seokjin: im sorry, you were stabbed?
jungkook, rolling his eyes: /lightly/ stabbed
jungkook, rolling his eyes: /lightly/ stabbed
taehyung: you two need to bone
jungkook: BONE???????? how dare you Kim i am your superior officer!!!! BONE!!!!!!! don& #39;t ever speak to me like that again!
jungkook: BONE???????? how dare you Kim i am your superior officer!!!! BONE!!!!!!! don& #39;t ever speak to me like that again!
taehyung: we broke a rule.
jimin: yeah... i hope it wasn& #39;t a mistake
taehyung: "i hope it wasnt a mistake" - title of your sex tape *gasp* title of /our/ sex tape
jimin: yeah... i hope it wasn& #39;t a mistake
taehyung: "i hope it wasnt a mistake" - title of your sex tape *gasp* title of /our/ sex tape
taehyung: for example i know that if i run at full speed toward namjoon hyung, he& #39;ll catch me
namjoon: noooooooooooooo *drops mug of coffee and catches taehyung*
namjoon: noooooooooooooo *drops mug of coffee and catches taehyung*
yoongi: this is Holly. i& #39;ve only had Holly for a day but if anything were to happen to him i would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
(i realised i am switching up characters but that& #39;s okay, it& #39;s more about the one liners than the casting anyways)
seokjin: and now for a message of hope. everything is garbage! you find something you care about and it& #39;s taken from you. never love anything.
jimin: i started reading it because the character looks like me. i kept reading it because it& #39;s SO GOOD!
everyone: *stares*
namjoon, walking through the room wearing an ugly cardigan: fine. i was trying something. it didn& #39;t work!
namjoon, walking through the room wearing an ugly cardigan: fine. i was trying something. it didn& #39;t work!
hoseok: why is yeontan wearing a beret?
taehyung: jimin saw your photos and was amused so we started an instagram account for yeontan... who now has over 14000 followers
taehyung: jimin saw your photos and was amused so we started an instagram account for yeontan... who now has over 14000 followers
jungkook: thanks dad
namjoon: do you see me as a father figure, Jeon?
namjoon: do you see me as a father figure, Jeon?
yoongi: i& #39;m proud of you
taehyung: oh *tears up* i& #39;m sorry you just said you& #39;re proud of me; that& #39;s my tear trigger
taehyung: oh *tears up* i& #39;m sorry you just said you& #39;re proud of me; that& #39;s my tear trigger
seokjin: wow, you& #39;re an evil genius. next time i want to hurt someone i& #39;m coming straight to you
jimin, visibly moved: aw! that& #39;s the nicest thing you& #39;ve ever said to me.
jimin, visibly moved: aw! that& #39;s the nicest thing you& #39;ve ever said to me.
namjoon: just be yourself!
jimin: be myself? what kind of garbage advice is that?
jimin: be myself? what kind of garbage advice is that?
taehyung: turn the other cheek. which i recently learned is about faces and NOT butts.
hoseok: here I stand! a miracle of movements!
namjoon: how do we keep it light and breezy? oh i know! a comprehensive set of rules.
yoongi: how am I attracted to you? doesn& #39;t matter, I am. let& #39;s go!
yoongi: how am I attracted to you? doesn& #39;t matter, I am. let& #39;s go!
seokjin, yelling: i am 23, a celebrity and today i& #39;m going to die.
jungkook: not one word of that was true.
jungkook: not one word of that was true.
hoseok: they& #39;re six, they can take the subway.
jungkook: that& #39;s crazy, they& #39;re babies. Namjoon hyung, call them an uber.
jungkook: that& #39;s crazy, they& #39;re babies. Namjoon hyung, call them an uber.
taehyung: i feel like i& #39;m the paris of people
seokjin: but isn& #39;t Kim Seokjin more like a state of mind?
namjoon: i checked your alibies. or more like alibLIES!
jimin: you said you had an idea and then you stopped talking.
hoseok: oh wow. *chuckles* im heavily intoxicated.
hoseok: oh wow. *chuckles* im heavily intoxicated.
jungkook: what about me? what if something happens to namjoon hyung? and he never gets to meet my baby? i dont want to hang with some stupid baby who& #39;s never met namjoon hyung.
yoongi: everyone likes ti be the little spoon!!!! it makes you feel safe!
seokjin: dont be late or i& #39;ll slit your throats haha
jimin: you dont have to fake laugh, we know you mean it
seokjin: good
jimin: you dont have to fake laugh, we know you mean it
seokjin: good
taehyung: take a look at this map of the world
yoongi: you just... keep one of those on you
taehyung: of course, in case i ever i nees to prove my point in an argument.
yoongi: you just... keep one of those on you
taehyung: of course, in case i ever i nees to prove my point in an argument.
jimin: no, i already have a tattoo
taehyung: what? where? why? how? when?
jimin: i will never talk about it again
taehyung: *screams*
taehyung: what? where? why? how? when?
jimin: i will never talk about it again
taehyung: *screams*
taehyung: right. that& #39;s the guy you said all that lame stuff about. like "he& #39;s a good listener".
namjoon: im sorry, what do you look for in a guy?
taehyung: i dont know, real stuff. shape of his ass.
namjoon: im sorry, what do you look for in a guy?
taehyung: i dont know, real stuff. shape of his ass.
jungkook: seriously, i have no idea what to do. oh wait! yahoo answers!
Seokjin: you have all embarrassed the previnct. Now when people think of bangtan they& #39;ll think of detective Kim filling the iron with tequilla
Taehyung: so i could make tequilla steam
Taehyung: so i could make tequilla steam
hoseok: can you estimate the value of everything that was taken?
seokjin: emotionally? seventeen hundred million won.
seokjin: emotionally? seventeen hundred million won.
seokjin: you& #39;ve been needling poor Jeon so much you practically made him a new suit.
namjoon: needled him a new suit. even when we& #39;re fighting you& #39;re hilarious. Stop it. Stop it.
namjoon: needled him a new suit. even when we& #39;re fighting you& #39;re hilarious. Stop it. Stop it.
seokjin: do you know how many basic bitches would kill to have the same personality as me
namjoon: to catching a serial killer.
jungkook: to catching a serial killer.
hoseok: to Rihanna, because i love Rihanna.
jungkook: to catching a serial killer.
hoseok: to Rihanna, because i love Rihanna.
jungkook, on the phone: do you carry a hairdryer in your purse
jimin: of course. im not an animal.
jimin: of course. im not an animal.
seokjin: well, min and i have that kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other& #39;s -
yoongi: - sentences
seokjin: please, dont interrupt me
yoongi: - sentences
seokjin: please, dont interrupt me
namjoon: jimin where have you been. you left your cellphone on your desk so i assumed you were dead.
jimin: hm i would clearly be buried with my phone
jimin: hm i would clearly be buried with my phone
seokjin: so you would choose your dad over me; your coworker who hates you?
taehyung: oh, i love paris. Or at least how it& #39;s represented in the movie Ratatouille.
namjoon: jeon, take jung and min with you
jungkook: yes! my fantasy threesome
everyone: *stares*
jungkook: .... of cops on a case
jungkook: yes! my fantasy threesome
everyone: *stares*
jungkook: .... of cops on a case
namjoon: writing things down is nerdy? what do you do?
yoongi: i forgot stuff like a cool person.
yoongi: i forgot stuff like a cool person.
jimin: i was born for politics. i have great hair and i love lying.
jimin: *is being a total nerd*
taehyung: *smiles fondly*
taehyung: *smiles fondly*
jin: apparently the tzar of russia gave that bejeweled egg to his girlfriend as a present. i never got a bejeweled egg... stupid Namjoon!
joon: i know what she& #39;s going through, i& #39;ve been broken up with 6 times
yoongi: only 6?
joon: yes... wait does it count if they wanna stay friends after you break up?
yoongi:..... yes
joon: oh then 210 times
yoongi: only 6?
joon: yes... wait does it count if they wanna stay friends after you break up?
yoongi:..... yes
joon: oh then 210 times
jungkook: okay i think you& #39;re gonna like this one. nick cage is a chemist.
hoseok: interesting. go on.
jungkook: he has to break into alcatraz -
hoseok, furiously: ABSOLUTELY NOT *crawls away on his belly*
hoseok: interesting. go on.
jungkook: he has to break into alcatraz -
hoseok, furiously: ABSOLUTELY NOT *crawls away on his belly*
taehyung: *forges a coroner& #39;s signature*
seokjin: you are strangely good at that
taehyung: i grew up forging report cards. if people knew how smart i was, it would have been harder to manipulate them.
seokjin: you are strangely good at that
taehyung: i grew up forging report cards. if people knew how smart i was, it would have been harder to manipulate them.