Dumb things based off Good Omens for the dammed Barrift ship—...
Drift: /hits Mikaela with car
Barricade: you hit someone
D: they technically hit m— where are you going?
Bar, already on their way to an injured Mikaela:
The whole idea of Barricade shifting through Drift's music to which they reply 'oh you wouldn't like that' 'must be bebop'
Bar: YOU GAVE THEM REAL GUNS?
Drift: What? They wanted them.
Bar: THERES PEOPLE OUT THERE MURDERING EACH OTHER!!
Drift: Nah. Just barely surviving through miracles. Much more fun that way.
Bar: See I knew you weren't that bad.
Drift: HEY!
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