Someone just called me from Ondo that his father accidentally sent recharge card digits to my phone pleading that I return it. I immediately texted him back the digits and the old man called back and showered me with blessings. We can change things in our own little ways.

UPDATE:
The old man said he’s a herbalist and is going to pray for me. That I should get sachet water and money above N1000. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">

UPDATE: Las las the guy’s asking me to send the money so he can buy coconut and kolanut https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">. ‘Yan wahala! Myself and the people around burst into laughter and he embarrassingly ended the call. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

This is how bad this country has become. Everyone is looking for a fraudulent way to make money at the expense of others. It’s saddening.

UPDATE: Man said I should hold the water on my lef hand and the money on my right, that he’ll help me to be rich. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

Ps: Guy’s on speaker and I’m lying down and watching a movie.