yes let me give a brief summary of this Opinion which in fact I hold

in exchange I will be angry at nothing for the next week which important ive got drug's to enjoy

thread incoming https://twitter.com/polyaletheia/status/1145142304782503938
ensuing argument presupposes you do not already dislike cop's

for those of you who as I do dont much like them at all much please go about your evenings no reason to rage out
in advance I accede:

1. in a certain theory of the state cops should be great!
2. some individual cops are indeed pleasant to be around in social settings
3. some individual cops do indeed do heroic things on occasion and u know hats off to them for that
Certain Problems in practice become clear however. In summary with case studies following

1. police departments in practice are venal af and this should offend anyone who desires Good Government
2. police are incredibly unnecessarily violent
3. police endure no accountability
there are videos, I'm not going to post them but go wild just go wild watching cops shoot sweet dogs docile when they break down doors as a matter of course
case study: cops who """"rescue""""""" sex workers basically just get paid to rape them on taxpayer dime and use sex trafficking that doesnt happen to drum up funding

I wrote half a thesis on this shit

when it was outlawed in HI police were piiiiiised https://time.com/38444/hawaii-police-prostitutes-sex/
cops run extortion rackets

remarkably, these were prosecuted

this is Unusual https://www.cnn.com/2014/07/30/justice/philadelphia-police-corruption/index.html
why dont all of the Good Police Officers do anything

idk https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Serpico
i dunno

i could go on

if you want go search for articles about how much cops get paid by juking pension mechanisms

if you want go watch youtube videos of cops shooting pets and beating the shit out of people and try to follow up with how many were punished

good night I love u
"why dont I hear about this more"

well you probably do but not quite in these terms

if you're not familiar let me introduce you to the passive exculpatory tense

cops love this shit and media just act as stenographers

per ushe https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-watch/wp/2014/07/14/the-curious-grammar-of-police-shootings/
thank u for ur service @SLMPD

u Cop's https://twitter.com/TimCushing/status/1153485711544336384?s=19
cop's cop's cop's https://twitter.com/radleybalko/status/1153740875975024642?s=19
much of police work is comically evil https://twitter.com/Phylter52/status/1159221362227105792?s=19
Police can pretty much fuck up your life with no consequence just as a social game and media won't say boo and courts will generally support it

other police will absolutely support it and join in on the fun

best not live next to a cop

(ht @1of7e9) https://ocweekly.com/rosalina-harris-los-angeles-deputy/
police on anti-terrorism squads justify their existence by supplying weapons to mentally ill people and egging them on to commit crimes before arresting them and crowing about their success in Keeping Us Safe

Many such cases! https://twitter.com/BrodyHydee/status/1159775022619271168?s=19
strictly speaking cops aren't actually employed to protect you

or to have any idea what they're doing at all https://twitter.com/SaishyKitty/status/1160510698075676672?s=19
cops will get you convicted on the basis of EXPERT'S operating at a dowsing rod level of comptence and the courts will make a point of preventing you from challenging those convictions because hey fuck you who do you even think you are a cop lol https://twitter.com/radleybalko/status/1161021622444331013?s=19
did i mention cops just take your stuff and sell it to fund their benefits https://twitter.com/copcrisis/status/1159998598144245762?s=19
apparently cops are willing to do shadowruns on the clock that's a new one ht @1renist https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedBen/status/1162007713582407687?s=19
are you obviously not the person who committed a crime

thats fine

our Cop's are so talented they can find a way to get you imprisoned one way or another https://twitter.com/DrRJKavanagh/status/1162594491104202752?s=19
do you go out of your way to help cop's?

theyll fuck you the moment it becomes convenient for their careers https://twitter.com/ENBrown/status/1166030018151112704?s=19
some cop's are dumb enough to leave their body cameras on when they plant Drugs on people before arresting them

not all cops are this dumb

good luck fighting this in court https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1174572076629483520?s=19
https://twitter.com/julesprom/status/1177788425379995650
you kind of dont talk about this shit so blithely unless its standard operating procedure https://twitter.com/BadLegalTakes/status/1187389756293832704?s=19
cop science

like bro science but for puttting people in jail https://twitter.com/JoyceWhiteVance/status/1188499047201591296?s=19
giving lots of power and no accountability to people has predictable results https://twitter.com/georgelazenby/status/1191480452764327941?s=19
here is a subthread collecting many merry instances of cops (Fed's) pushing vulnerable schizoids to say theyll blow things up and then jailing them forever https://twitter.com/Pug_Apu/status/1158567007794733057?s=19
has your local pd falsified evidence and fucked up a raid and left a couple dead

the boy's in blue will be online calling that murdered couple, Dirtbags https://twitter.com/Griff3945/status/1202587878636867584?s=19
https://twitter.com/bigseb31213/status/1202759683691438080?s=19
Have you been accused of a crime?

Perhaps you've just been murdered but that's inconvenient for the police because it's somehow bad optics?

No sweat the police will leak information that makes you look bad to the press or perhaps just smear you openly https://twitter.com/cjciaramella/status/1206577027660288002?s=19
this seems like a functional civil service https://twitter.com/Blavity/status/1216049718163316736?s=19
OI MATE WHERES YOUR TILE LAYING LOISENCE https://twitter.com/ATabarrok/status/1225283219966320640?s=19
just fuck em https://twitter.com/AgoristMick/status/1258095702275526656?s=19
stares directly at camera https://twitter.com/AndrewCMcCarthy/status/1258154195104018432?s=19
broke: put trans people with birth sex in jail

joke: put trans ppl with identified sex in jail

Woke I Guess: https://twitter.com/nmgrm/status/1283451769301991425?s=19
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