I’ve had wasps in the roof above my bedroom for like a month now n all I ever hear is crunching noises, now there’s cracks in the roof above my window and I’m 99% sure soon I’m gna wake up in some horror film being attacked in a wasp orgy
Pls tell me u can hear the crunching and the sound of them buzzing after I hit it, look at the whole crack along the window omfg bye
Ok so PLEASE excuse the state of the windows I can’t open them to clean them or I’ll die n I fly sprayed the inside but I tried to let some air in, a wasp came in, I wasp-death-sprayed the fuck out of it and put it outside to warn the others now they’ve got a bounty on my head
IGNORE THE STATE ON MY ROOM BUT IVE BEEN AWAY FOR A WEEK IN ENGLAND AND I WALK INTO THIS WHAT DO I DOOOO MAYDAY MAYDAY
I am fucking #done my wasp spray IS ON THAT WINDOWSILL ifjsbdjdksn THERES HUNDREDS
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