Dinosaurs never existed: thread

So we’re meant to believe an asteroid wiped them all out hundreds of years ago. This asteroid must have been pretty small cos the earth is still here. So did all the dinosaurs just stand together right under one tiny asteroid and let it hit them? Doubt it.

There’s no proof that dinosaurs were ever here other than the popular Stephen King movie Jurassic Park which has been debunked over the years. King admits “they was all done on the computer”.

Almost all of the names given to dinosaurs are man made. Stegosaurus, titanosaurus, trexosaurus etc. None have any scientific meaning whatsoever unlike the real animals of today such as the anteater and the bottle nose dolphin and all that lot.

Scientist can’t even agree on the size of dinosaurs. Some say they were 70 feet tall and scaly, while children’s toy manufacturers have never made one more than about 10 inches tall.

There is no mention of dinosaurs in the bible. There is in fact no mention of anything green in any religious text ever and that one in Toy Story (not yet fully debunked) was green.

Such magnificent creatures would have certainly been photographed or at least depicted in cave paintings and yet there’s not a single eye witness account. If someone bothered to take a picture of a fucken cat, they’d take one of a brontosaurus.

So many people messaging me saying “I’m a paleontologist and this wrong”. Mate I don’t give a shit if you can’t get a tan, move on