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anyway i know this happened more than a week ago but who wants to know my Best AW19 Murderwife Couture Löoks
Classic Murderwife (francisco scognamiglio, RVDK, fendi, dior)
70s Poolside Mob Murderwife (Fendi)
Pastel Murderwife (Armani Privé)
Ghost Bride Murderwife (Guo Pei,Francisco Scognamiglio, Iris Van Herpen)
Eartha Kitt As Selina Kyle But In 2150 Murderwife (Jean Paul Gaultier)
Lauren Hutton Cleaning Up Blood With Casabella Gloves Murderwife (Valentino)
Gallerina Death Goddess Murderwife (RR331)
Sweeping Into the Room At the Gala And You Know She Did It And She Knows You Know But You Both Also Know You& #39;ll Never Say Anything Murderwife (Alberta Ferretti)
and of course, Absolutely Guilty As Shit Funeral Murderwife (Dior)
spring collections tend to have fewer True Murderwife löoks but you& #39;ll be pleased to know NYFW is actually delivering a few. shall we?
she was a lizard queen the whole time murderwife (jeremy scott)
just keeping the business running in albert’s unexpectedly protracted absence murderwife (elie tahari, beatrice .b)
"i couldn’t possibly have been there, for i was in the cabana with my physical therapiste Cleo" murderwife (beatrice .b, l& #39;agence)
oh hello detective. you’ve just found me having a very normal afternoon at the estate, which feels so empty without Gerald (monique lhuillier)
herbert and i were just having a lovely picnic, and then, out of nowhere, The Dreadful Accident
melvin would have wanted me to pursue my art in this time of grief (rodarte)
what...whatever is all this Noise and Disturbance? i& #39;ve only just awoken. POLICE? in my HOME? WHERE is MURRAY....darling? DARLING? (alexander wang)
harry styles murderwife (rodarte, wolk morais)
annihilation (2018) murderwife (tomo koizumi)
spring collections DO tend to have plenty of looks for pool boys, idiot henchmen, extremely convictable accomplices and oblivious husbands. PATSY for Men, by murderwife (trina turk, jeremy scott,
PATSY for Men presents idiot stepson by murderwife
pete davidson for PATSY pour homme by murderwife
yes darling, that way to the beautiful bird observation area where the paths are very safe and not crumbling at all. no you don& #39;t need your glasses. PATSY POUR HOMME by murderwife
thank u for joining me on this journey. once again let me be clear i love to explore the fictional construct of the Glamorous Murderwife, but if u are wealthy and marry me in real life i will not murder you at all. this tweet is evidence and can be cited in court
ss2020 couture absolutely RIFE with murderwife looks. shall we?
I can& #39;t think why you& #39;d ask ME such questions, detective. I hardly knew Edgar. I& #39;m merely a respectable nightclub owner who advised his wife on matters of dress and some minor points of business. Dreadful that he died, but then men DO die, don& #39;t they, ha ha. (alexandre vauthier)
A ride to the funeral? How dreadfully kind of you, detective, but I shall walk. It reminds me of the lovely walks Günter and I used to take together: I in my Sunday outfit, he in his creaky old chair, mumbling lecherously and gumming a biscuit. So peaceful. (azzaro)
My stepfather and I were not close. (bouchra jarrar)
vengeful goddess hera murderwife (guo pei)
absolutely classic PEAK murderwife from jean-paul gaultier, forever king of the murderwife Lük. exquisite.
in this same collection gaultier gave us Tina Turner In Mad Max Murderwife, Me? I& #39;m Just The Children& #39;s Governess It& #39;s Nothing Sexual Murderwife AND Harry Styles Murderwife. thank u for everything king
eldritch murderwife (iris van herpen)
You must try the parsley soup, Lady Harrowbean. Raoul--that& #39;s our new chef--is quite young, but he has the most refined palate. Lester loves his cooking too, don& #39;t you Lester? DON& #39;T you? Darling, are you asleep at the dinner table in front of all our guests? ...Lester? LESTER???
that was from ronald van der kemp, who also gave us 80s Anime Set On A Spaceship Murderwife
It& #39;s not a terribly traditional dress, no, but after what happened to poor dear old Vernon, one simply couldn& #39;t have another traditional wedding. And yet one must move on. Isn& #39;t that right, Dimitri darling? Yes, one MUST move on. (ralph & russo)
ok i& #39;m out of funny monologues these are just two absolutely quintessential murderwife fits (schiaparelli, valentino)
A Child& #39;s Terrifying Drawing of the Murderwife (maison margiela)
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The Governor& #39;s Mysteriously Slain Mistress Is Resurrected by the Corn God And Seeks Sexy Revenge Murderwife (yohji yamamoto)
mars colony murderwife (annakiki)
"It& #39;s been my lifelong dream to open this art gallery. I& #39;m simply too thrilled I was able to sell Gareth& #39;s polo ponies to do it. I mean, not thrilled, of course, one is heartbroken....but the gallery is perfect." (halpern)
"I would never have stabbed poor Kenneth at ALL, naturally, but I certainly wouldn& #39;t have done it in this outfit, Inspector. I mean," laughing carelessly, "it simply isn& #39;t plausible." (fendi)
TikTok hype house teen murderwife (kim shui)
Advanced Sexbot Attains Sentience and Comes to Obvious Conclusions About What to Do Next murderwife (dsquared2)
"Oh detective....it& #39;s too awful. Our beautiful house, in flames! And Norman would never have wanted me standing out here in the cold air, in just my little nightdress....night air was a horror of his. And so was fire, of course." (dennis basso)
sisterwife murderwife (luisa beccaria)
j-horror murderwife (mame kurogouchi)
ok wait sidenote did i skip the AW21 murderwives?? they were great. well i& #39;ll come back to those later
The Secret History murderwife (margaret howell)
"Milton loved the yacht. I always told him & #39;Darling, people have accidents at sea,& #39; but he never listened. That& #39;s why I& #39;m having it repainted. So I won& #39;t have all those sad, sad memories." (philipp plein)
When You& #39;re Just Like Totally in Mourning Murderwife (wolk morais)
The Murderwife& #39;s Tennis Instructor Who Provided Her Alibi (Zimmermann)
"Well of course one must maintain one& #39;s social life--little lunches and dinners. I just love to talk to people who remember Vernon. We tell such funny little stories." (andrew gn)
lmao i knew i fucked this thread up, the aw21 murderwives are here 
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