Thinking about my sex life.... Man I have slept with some weird motherfuckers. A wh*te man once called his African goddess bitch I& #39;m from California....

I wonder how he& #39;s doing

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Not only did I take a shit on a dick the man pulled it out and said "damn baby you a freak. I didn& #39;t even tell you I like it like that" BITCH WHET!?!?!? TO MAKE IT WORSE HE WIPED SOME ON HIS FINGER AND TASTED IT!!! I WAS SO DISGUSTED I MADE HIM TAKE ME BACK HOME

Tbh that& #39;s what I deserved for finding dick on Craigslist. The weirdest dick was always on CL. Plus it was in the parking lot across the street of my old high school.

Alfjlaldlskfalls I just remembered another time I almost got arrested with a straight man there one night. Now this mfer put me onto to some shit. Idk where he got it but he had a nipple kink. He loved it when people sucked his nipples. He didn& #39;t care about gendered he just -

Wanted to be milked like a cow. A bitch might have become a 5 month old again and sucked the nonexistent milk out them titties. But one night we went to that damn parking lot and I took him in the back seat and got to work

But 15 minutes into we heard a car pull up. We was shooketh cause this the ghetto. And the last thing we want is to get arrested while I& #39;m tonsil deep into a hairy teet. With some quick think we came up with an act of my being the caring friend being there for him about his mom

Dying. Now what he didn& #39;t know was that I& #39;m underage. Yes bitch I know I& #39;m problematic and knowing is half the battle. Anyways!! That man pulled out some Meryl Streep level of acting! Idk who tf he was outside of our sessions but drama major who!? He start bawling on command!

The guy would have won the award for leading actor in a drama series at the Emmy& #39;s, Tony& #39;s, SAG, and Golden Globe!! After explaining a bit to the officer he let us go with a warning and we were FREE! Ugh I wish I still had his contact info I want to know how them titties doing