nct privilege, noun: a phenomenon that refers NOT to sm’s investment in nct but to situations that are so ridiculous they could only happen to nct/nctzens

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i refuse to let the concept die along with my prev. account nctprivilege so as the kids say, THREAD:

incorrect usage: nct got more tour dates than red velvet.. nct privilege :/

correct usage: the members of nct have never all been in the same room at the same time … nct privilege :/

1) let's start with the reason i decided to make this thread again: this trident ad

2) another classic. kylie advertising a lip kit with the boss instrumental

3) travis... naega neol ikkeuneun boss?

4) when a fictional detective hung out with nct dream (video cr. vonny_bennett)

5) only nctzens

6) who could hold a record this niche and circumstantial aside from nct

7) when odiegotablog was so threatened by how much boss slapped they wrote a ~2,200 word blog post about how it signalled the doom of music and referenced ella fitzgerald and prince in the post

8) nct recording an entire video message to the stranger things cast members essentially saying we are busy please hang out with exo

9) (video cr. xuxiinct)

10) and MY personal favourite mispelling, nct 1 to 7

11) i still need to have a word with whoever was responsible for this ISAC banner

12) drake getting nct in my feelings challenge taken down despite them meeting his dad

13) the final cut of the black on black mv had johnny falling in it but that actually makes me sad so a lighter example of nct privilege from the same mv is the way it ended on an awkward zoom onto taeyongs belt for literally no reason

14) do your faves have dance covers like this

15) the fucking pudu logging on to tweet about voting in the midst of nctzens making threads about how they cant vote bc they have lives

16) the existence of the pudu in the first place.. when youre forced to pretend to like a stinky beast and give up one of your days in LA visiting the zoo because your loser fans named it after you

17) best headline of all time

18) imagining jungwoo as a virgo is literally terrifying (video cr. tenspretty)

19) doing double speed choreo on purpose is too mainstream the new wave is being ambushed by it (fancams compiled by endless_path on youtube)

20) when the superhuman mv got pushed back after we had already spent a month listening to the song exclusively via concert fancam (illustrated by the best gif ive ever made)

21) the 21st entry in this thread is of course how long it took for us to get confirmation that wayv are an nct unit

22) nomin poster boys for thai public health

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24) when we asked journalists to do their research before writing about nct i dont think this is the result we expected

25a) nct dream being sent to west virginia all places 25b) nct dream inciting a boyscout riot at said event in west virginia

26) since we are (justifiably) on the anti-SM warpath today, remember when SM outsourced marketing to a firm in 2017 and that firm in turn paid ig influencers less than $20 a post to post a screenshot of them promoting cherry bomb

27) when the empathy tracklist was mostly recycled songs and we proceeded to spend over a month listening to the songs off of youtube because they didnt even do digital releases (27b is how we miss that time now bc things have gone even more downhill)

28) an ELF spreading the violent rumour that a 36 year old man would be joining dream and people BELIEVING it

29) when nct dream was announced in 2016 and nctzens spent a solid week spreading the false predebut info that renjun is north korean and a 97liner

30) mtvnews's verified account making fan-level quality edits of characters from a cult film listening to nct https://twitter.com/MTVNEWS/status/1154768219753857024

31) winwin, who has never done anything wrong in his life, being subjected to this photoshoot concept deserves an entry

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33) nctzens joked about super m debuting with regular so much that a verified twitter account believed it and posted about it

34) jaehyun's image being used to advertise a hair salon (pic cr. younghopods)

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37) the pudu showing up nctzens for the SECOND time by tweeting this whilst fans were in the middle of bullying a popular user for not retweeting the teasers

38) a case of nct-adjacent privilege: jopping on the disney channel (video: wntrwoo)

39) someone paying justin from wizards of waverly place to record himself asking SM for dream fixed unit

40) continuing on with the disney channel theme, one of the actors from lemonade mouth has recently come out of the closet as a renjunzen. we throw around the word bravery♡

41) neobong making it onto argentinian tv before nct (video: hugsforsicheng)

42) added to the list of companies that did NOT run nct their check: finnish mcdonalds jacking the boss choreo

43) nct dream rehearsing in the background of a pro corruption parade (video: koryodynasty)

44) meninism confirmed
(cap: boopjisung)

45) nct's labelmate reading or at least being aware of nct slash fic and QUOTING it on CAMERA

46a) 127's account gets hacked
46b) 127's acc STAYS hacked for over an hour
46c) the hashtag trends higher than most real kpop hashtags do
46d) one of ncts biggest fanbases urges fans to solve the problem by reporting/suspending the 127 acc & then posts an apology statement

47) child goes viral for cussing - closer examination of his youtube channel reveals nctzenship

48) "bad smell" by dj johnny ft. mark is revealed during a livestream and nct experience another brush with the verified political account side of twitter

49) another installment in the disney channel cameo series: mr. moseby wishes taeyong a happy birthday and reminds us all to stream long flight (video cr. yutaelife)

50. happy 50th tweet! 100 soon

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