So you are the internet's hot new squeeze. These moments are fleeting, and it is best to sieze them, just like you sieze all those horrible lawbreaking border jumpers, yes ma'am https://twitter.com/kiarace24/status/1151343363821658118

I am writing to you and all other future internet it-girls because, as women, you possess the kind of cold, razor sharp intelligence needed to exploit every subtle advantage to its utmost, but you lack a certain masculine narrowness that is advantageous in business

To wit, men possess an aptitude for performing repetitive mechanical tricks of the mind, and these sorts of petty tricks make up the bulk of finance, law, engineering, and entrepreneurship, and women have little taste for them because they are, in the main, far too smart

If the work of the average man required half the mental agility and readiness of resource of the work of the average prostitute, the average man would be constantly on the verge of starvation. But your desire is to reach much higher than that

Consider for example that the majority of men are willing to give money and attention to women for precisely nothing in return. For women of your talents, this kind of attention is equivalent to a winning lottery ticket, if you can steel your nerves to the tedium of capitalizing

It is not even necessary to lower yourself into performing depraved and intimate acts for a camera, only to descend into the depravity of numbers. But first, a word on maintaining the spotlight:

It will be tempting in this flood of attention, even to the supreme realism of femininity, which pretends to embarassment of the carnal act but seldom fails to get fair value for it, to begin spouting whatever silly pretensions come into your head. This won't do

1. Set up a donation box immediately, and promote it loudly. Every minute of fame that you don't convert into dollars is squandered.

2. Femininity is an aura. That which you touch becomes an intimate token of you, and men in their foolish sentimentality will pay tremendously for it. You can exploit this by purchasing cases of cheap trinkets and selling them as relics of yourself https://twitter.com/0x49fa98/status/1053456783136575490

3. Ask for more. Women are often surprised at the private tribute men pay to their hearts, and you will be shocked at the size of the tribute you yourself can capture, if you are audacious.

4. Don't spoil the illusion. Men have forced upon women an artificial character which well conceals their real character, and for women it is profitable to encourage the deception. It is critical to understand the fantasies of your audience and not contradict them

5. Basic bitch political takes will dampen your popularity. Even if your fame was catalyzed by a political event, politics are only helpful to you when they play to libidinous desire https://twitter.com/0x49fa98/status/1046164525471264768

6. A small percent of your admiring fans will account for a huge percent of your revenue. In the biz, we call these "whales" and you need a strategy to identify them and retain them. The way you ID them is by selling something personal for an insane price, order of $10k

7. Once a whale has identified himself to you, you have but to secure his patronage by using your innate feminine talent for extracting from him that abhorrent compromise with his own honest inclinations and best interests called "falling in love"

8. Be honest when filing your taxes. Reporting you to the IRS is one of the few recourses available to a man who has grown disenchanted with your charms.

9. Exploit multiple channels. Write a book full of platitudes. Recruit a boyfriend, whose existence you don't disclose, to help you merchandise. Sell autographed photos. Remorseless hustle can trigger outrage which can increase your reach

It would be a shame if you let this opportunity pass you by