not that anyone asked but i’m starting a thread of funny things my friend say bc they make me laugh
they may have made a fair point
skdhsjshdh
what talking to me is like apparently
bringing this thread back for this text message. i only bully people who deserve it
“and i just feel so bad because it’s not his fault he looks like that”
“is she a butch lesbian? every time she calls you she sounds like she wears a nike headband”
i’m bringing this thread back lads. better start being funny real fast
“i’m not good at when people are telling me what to do”
“i am because i’m a bottom”
“we are at DINNER sav”
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