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A Running Thread of Dial-A-Prayer Show Highlights:
- Lead pastor proclaiming that the red of the American flag is for "the blood of Jesus"
- Prayers said for a malfunctioning tractor (a Cub Cadet if that makes a difference)
- Lead pastor proclaiming that the red of the American flag is for "the blood of Jesus"
- Prayers said for a malfunctioning tractor (a Cub Cadet if that makes a difference)
- "If you could use a donkey, you can use me."
- "...the big daddy God that we serve..."
- "...the big daddy God that we serve..."
Tonight& #39;s Dial-A-Prayer Pastor says that apparently HIV can be "eliminated by the blood of Jesus."
Current Dial-A-Prayer story is about how the normal Thursday night host& #39;s childhood pastor was delivered of a life of drug dealing thanks to the Holy Spirit. I just... sometimes... I can& #39;t.
Misheard tonight& #39;s Dial-A-Prayer pastor& #39;s prayer for unity as a prayer for nudity so that& #39;s a good start.
Also thought I heard a caller refer to this pastor as "annoying" instead of "anointed" so that might be a sign it& #39;s time for me to go to bed.
(For the record, the Friday night pastor is the one that sings the same song every five minutes for three hours so I wouldn& #39;t blame her.)
(For the record, the Friday night pastor is the one that sings the same song every five minutes for three hours so I wouldn& #39;t blame her.)
Whoa. Friday night Dial-A-Prayer pastor *actually* came through with some real wisdom: "When you are down to nothing, God is up to something."
Tonight& #39;s Dial-A-Prayer nugget: "Going to church doesn& #39;t make you a Christian any more than going to McDonald& #39;s makes you a hamburger."
Dial-A-Prayer pastor lady just mentioned WWJD bracelets. Do they still exist?
Bringing back this thread to mention tonight& #39;s Dial-A-Prayer opening sermon theme: coronavirus. Mentions of social distancing, staying home, and my personal favorite part: "testing positive for faith."
(This is obviously *highly* problematic, but I had to share.)
(This is obviously *highly* problematic, but I had to share.)
