NCT members as weed strains: A thread for all my weedzens

Ten: Girl Scout Cookies :)
The 1st strain of weed I ever smoked. The THC content is INSANE and you will feel tingly all over. It is powerfully euphoric and intensely creative, you won’t want to stop making art. You feel like a little kid and just want to laugh. This IS TEN to a T

Taeyong: OG Kush
The backbone of west coast cannabis. One of the most famous strains of all time. It is POWERFUL but it doesn’t make you feel stressed or anxious. An amazing balance between the mind and body. Smells like pine and chocolate, and exudes the strength of taeyong

Johnny- Plushberry
This strain is an indica so it soothes and eases stress but what makes plushberry special, is that you can still get so much done while having deep revelations about the universe. It knocks you out but has the cutest color and everything about it screams Johnny

Jaehyun: Bubba Kush
This strain has roots in California and was popular in the 90’s. It has TRANQUILIZING affects and is perfect for a lazy day of relaxation. I love smoking this bish before bed. It smells earthy and sweet and will leave you feeling sleepy and happy and Jaehyun

Lucas: Green crack
This is an intense and energetic high. You will feel so happy that you wonder if you’re actually cracked out. It’s a sativa and the euphoria is insane with this one as well. I literally don’t know a strain that would fit Lucas’ happy ass better than green crack

Taeil: Blue Dream
This is a sativa dominant hybrid known for its super sweet taste. It’s perfect for when you want to relax and stay calm, but it’s very versatile. It’s also an insanely dreamy high for when you just want to lay in bed and think. The lovely blue dream IS Taeil.

Jeno: Skywalker OG
This is a powerful healing strain. I’ve heard that this helps with PTSD and mental illnesses. The body high is intense and will make you feel like you’ve stepped into outer space. Considering jsmr I think this strain perfectly describes jeno’s healing aura.

Donghyuck: Sour Diesel
I LOVE this strain. The high is weightless and will have you questioning the universe in seconds. It is uplifting and motivating and will make you want to talk to everyone. It has an intense flavor, but It’s perfect for a sunny day just like fullsun.

Jaemin- Alaskan Thunderfuck
A sativa strain that tastes fruity and sweet. It provides lots of focus and energy and makes you feel like you’re floating. It’s motivating and social and will definitely leave you feeling happier than you were before, just like jaemin

Doyoung- Jack Herer
This strain is a PERFECT sativa, originated in Amsterdam. It’s energetic and promotes happiness. It has a rich, woody pine aroma and is widely loved because of its ability to provide energy and remove anxiety. This is exactly how doyoung makes me feeel <3

Kun: Cinderella
This is a hybrid strain known for sweet and fruity flavors. It is truly an uplifting strain and will definitely improve your mood and make you feel productive no matter how your day is going. Just like Kun I would smoke this when I need to feel genuinely happy <3

Jungwoo: Snoop’s Dream
Haha though this strain was created by Snoop Dogg not SnoopY, it still reminds me of jungwoo. It has blueberry flavors at first and hits you LIKE A TRAIN but the aftertaste is pine and the effects later on are soft and euphoric...JUNGWOO SNOOP DOGG

Mark: Golden Goat
This strain was created BY ACCIDENT when two Hawaiian strains collided, it is sweet, tropical, and has an intense body high. It makes you clear headed and is awesome for making art. A happy accident with strong effects mirrors the goofiness of THE Mark Lee

Yuta: Dirty Girl
This strain is a true sativa and it has a wonderful aroma of tropical pineapples and tastes like lemon candy. It offers TONS of creative energy and euphoria, great for a wake and bake or a paint and smoke sesh. I would def fuck on this strain and as a yutazen...

Xiaojun: Northern Lights
This is one of the most famous indicas of all time. It is known for its powerful psychoactive effects that relax the muscles leaving you in a dreamlike state. This sweet and spicy strain would be perfect for songwriting on a starry night with xiaojun.

Jisung: Gushers
I just tried this strain recently and LOVED it, It is super popular and sold out everywhere. This ultra rare strain is fruity with cookie and pancake notes. It is amazing for relieving anxiety and just munching on some yummy treats. It’s just perfect for Jisung

Hendery: Tangerine Dream
This is a hybrid strain that removes all physical pain or discomfort and provides a ton of energy! It is uplifting and tastes sooo much like citrus. You will def be vibing with your energy from this strain and I want to smoke it with hendery sooo bad

Renjun: Berry White
This strain is a true indica and has amazing balanced effects between removing anxiety and providing euphoria. It has a light berry and pine smell and is known for inspiring upbeat moods and usually leads to amazing conversations. It really does SCREAM renjun

Sicheng: Snowcap
This is an interesting hybrid strain. It has a lemon scent with hints of menthol backing it. It is known for its cerebral and super giggly effects. No one knows the parent strains of this strain so it remains mysterious. I just want to giggle with sicheng so MUCH

Yang yang: Purple Haze
This sativa was popularized by Jimmy Hendrix in 1967 and is super loved today. This strain awakens creativity and blissful contentment with aromas of sharp spice and berry. It tastes sweet and earthy and mirrors the old soul I see in yang yang all the time.

Chenle: Pink Kush
This is an indica-dominant hybrid with body-focused effects. You only need a bit of this stuff because it is INTENSE and super popular. The aromas are vanilla and candy perfume you won’t be able to stop once you’ve tried this strain just like baby chenle