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Exactly what you would expect
Definitely the ramblings of a normal person and not someone trying to work out their psychosexual fetishes in an academic journal
HOLY SHIT WTF
imagine the number of people -- editors, peer reviewers -- who looked at this and didn't stop it from being published
Of course
He knows his audience for sure
LMAO MASK OFF
HOW DOES THIS GUY KEEP GETTING PUBLISHED
Based on his other work, I’m genuinely concerned about how he answers this question
“THIS THING IS LIKE A COMPLETELY UNRELATED THING I AM VERY SMART GIVE ME TENURE”
