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2 retweets and ill watch Super Mario Odyssey - It’s No Masterpiece
this man likes 3d world more than sunshine i already don’t trust him
why is he talking about dark souls
im 13 minutes in and he hasn’t stopped complimenting the game’s movement you idiot you’re supposed to be saying your negatives
another boomer whining about motion controls
him comparing odyssey not doing anything with it’s movement to “having chris pratt as your internet boyfriend” is now the 2nd time i have paused the video & audibly said “what”
i like how he says “man odyssey could’ve had more options” after he previously said “odyssey has an overwhelming amount of options”
im wondering if this person played any of the challenge sections of Mario odyssey cause it’s clear he didn’t when he says odyssey has no challenging platforming bits
he just said the world design is boring
why is he COMPLAINING that the small levels have a lot of stuff in them
IM SO CONFUSED
i don’t see how this man finds re-exploring the areas fun but he fuckin wants them to reuse ideas from Mario 64 like YOU KNOW THAT GAME IS EVEN WORSE IN THAT REGARD RIGHT
sorry i mean he DOESNT find reexploring them fun
i like how he just randomly mentions a completely irrelevant n64 game because it also does possessions and just NEVER brings it up again
ok so he just said the double cherry in 3d world was one of the best power ups in mario . Huh
now he says that the possessions are all too simple. Double Huh
HE IS SAYING
HE IS SURPRISED PEOPLE LIKED IT AS MUCH AS THEY DID
“BECAUSE IT IS FOR CHILDREN”
HE IS SURPRISED PEOPLE LIKED IT AS MUCH AS THEY DID
“BECAUSE IT IS FOR CHILDREN”
i change my mind this video is FUCKING HILARIOUS
he has NO idea what he is talking about every MINUTE of the video and CONSTANTLY contradicts himself, bringing up random points & pieces of evidence which are never brought up again. It’s COMEDY GOLD
IM ONLY LIKE 35 MINUTES IN AND IVE HAD TO PAUSE SO MUCH JUST TO TAKE IT IN
why is he talking about the mushroom kingdom as if it were actually the first kingdom ???? Did he play the game ????
he genuinely talks about it many many times as if it were I’m so confused
IT CANT BE A TYPO IF ITS GOING ON FOR THIS LONF
ok he FINALLY brought up that he just said that all for no reason and that it was “a punchline for how simple it is for being the 2nd to last kingdom” bitch it’s supposed to be relaxing you dumb fuck
I LOVE HOW HE JUST INSULTS PEOPLE WHO LIKE MARIO ODYSSEY FOR NO REASON
his argument about a lot of the moons being tedious is ironically very repetitive
like honestly, near the end? i can get that. but dude, calm down. every time you say a curse word you sound like if peanut butter gamer were to say fuck
the only nitpick he’s actually made that makes sense is toadette being tedious if you had all the achievements beforehand - but did ANY OF YOU actually do toadette like that? im willing to bet - no, you FOUND OUT about that at the end, and slowly got those moons.
i could barely fucking contain my laughter during this part
IM GOING TO DIE
DID HE ACTUALLY SAY THAT AM I HALLUCINATING
IM IN A FUCKING DREAM
he neglects to mention mario 64 when he says the rabbits are bad moons..... hmmm.....
hehehe he says “These Nuts”
discovering new things about mario odyssey while watching a video tell me there’s not enough to do in the game
this dude just sounds like a grumpy old man half the time in this video
he mentions another moon i had no idea was in the game a few minutes later too
ive had so many times in this game where he violently complains about something i thought was fun
in this VIDEO sorry his poor essay skills are doing a number on my english
like for example the musical note challenges - a fun distraction! POINTLESS AND UNFUN
he also makes a joke a lot of times where he plays the Zelda botw item collect jingle during moons but it’s not a funny joke so i don’t see why he does it
he also seems to not like the fact that 1ups were removed in the game
“im sorry if i sound like a broken record at this point but the game is making me do it”
(DIRECT QUOTE)
he’s complaining that there’s an easier version of the koopa freerunning sections
why does he say you need to do them back to back no you don’t i very much didn’t do that when i played odyssey
he’s also complaining about the lakitu fishing moons - something I didn’t even know was in the game until shortly before i had nearly 500 moons. why does he complain about it as if it’s necessary?
he literally complains and says “it should’ve been side content” WHEN THATS EXACTLY WHAT IT IS
why does he have to explicitly mention dark souls when he talks about the dragon he just did it again for the love of god not every dragon is dark souls
man this video is hilarious
funny how often he complains about no challenge as if that was the main point of the game
HES SAID “SHRINES” SEVERAL TIMES WRONG GAME IDIOT LMAO
HE MENTIONED BENCH FRIENDS AGAIN THE RETURN
i watched the whole video.
that was TERRIBLE. it was in some ways “the room of internet essays”
you may think in a 2 hour video he would have a hell of a lot of points to talk about, but you’d be DEAD WRONG.
he has a total of 2 points:
1. the game is tedious
2. the game is not hard
he has a total of 2 points:
1. the game is tedious
2. the game is not hard
he just fucking SPREADS those 2 points as THINLY as he possibly can, covering essentially every “category” of moon for way too long, bitching and whining like a child the WHOLE WAY THROUGH
if i could show this video to my 12th grade rhetoric teacher right now he’d be extremely disappointed in it
i just woke up and this thread got around far more than i anticipated. i feel i should say some things. Some more genuine things about it. I should be able to bring together an argument myself if I criticize someone else’s, right?
I did not like this video, if that wasn’t already clear. However, I should probably make it VERY clear why.
It uses repetition FAR too much.
Sure, repetition can be used as a way of persuasion, but in this video it feels like the only one used.
It uses repetition FAR too much.
Sure, repetition can be used as a way of persuasion, but in this video it feels like the only one used.
I KNOW there were other ones that he was going to used but seemingly ditched...I wanted him to expand upon those. Really badly. You can tell throughout this thread.
Now, if you agree with this video, you’d probably bring up how he mentions Odyssey repeats a lot, therefore making it necessary for him to repeat a lot in order to get that point across.
That couldn’t be farther from the truth.
That couldn’t be farther from the truth.
These are 2 different mediums entirely. Games, at least for me, are just supposed to be some chilled out fun. Not something I even think about that much. I know that’s not how everyone sees them, and maybe that can also be why I didn’t like the video.
But..man, even I have a couple problems with Odyssey that I didn’t see ANYWHERE in this video. I don’t like how easy it is to accidentally fall into that sub-area in the wooded kingdom. I’d agree that some of the kingdoms feel a tad short.
But it doesn’t feel like he goes anywhere with those. That happens pretty frequently, really. As a man who has watched none of his other videos, the sudden “Stephens Sausageroll” bit genuinely confused me.
If he had stayed on this point and brought up how much better that game did things, then that could’ve been a genuinely amazing point. I WANTED there to be amazing criticisms of Odyssey in this video. I got scraps of them and a whole lot of him saying the same stuff about tedium.
The video in general felt spread very thin. I hope @jph_anderson sees THIS part of the thread. I know I made this entire thread lambasting you, but that was just having a night of fun. I hope you see my actual criticisms of the video now that I’ve made them clear.
