Exactly what you would expect

Definitely the ramblings of a normal person and not someone trying to work out their psychosexual fetishes in an academic journal

HOLY SHIT WTF

imagine the number of people -- editors, peer reviewers -- who looked at this and didn't stop it from being published

Of course

He knows his audience for sure

LMAO MASK OFF

HOW DOES THIS GUY KEEP GETTING PUBLISHED

Based on his other work, I’m genuinely concerned about how he answers this question

“THIS THING IS LIKE A COMPLETELY UNRELATED THING I AM VERY SMART GIVE ME TENURE”