no one who owns a Chevy Silverado has a remote concept of what a blinker is

dodge challenger owners don’t possess spacial reasoning

toyota sedan owners believe that once that their blinker is on, their moving over is the priority of everyone around them

if it’s a weekend after 9 pm, you’re probably drunk driving (applicable to everyone)

the face of drivers (often sedan users) who put on their blinker at the very last point of a lane next to an exit and don’t get let over

if you own a buick, you cannot stay in your lane when you turn

if you use a jeep wrangler you don’t really ever *decide* on a lane do you

speaking of indecision, Ford truck owners would rather drive in the invisible middle lane on the highway than pick the left or right lane

all of you think leaving work at 5 pm and getting on the freeway at the same time is a valid decision, yet get shook when traffic occurs

don’t get me started on parking jobs

luxury car owners get over like you won’t hit them

No one understands the concept of a passing lane

If your car resembles a cube, you probably drive way too slow and it’s probably going to result in an accident one day bc of my next point

70% of drivers, especially if you’re in a dodge charger do not understand the concept of breaking distance

we can’t all go 80 on a 60 during traffic