When I Build My Home, I Need Two Master Rooms. One To Sleep In The Other One To Get My Freak In.
Cuz Listennn Hear Me Out... You Shouldn’t Have To Have Sex AND Sleep In The Same Bed. 1) Who Has Time To Change Sheets When You Dead Tired.. And 2) What If You Got Kids, You Don’t Want Them Tryna Come Sleep In The Skeet Sheets 😒
So I’m Thinking, You Should Have One Bedroom Dedicated To Just To F*** In. Mirrors On The Ceiling, Maybe A Stripper Pole, A Circle Bed, Lights Every Where That Changes Colors, Sex Swing, Ya Know.. That Boom Boom Room
Then In Your Other Master Room Is Just Ya Classy, Wholesome Bed Room 🤷🏽‍♀️🤔 Anybody Feel Me? Or Am I Just Different 😒
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