thread of raocow quotes cos i went on a nostalgia trip on my tumblr

“Got an Aquamarine. Oh boy! I am so thrilled, I am going to throw up right on the floor right now. Look at me throw up, its super gross. Don’t look at me actually cause its super gross.”

“Get hit in an idiot ….Yeah i got hit in my Idiot. It’s my most precious organ.”

“Happiness makes me large! …. No connotations there, you slimeball pig!”

“Bastard Sword? Well that’s just uncalled for.”

“because of yesterday, tomorrow has been cancelled and will be replaced with a second today”

“If you get called a name by Marisa, it’s like, man, just, just kill me, just, assassinate my skinface, just take all the meat that constitutes my body and put it down the lake.”

“I blame you, the viewer, for not screaming at your monitor loud enough. I just couldn’t hear you screaming from the future.”

“Math is way scarier than the holes in time-space”

“It’s safe everywhere, goomba-loomba! Now you finally can return to your job as an apostrophe in a sentence.”

“I was about to make a remark about how it’s crazy how in this game bees are slower than missiles, but then I realized.. what kind of world am I living where I can think that with a straight face?”

"curiosity will always destroy the cat, given enough time."

"It's fun to solve puzzles at the YMCA."

"hey there everyone this is raocow playing 'Letting A Videogame Voluntarily Mess With My Face All Day Long'."

"You can kill a chicken if its across the road."

"*Sighs* I think sighs-like, especially deep sighs-are a sign that youre really enjoying yourself. But I dunno, I may be wrong."

"The internet is fundamentally american."

"I'm good at videogames! *smw death sound*"

"I'm in love. This is what being in love feels like. I mean, I've heard my fair share of love songs. Everyone's always miserable in those. That must be what love is."

breaking the text-based formula of this thread to bring some Realcow to the table