Wait people are mad about Wushu not being in the new Mulan movie? You guys really look at all those annoying sidekicks from the animated movies and honestly think “yeah this adds a lot to my viewing experience. Now let the gargoyle fuck the pigeon already.”

Bout to go off on how much I hated that stupid ass lightening bug.

And I can’t stand the sidekicks that are cognitive, can’t talk, and act like other animals.

Haha the horse acts like a dog.

Haha the reindeer acts like a dog.

Haha the footstool acts like a dog.

Haha the hummingbird acts like a dickhead.

Did you know the chicken in Moana was supposed to be a character? He was gonna be akin to a Sabastian. They decided that it would be a dumb idiot chicken instead and it was perfection.

I should go to bed and stop caring about this but you know what? This thread is now dedicated to examining Disney sidekicks. Please continue about your day.

The one on the left is a dog because THAT’S SO FUNNY.

The one on the right is a crime against humanity and its creators should hand write an apology directly to me for its existence.

Kind of in the “it’s a dog” bracket but it’s also a badass flying carpet.

Abu is a greedy little bitch but his greed moves the plot along and when he yells at things it’s actually funny.

They get a pass in my book.

The OG animal sidekicks that can talk.

I never understood why all the other mice were fine but GusGus has the brain capacity of a jellyfish. Even as a small child I didn’t care for him. They’re all pretty worthless in general.

Oh right it was the goat he had a boner for, my bad. They put these idiots in to make Quasimodo seem less lonely? Crazy? Whatever the point of them there had to be a better way to give the movie levity than...this shit.

He’s baby.

Fuck off you stupid idiot.

Timothy is the type of friend who will stand by you in good times and hard times.

The pig was created for merchandising and disappears halfway into the movie.

The chicken makes me laugh heartily.

There’s barely a plot to this movie so lets have animals being jerks to each other to fill in the run time.

Flounder is fine. I feel like he had some reasonable sense to how dangerous the ocean was while following around a flighty princess.

As an adult I understand Sebastian’s position a lot more and yeah his ward was kind of stupid. Under the Sea will always be a bop.

Let’s be real here. Disney was hoping Eddy Murphy would bring the force that Robin Williams did for Genie. The character was self serving and manipulative. Plus he abused the cricket and that ain’t cool.

Using a gif cause image results were...interesting. I was on Wendy’s side as a kid and didn’t like how mean Tinkerbell was.

I’m not sure how she became a Hot Topic icon.

She’s lost her mean girl vibe in current iterations and an inventor (tinker) instead, which is clever.

I learned big words cause of this doink as a kid and people looked at me like I was stupid when I used them. Used to not really like him but he got abused a lot looking back so I kinda feel sorry for him now.

Baloo in a tunic.

Boy it sure is fun having a character sit around bitching all the time.

Much like myself.

Yeah he’s pretty great then.

Horrible, wretched, ungrateful, brat. Get deleted.

*insert fart joke here cause that’s all they’d good for*

*defeated sigh*

I really like Tiana’s goal centric ideals and a flippant playboy prince coming in and turning her life upside down made for a cute movie.

Then this shit happened. Look at this fucking thing. I’m angry typing right now. I cheered when it got stepped on.

Like they really set up that this moron was in love with a star and every character is just like “Uhhh okaaaay” then they expected to pull at your heartstrings after he died. Maybe don’t try to be dramatic over the dumb af hillbilly. “Oh he’s a star now~” BITCH HE’S DEAD. GOOD.

The trumpet playing alligator cool tho.

It’s Baloo.

Anyone else ever watch Tail Spin? That show was better than it needed to be.

Ok it’s past 2 and I need to sleep so this’ll be the last one.

Iago is actually really good and I’m glad they decided to make him good to keep him in the animated series. Bonus: Gilbert Gottfried is a gift from the heavens.