Me, drunk?
Never.
Like i said, never.
Like i said, never.
Like i said, never.
No alcohol was consumed before taking these pics.
I promise.
No alcohol was consumed before taking these pics. I promise.
No alcohol was consumed before taking these pics. I promise.
No alcohol was consumed before taking these pics. I promise.
Me contemplating my life’s decision (obvs this isn’t alcohol)
I did not participate in a gin tasting before these pics
I did not participate in a gin tasting before these pics
I did not participate in a gin tasting before these pics
Two glasses of water to stay hydrated
Pub crawl?
Never heard of her.
Me practicing coming home SOBER after a night out and asking for attention
Did what you do on Fry St. drank lots of water
Did what you do on Fry St. drank lots of water
Did what you do on Fry St. drank lots of water
Haven’t updated this thread in a while. Here was me in a park bathroom after a long day of staying hydrated on the river walk
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