so funny because Alex....Alec
that's unfortunately very true
ANNABETH AND FREDERICK
A HOMELESS VAMPIRE NINJA SHDJDKFK
i never learned how to play dominoes
unrelated though cause they're not playing dominoes. they're playing with dominoes
rich-people-live-here details
ya know sometimes i forget that canonically all this talk about randolph and his inheritance means annabeth comes from a very rich family. my girl is RICH rich
sorry not sorry
ROBIN HOOD
magnus: i respect rich people's rights. rich people's rights to shut the fuck up
Men who wear metal bras are cool!
HEARTH MY LOVE 🥰
FAIRY GOD STALKER
who doesn't love hearing people are coming to kill you on your sixteenth birthday
percy magnus
🤝
(threat of) dying on their
sixteenth birthday
i forgot how much i loved magnus's narration
like comedic genius
"You missed a pedestrian." I said "You want to go back and hit her?"

I HATE HIM HDWNEHDJDKF
i've been forgetting to image description FUCK im sorry
you sarcastic little shit i love you
"Two thousand years . . . that's a longer lifespan than your average dad."
olympic gold medalist in hobbling hwsbshhdjd
"I folded like a deck chair." made me laugh harder than it should have
SAM MY BABY
magnus said 🖕🏻
Then I died. The end.
loki. love that guy.
he's a total dick but he's my favorite riordanverse villain
TO THE DEATH
so basically jesus is a flake
who would win in a duel?
thor or jesus?
if this weren't a middle grade book we all know magnus would have called gunilla an ass instead of a butt
this is making me so hungry
"My Blooper Video Goes Viral"
DANCING WITH THE ASGARDIANS
magnus chase: harbinger of ice cream; harbinger of falafel
the snack that fights back
viking bagels

(to the tune of the snack that smiles back)
I FORGOT MALLORY CALLED HIM AN OVERGROWN SWEDISH HAMSTER
fart elf I SNORTED
i've missed hearthstone and his humor so much i wish this reread happened sooner and blitzen you beautiful fashion connoisseur
MY NIECE RIPPED MY BOOKMARK
i don't know why that tweet about hearthstone deleted the first time hhhh but also :(
here's a better tape job
TREE MINES
hehehehe
blitz and hearth are so married
(yes i'm still sad they were't canon)
*weren't
okay but i finally know that dropkick murphys is a band so i understand his shirt more than the first time i read this years ago
percy magnus
🤝
going to their own funerals
a.k.a the second time this has happened to annabeth (except magnus is still very much dead)
i forgot image description several tweets ago :(
"My Funeral Director Dresses Me Funny" the only time anyone would be able to say that
i can't hear or read anemic without thinking of will calling octavian an anemic loser sjsjdjfk
Thanks for coming to my funeral!–Magnus
that's how you know they're cousins. annabeth and magnus both call people "butts"
percy magnus
🤝
possibly causing the end of the world
and the gods' existence when they're 16
based on a prophecy and some gods
wanting them to succeed and some
wanting them to die
you'd think my love for falafel would have started with watching kickin' it but it actually started years later with magnus chase
Sam: Try to look like we're talking about geometry

Magnus: Triangles. Quadrilaterals.

I HATE HIM SNDJDJDJDKC
i always liked how much more mature sounding and different magnus chase and toa sounded compared to pjo/hoo
i'm on page 226. gonna read a little bit more and then go to bed
i'm far from being there i think but wasn't there a chapter title mentioning jason in this like hearthstone getting knocked out more than jason grace (though i don't know who that is)
page 244 gn
seething noseless ball of fire shdhfjf
blitzen explaining
how the "make way
for ducklings" statue
is the crux of creation,
the center of the tree,
and a portal to the rest
of the worlds magnus
magnus intentionally saying things wrong is so freaking funny to me
ooo this is when we meet freya
"Who was that?"
"Nobody."
"How do you know them?"
"I don't."
he's so nervous to see his mom again
magnus is SHOOK
"MOM?" sjdjfjfkkg
magnus lowkey has the hots for his aunt it's so weird
WITH THE EYEBROW HDBWHEJDJFK
Thor's day
Woden's day
"I hate the word demigod. I prefer born with a target on my back."

percy would like you, blitz.
blitzen 🥺
we don't talk enough about rick saying fuck the 2011 timeline his books are in by constantly making popculture references
blitz and hearth's relationship is so meaningful
hearth knows what's up
peter parker magnus chase
🤝
being on the verge of
death and saying
"I don't feel so good."
GETTING MOUTH TO MOUTH FROM OTIS REMINDED HIM OF KISSING JACKIE
still love this chapter title
i love otis so much
unrelated but getting a magnus chase book became a small birthday tradition 2015-2017 because they all came out in october and my birthday is in november
stanley's not flying. he's falling with style
"I Have A Dam Problem" teas
magnus is such a sarcastic little shit i love him. also i have 58 pages left
i'm imagining aaravos's voice for fenris's voice
gunilla's death still stuns me
THEY ARE MARRIED try and tell me blitz and hearth don't bicker like a married couple
magnus is just like: maybe he winked at me. maybe he was just blinking. i dunno
i love motivational speaker odin and because i like to read out loud with voices, i had a field day.
i'm giggling and having so much fun but i know what happens at the end with rudolph so there's like lingering tension
annabeth my dear ily
i love their relationship so much like we only get brief looks into them being cousins but it's so nice ya know?
HAMMER OF THOR TIME
/But being back in Boston on a nice spring day, hanging out like a regular kid?

That felt strange./

which is why it's not lasting long sndjfjfjgk
"shhh i'm incognito. call me...otis"
i love otis so much shdjfjfj
otis aka otis
yes, his ham
goat-on-goat homicide
her brother as in ALEX the love of my life
thank you for that mental picture of a zombie and freddy krueger having a baby magnus
Awkward.
oh alex
turkey-snake cowboy
"You may call me Rune-Lord." he's so 🥺
jack:
mr. alderman still scares the shit out of me
he also pisses me off
i forgot how much i hated this fucking house
hearth being a protective boyfriend 🥺
"I also swore to protect you." LIKE????
i don't think i can emphasize just how much i love alex
oh great we love dying while trying
144 pages left
i didn't live tweet this one as much as sword of summer
all the giants are unanimously like, "grum....you ugly." more than likely even grum since it was unanimous
collecting grime for FORTY YEARS
Alex: *turns into a African bush elephant*
Giant: SHE'S A CAT
a beautiful sound like a chainsaw cutting through mud snsndjkfkg
I WANT A DIVORCE
tw death //

/The thing about gods is, you can't really slap them when they're acting stupid.

They'll just slap you back and kill you./

SHDJFJFJKGJG
everyone has had it up to here with heimdall
20 pages left
there drastically different reactions to ratatosk hitting the window is the best thing sbdjfjgkg
like sam was ready with her ax to throw down, magnus hid in front of the desk, blitzen FELL and alex got so scared she TURNED INTO A SUGAR GLIDER AND CLUNG TO THE CEILING and hearth just sits there FROWNING at the squirrel
we broke it, we bought it
have i mentioned how much i love seeing magnus and annabeth interact with each other
whenever tartarus and annabeth and percy are mentioned in the same sentence i get emotional
even though i knew percy's introduction was happening i still get giddy
THE SHIP OF THE DEAD TIME
this is also the only mc book i have that doesn't have ugly walmart sticker residue because i didn't get the walmart exclusive of it
i am really hoping he's not giving two thumbs up
Annabeth: YOU GOT THIS, MAGNUS!
Alex:
though let's be honest he probably had a sarcastic smile when he did it. anyway i hope if someone gets this far in the thread that they appreciate that doodle.
why did that doodle take me two hours though
okay listen something i've always liked is that magnus calls alex "alex fierro" but everyone else is just their first name
Because friendship
I FORGOT JACK HAD THE HOTS FOR RIPTIDE
who gave percabeth the right
im at the part where they're looking around the mansion and alex asked about if annabeth minded what magnus did with the place and ugh it's just making me so happy because of what he and magnus end up doing with it 🥺
PERHAPS SCANDANAVIAN COWS HAVE AN ACCENT
big yellow humiliation
blond guy
done for the night. made it 100 pages.
"Grandpa Frey-Dad" IS SENDING ME
MR DWARF WAS MY FATHER HWEBSVDHRJRJF/:;)&&??/(/(/):;////?
magnus right now about blitz and hearthstone:
tw death //
i have been dreading when magnus finds out about how mallory died and it's like i know what happened with the 💣 and the kids and loki tricking her but it's gonna stun me when reading that all over again i know it
okay so we all agree 🖕🏽is probably alex's favorite emoji
that scene between alex and her father always breaks my fucking heart
i read at the dentist but i couldn't live tweet because i gave my grandma my phone
tj really wanted to use her garrote snnbdsh poor baby
this has nothing to do with the where i am in the book rn but i didn't get to live tweet when i was in the dentist. i try to line my commentary up with where i am in the book cause that's the point but i do often speak of things earlier than they happen. in this case it's after
ANYWAY i would like to say i loved that tj's name was addressed especially given he's a black man. wish marvel did the same with miles' dad jefferson davis or dropped the jefferson altogether because there was no point
or maybe just not name him that in the first place....
like in magnus chase as unfortunate as it is, it had to do with tj's time period and was addressed during a very important and purposeful conversation between tj and magnus...
like i said i just appreciate that awareness around it but with officer davis it's just...😬bendis why
made in massachusetts just like me 😌
this is when mallory tells him part of the story 😔
another instance where if this wasn't a middle grade book magnus would have more than likely said alex's dad was an ass-hat instead of a "butt-hat"
rick keeping swearing to a minimum or having magnus say things like butt-hat instead of the very obvious cuss word that would be there instead is me in @LTMusical's mentions trying to keep things family-friendly
this part always gets me. it's just like when inge kissed hearth on the cheek. blitz was JEALOUS
im just saying that blitz and hearth are the most romantic coded non canon couple i have ever witnessed
alderman gets on my NERVES
it's not loki mallory it's your mommy
im getting ahead of myself and talking to my grandma because im super eager about this but im also dreading them finding out the whole story
mallory audrey keen
who's a giant killah? im a giant killah!
i have butterflies
i've reached page 335 and with that im going to bed because i have a headache
you pining pan disaster
/WE HURTLED through the sky like things that hurtle through the sky./ is so funny because he was more poetic with descriptions and his narration before he drank the mead
hearthstone steve
🤝
"on your left."
OH GODS I VAPORIZED YOU SHDJFJFJGJGJ
UNLESS THAT GOT BURNED WITH THE REST OF YOUR FACE
LOKI CALLED HIM A USELESS PIECE OF FLUFF
"He is my brother." 🥺
magnus is so fucking sweet
THE PART WITH ALEX
"Well that was just about the best thing that ever happened to me." IM SQUEALING???
this is like my second time reading this and i can't breathe not in a way of laughing but that that scene takes my breathe away
alex is too cute
THE CHASE PLACE IM SO EXCITED
wait not yet. but it IS what he wanted Odin to do
amir sweetie i love you
to all the weapons jack had loved before
in a completely suave and attractive way
fierrochase. beatrice. chierro. alex and magnus. i just love when they have their moments alone together.
they have such amazing chemistry with each other and i don't appreciate how slept on they are.
your declaration of undying love or whatever
THE CHASE PLACE for real this time
tw death //
bad news meaning she found out jason d*ed
they're holding hands 🥺
and we're DONE
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