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मंजन करने के बाद दाँतों पर ऊँगली रगड़ें। अगर & #39;किचु - किचु& #39; की आवाज़ आये तो समझ लेना कि...
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दाँत साफ़ हो गए हैं!
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मंजन करने के बाद दाँतों पर ऊँगली रगड़ें। अगर & #39;किचु - किचु& #39; की आवाज़ आये तो समझ लेना कि...
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दाँत साफ़ हो गए हैं!
आज का ज्ञान:
अगर आपकी राह में छोटे छोटे पत्थर आयें तो समझ लेना...
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सड़क का काम चल रहा है।
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अगर आपकी राह में छोटे छोटे पत्थर आयें तो समझ लेना...
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सड़क का काम चल रहा है।
#आज_का_ज्ञान
An alarm clock is a time machine. You set it and wake up in the future!
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An alarm clock is a time machine. You set it and wake up in the future!
#आज_का_ज्ञान
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you& #39;ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you& #39;ll become a philosopher.
-Socrates
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you& #39;ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you& #39;ll become a philosopher.
-Socrates
#आज_का_ज्ञान
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#आज_का_ज्ञान
Going to any religious place of worship doesn& #39;t make you a saint any more than standing in a garage makes you a car!
Going to any religious place of worship doesn& #39;t make you a saint any more than standing in a garage makes you a car!
#आज_का_ज्ञान
If u feel like doing some work, sit down & wait ... The feeling does go away!
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If u feel like doing some work, sit down & wait ... The feeling does go away!
#आज_का_ज्ञान
लोग क्या सोचेंगे, ये भी हम सोचेंगे, तो लोग क्या सोचेंगे?
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#आज_का_ज्ञान
संभल के, ट्विटर वालों!
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संभल के, ट्विटर वालों!
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#आज_का_ज्ञान
You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands.
For instance, if they are around your throat, she& #39;s probably a little upset with you.
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You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands.
For instance, if they are around your throat, she& #39;s probably a little upset with you.
#आज_का_ज्ञान
Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes!
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Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes!
#आज_का_ज्ञान
Do u remember that tingling feeling when you took the decision for marriage???
That was actually common sense leaving your body!
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Do u remember that tingling feeling when you took the decision for marriage???
That was actually common sense leaving your body!
#आज_का_ज्ञान
A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to a conclusion.
#NeverForget
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A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to a conclusion.
#NeverForget
#आज_का_ज्ञान
It takes many nails to build a crib, but just one screw to fill it!
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It takes many nails to build a crib, but just one screw to fill it!
#आज_का_ज्ञान
A Hot Dog is man& #39;s true best friend - It actually feeds the hand that bites it!
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A Hot Dog is man& #39;s true best friend - It actually feeds the hand that bites it!
#आज_का_ज्ञान
It& #39;s not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere!
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It& #39;s not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere!
#आज_का_ज्ञान
Whoever said technology will replace paper, has obviously never tried to wipe their ass with an iPad!
Whoever said technology will replace paper, has obviously never tried to wipe their ass with an iPad!
#आज_का_ज्ञान
The guy who invented ties was trying to commit suicide when he saw himself in the mirror & thought...
"Wait, this looks nice."
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The guy who invented ties was trying to commit suicide when he saw himself in the mirror & thought...
"Wait, this looks nice."
#आज_का_ज्ञान
Repeat after me:
This is a ship-shipping ship, shipping shipping ships!
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Repeat after me:
This is a ship-shipping ship, shipping shipping ships!
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#आज_का_ज्ञान
God has never tasted any cough syrup.
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Khuda-na-khasta!
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God has never tasted any cough syrup.
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Khuda-na-khasta!
#आज_का_ज्ञान
The best things in life are free.
Except drugs.
Drugs are expensive.
That& #39;s true.
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The best things in life are free.
Except drugs.
Drugs are expensive.
That& #39;s true.
#आज_का_ज्ञान
The word & #39;nun& #39; is basically just the letter & #39;n& #39; doing a cartwheel!
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The word & #39;nun& #39; is basically just the letter & #39;n& #39; doing a cartwheel!
#आज_का_ज्ञान
Man who follow these arrows bump into another man who also follow these arrows
#ConfuciusSays
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Man who follow these arrows bump into another man who also follow these arrows
#ConfuciusSays
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#आज_का_ज्ञान
Neil Armstrong was the first human to land on the moon.
& #39;Neil A.& #39; backwards is & #39;Alien& #39;!
Neil Armstrong was the first human to land on the moon.
& #39;Neil A.& #39; backwards is & #39;Alien& #39;!
#आज_का_ज्ञान
At first there were only 25 letters in the English alphabet.
Nobody knew why!
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At first there were only 25 letters in the English alphabet.
Nobody knew why!
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#आज_का_ज्ञान
The only man in this world who is faster than Usain Bolt is he who said:
MutualFundInvestmentsAreSubjectToMarketRiskPleaseReadTheOfferDocumentsCarefullyBeforeInvesting
#Fact
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The only man in this world who is faster than Usain Bolt is he who said:
MutualFundInvestmentsAreSubjectToMarketRiskPleaseReadTheOfferDocumentsCarefullyBeforeInvesting
#Fact
:D
#आज_का_ज्ञान
Minus four degrees looks like a dude taking a shit.
Yup, it does.
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Minus four degrees looks like a dude taking a shit.
Yup, it does.
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Scorpions are nature& #39;s way of saying & #39;Screw you, I& #39;m gonna combine Lobsters, Spiders, Wasps and Nightmares. Let me see what you can do about that!& #39;
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Scorpions are nature& #39;s way of saying & #39;Screw you, I& #39;m gonna combine Lobsters, Spiders, Wasps and Nightmares. Let me see what you can do about that!& #39;
:D
#आज_का_ज्ञान
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#आज_का_ज्ञान
Q: Do you know why you haven& #39;t heard about a movie called constipation?
A: Because it hasn& #39;t come out yet!
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Q: Do you know why you haven& #39;t heard about a movie called constipation?
A: Because it hasn& #39;t come out yet!
#आज_का_ज्ञान
A global study shows that if you are reading this tweet ..
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You are not blind!
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A global study shows that if you are reading this tweet ..
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You are not blind!
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#आज_का_ज्ञान
This one is a potential life saver, so pay good attention!
You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while!
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This one is a potential life saver, so pay good attention!
You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while!
PS: You& #39;re welcome
If you don& #39;t have a Valentine on #ValentinesDay; don& #39;t be sad.
Most people don& #39;t have AIDS on World AIDS Day either!!
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Most people don& #39;t have AIDS on World AIDS Day either!!
:D
#आज_का_ज्ञान
For effective protection against #CoronaVirus, eat two cloves of garlic and a raw onion every morning and evening.
It& #39;s useless basically, but it WILL keep everyone at a safe distance!
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For effective protection against #CoronaVirus, eat two cloves of garlic and a raw onion every morning and evening.
It& #39;s useless basically, but it WILL keep everyone at a safe distance!
#आज_का_ज्ञान
Maths made simple -
If you have Rs 100 and your wife has Rs 10, then your wife has Rs 110!
Maths made simple -
If you have Rs 100 and your wife has Rs 10, then your wife has Rs 110!
#आज_का_ज्ञान
In case you ever feel useless, just remember that you breathe out carbon dioxide for plants!
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In case you ever feel useless, just remember that you breathe out carbon dioxide for plants!
#आज_का_ज्ञान
जब लगे कि अपना घर छोटा है तो..
एक बार पोछा लगाकर देख लेना.
By God Ki Kasam, multi-storey बंगला लगने लगेगा!!
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#Lockdown21
जब लगे कि अपना घर छोटा है तो..
एक बार पोछा लगाकर देख लेना.
By God Ki Kasam, multi-storey बंगला लगने लगेगा!!
#Lockdown21
#आज_का_ज्ञान
ऐसी वाणी बोलिये जम कर झगड़ा होय ,
लेकिन उस से न बोलिये ,
जो आप से तगड़ा होय!
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ऐसी वाणी बोलिये जम कर झगड़ा होय ,
लेकिन उस से न बोलिये ,
जो आप से तगड़ा होय!
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साबुन चाहे किसी भी कलर का ले लो...
झाग सफेद ही निकलेगा!
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साबुन चाहे किसी भी कलर का ले लो...
झाग सफेद ही निकलेगा!
#आज_का_ज्ञान
जो घर में बैठे हुए बोर हो रहे हैं उन्हें मैं बता दूँ,
अस्पताल में और भी बोर हो जाओगे।
और दीवार पर टंगी फ़ोटो में तो हिल भी नहीं पाओगे!
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#Lockdown21
जो घर में बैठे हुए बोर हो रहे हैं उन्हें मैं बता दूँ,
अस्पताल में और भी बोर हो जाओगे।
और दीवार पर टंगी फ़ोटो में तो हिल भी नहीं पाओगे!
#Lockdown21
#आज_का_ज्ञान
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You may have heard many such stories in your lifetime, but this one right here
is the original cock and bull story!https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinning face with smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Grinning face with smiling eyes">" title=" #आज_का_ज्ञानYou may have heard many such stories in your lifetime, but this one right here https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👇" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index"> is the original cock and bull story!https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinning face with smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Grinning face with smiling eyes">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
#आज_का_ज्ञान
जैसे गुप्ता की गुप्ताईन
शुक्ला की शुक्लाईन
ठाकुर की ठकुराइन
पंडित की पंडिताइन होती है
ऐसे ही कोरोना की कोरोनटाइन होती है ।
You are welcomehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏" title="Folded hands" aria-label="Emoji: Folded hands">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinning face with smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Grinning face with smiling eyes">
जैसे गुप्ता की गुप्ताईन
शुक्ला की शुक्लाईन
ठाकुर की ठकुराइन
पंडित की पंडिताइन होती है
ऐसे ही कोरोना की कोरोनटाइन होती है ।
You are welcome
