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*2x22*

Kara: You know when grown-ups tell you everything’s going to be fine, and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?

Mon-El: Yes.

Kara: Everything's gonna be fine.

Kara: What happened to your cake?

Mon-El: Started making it, had a breakdown. Bon appetit.

Lena: We're a great team because we're both different.

Kara: True. I'm always right and you're always wrong.

Mon-El arriving to the 31st century: Sorry, I'm late, I didn't want to come.

Kara: Can you turn on the lights?

Mon-El: I don't need to, you're the only light I need in my life.

Kara: Mon-El, I can't see.

Mon-El: Stop being so mean to me or I swear to Rao I'm gonna fall in love with you!

Mon-El: *in front of a PULL sign* I WILL PUSH IF I WANNA PUSH! COME ON!

Mon-El:

Mon-El: I HATE DOORS!

Mon-El in the future: You're allowed to be happy, but it's really annoying the way you're doing it.

*After Kara tried to explain the correct way to eat pancakes*

Mon-El: I got two perfectly good forks at the end of my arms!

Winn: Would you consider us adorable?

Mon-El: No. We're adult men. We're cute.

Kara: I'm disappointed with all of you. Especially you! I thought you were better than that!

Mon-El: I know. I am... sometimes.

*Kara after she decided to go on Argo in 3x21*:

I can't believe I did this.
*mumbles* I can't believe I did this.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THIS!

Alex will be so sad.
That's okay, she said I can take time for myself, right?

Oh my gosh, this will kill her.

THIS IS SO FUN!

I am a horrible person,
I'm going back.

I AM NEVER GOING
BAAACCCKKK!

I am a despicable human being.

WOOHOOOOO!
Best day, ever!
(Sobbing)

Mon-El: *clears throat* You know, I can't help but notice you seem a little at war with yourself, here.

Mon-El: I would do anything for you, Kara.

Kara: Tell me my hair is prettier than yours.

Mon-El: Almost anything.

Sam: You either settle down and do your schoolwork or you’ll end up in McDonald’s.

Ruby: We’re going to McDonald’s if I don’t do my work??

Sam: Ruby, nooOOOOOO.

Kara: Are you high?

Mon-El: Am I what?

Kara: High.

Mon-El: Hello.

Lena: This year, I have lost three dear friends: Eve Tessmacher, Alex and Kara Danvers.

Eve, Alex and Kara, at the same time: STOP TELLING EVERYONE WE'RE DEAD!!!

Lena: Sometimes I still hear their voices.

Mon-El: Kara! You're hurt!!

Kara: These wounds hardly compare to my emotional scars.

Winn: If I were a millionaire I would buy millions of melons so I become a melonaire.

Alex: How do you have friends?

Winn: Because I'm a melonaire.

Winn: Sometimes I like to pretend I'm tall, but I'm just standing on a chair.

Kara: Tell me, what do you consider your best quality?

James: Well, I'm really good at dealing with people.

Alex: I don't answer stupid questions.

Winn: I can hack any computer.

Mon-El: My eyes. Oh, and I guess my butt, too.

Kara: I'm not sure how many cookies it takes to be happy, but so far it's not twenty-seven.

Brainy: I’m going to be honest, I feel like you don’t like me.
Alex: I've told you multiple times I don't.

Brainy, teaching Mon-El to drive: So you’re driving, and Winn and Imra walk into the road. Quick! What do you hit?

Mon-El: Imra, definitely. I would never hurt Winn!

Brainy, massaging his temples: The brakes, Mon-El. You hit the brakes.

Kara: There’s no “i” in team, but there is in pizza.

Alex: So you're not gonna share.

Kara: I'm not gonna share.

Kara: I wish you could block people in real life.

Alex: Restraining order.

Lena: Murder.

Ruby: Daddy?

Alex: dO I LOOK LIKE-

Winn: You call it "really bad at darts, I call it freestyle acupuncture.

Mon-El: I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar.

Mon-El: This was a 100% successful trip.

Brainy: We lost Imra.

Mon-El: This was a 100% successful trip.

Kara: Truth or dare?

Mon-El: Truth.

Kara: How many hours have you slept this week?

Mon-El: Dare.

Kara: Go to sleep.

Mon-El: I don't like this game.

Mon-El: Please, Kara... don't do this..after everything we went through together.

Kara: I'm sorry, Mon-El. I have to do this.

Mon-El: I'm begging you. Don't do it.

Kara: It has to be done...

Kara, placing a draw-4 card: Uno.

Mon-El meeting Kara for the first time: I didn't know the Earth had two suns.

Mon-El, holding a bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Winn: *grabs the bottle and drinks it* It's perfume.

Kara: Mon-El doesn't have a life plan. He doesn't have a day plan. I once found a note that he wrote to himself that said, 'Put on pants?'.

Mon-El: "You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol. It's science."

Winn: Mon-El is delicate. Like a flower. Like a delicate, damaged flower who hates himself.

Kara: You always see the worst in people!

Mon-El: Yeah, because people are the worst.

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