Which random doctor who character would be the best pop girly? My money’s on Jabe. With her wooden throat I reckon the acoustics for her vocals would be unbeatable.

Lucy Saxon would be very Lana Del Rey

Vivien Rook is the Vera Lynn of Dr Who

Nancy is Lily Allen

Tallulah is Christina Aguilera

Sally Sparrow is Joss Stone

Elaine the Pain starring as “Female Programmer” is M.I.A.

Ursula is that blind woman that won The Voice

Chloe Webber is Willow Smith

Lilith is Noah Cyrus

Idris aka The Tardis is Kate Bush

River Song is Fleur East

Lynda (with a y) is Billie Piper

Cathica Santini Khadeni is FKA Twigs

Idiot’s Lantern Rose Tyler is Pixie Lott

Scooti is Kelly Clarkson (Breakaway era)

The Doctor’s Daughter is Britney in the Toxic video

The wasp that attacked Agatha Christie is Bey0nc3 (in code so I don’t get attacked again)

Agatha Christie is Meghan Trainor

Sarah Jane Smith is Cher

Missy is Lorde

The Clockwork Droids are Girls Aloud in the Can’t Speak French video

Amy Pond is sigrid

Francine Jones is Corinne Bailey Rae