Thread by @prestigebrii, So apparently it’s a bad bitches birthday.... S/O to one of my [...]

So apparently it’s a bad bitches birthday.... S/O to one of my fav cancers... let the thread begin

So we basically met in the 9th grade and this girl has remained the same.... not just annoying and extremely playful but she’s also a motherly soul and a hard worker. Amazing is truly an understatement.

From our first time partying together,me and you are the life of the party.... even if you be getting in illegally

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">. You don’t have a lot of ass but you sure know how to work it.... I will always be available to grind on you and pretend to be your gf in front of VODKAS

Your role in the group is the “aggressive”one but in truth we all share the role. You compliment the weirdo and together we cause SO much mayhem but I wouldn’t pick another water sign to share my HBCU life with. Truly beautiful inside and out. Happy 18th birthday

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Yeah you probably thought I was done.... HELL NAH.... enough with the soft shit. Expose in 3...2...1

^^^^ Das me when you be tryna be Becky.

The most memeable person I know

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The most memeable person I knowhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

I’m so glad we done with these elevator games

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> but ima lowkey miss getting yelled at by my RA

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Y’all she be cat fishing ... she really ain’t got cake but it don’t matter cuz CUPCAKES STILL CAKES.... they belong to Brittney tho

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These pictures really show are relationship

This was her face in relationto some weird shit I said. We both don’t recall what I said because this situation has happened far too many times

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Like I said.... my cup cakes

YO FACIAL EXPRESSIONS BE HAVING MESCREAMING....you gon block me for hat last picture lmfaooo but it’s worth it

You’re someone I always look forward to spending time with ... someone who I ate at least one meal a day with for months. Someone who dragged me out of depression.. somebody who cared.

Just having some fun

You’re someone I will ALWAYS take pleasure in annoying hahaha

Like I said ....AGGRESSIVE .... but sexy as HELL

NUN BUTT CHEEKS

Someone who I love dearly.... also my granny loves her some kalen so she live in the 904 now

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Someone who I love dearly.... also my granny loves her some kalen so she live in the 904 now https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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She is ALWAYS GLITCHING

Honestly, this whole thread is just showing that I not only have documentation of our journey together but also hold you dear to my heart. I did a lot of firsts with you but I never want us to ever do our last’s.

You are so young yet inspiring. You are one of the people who I can truly call a friend. Even though we hung out everyday, you always found a way to suprise me. Happy 18th birthday Kalen. Always know you are loved. #thelastwoahwednesday @kay_saucin

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