I promise that I won't shitpost or lie

1. My dick is of average length that I can't suck my own dick but I once had a dream where I could and that was one of the best oral sex experience I have at the time because I was still a virgin and also twelve

2. I used to be a theist. Then I became an atheist. Then I became an agnostic. Now I consider myself as a theist albeit a bit heretic. It is a long journey but I have found peace. Nihilism is not the end but the beginning of a journey to answer all the question that you have.

3. I am legally allowed to prescribe my partner morning after pills. So pease, if any of you idiots wanted to have sex raw and decided that it was a bad idea after, contact me ASAP as unwanted pregnancy is really not a pleasant thing to go through.

4. Maybe you see me shitpost most of the time but truly I love each one of you. I am looking forward to know more people. I am fascinated by humanity. I welcome any and each of you to discuss about anything or ask about anything.

5. I have 2 guitars and 1 ukulele. I used to play them quite frequently but lately I don't have enough time to do that. Hell I am going to play it now. I also love literature, made some poems, articles, journals and the likes. One of my dream is to become a renowned sci-fi author

6. My principle

7. I was diagnosed with severe depressive mood disorder. It doesn't stop me to be a highly functional human being. I decided to stop pitying myself. It is a long journey of self-acceptance and peace making. Stoicsm helps me tremendously. Running is one of the best vent.

8. I love culture, history and language. I am a batak descendant and I hold on into my heritage and culture. I fell in love with Javanesse culture. I consider myself as jamet by nurture as I spent nearly 10 years in Central Java & Jogjakarta

9. I believe that our religion subject in school curriculum is redundant and faulty. It is better to teach the kids history of religion or religion comparative study. Phillosophy and logic should be taught as soon as possible as our citizen critical thinking is severly lacking

10. I was a red belt in Taekwondoo and a brown belt in Karate. I did kickboxing too back then. I want to learn MMA but I must get my body in shape first as for the last 1 year I am... by all means... a couch potato .____.

11. My favourite singer would be Eric Clapton. Kalau yang lokal aku suka Iwan Fals dan Kla Project. Iya anjing w uda tua babi kontol kanguru pepek wildebis

12. I love science fiction. I also love story telling, especially story telling prompt. I love to sit in a public space and make up stories about the passerbies or people around me. Imagination, other than emotion and cognitive growth, is what makes a human human.

13. Contrary to a popular opinion, I am no longer a virgin

My virginity was taken by my right hand in the attic of my home. That time, I was watching a criminal investigation in national television channel

14. I really love it when people understand my joke, bantz, shitpost or basically any kind of product of my cognitive proccess. But if you don't understand, you are free to ask me about it because I like to explain stuff too I guess. Basically I am a really easy going person

15. People mistook my racial traits more often than not. I guess because I am kind of, white-ish amd mata sipit. They also usually guess my age wrong as they usually think that I am 25-ish. I am 14 years old this year.

Last year too

Next year too

16. I usually masturbate with my right hand. I like squat the most, maybe because my best lift is my squat. I used to squat 140kg in my prime. I only bench 100kg at that time tho. But it was quite some times ago. Oh, I also run, swim and cycle

17. I named my motorcycle Lucille, because she is lucu dan kecil. Tiger 2011. My first mountain bike was named Ellie. My roadbike was named Malina, she is a beauty tho, both the bike and the person she was named after. I named my car Rara. I love inter-province car-driving.

18. I don't smoke. I hate it so much that I tried to burn as many of them as possible. I did put them in my mouth though, just to make sure they are burnt nicely. My first love was Djaruk Black. Surya and Garpit, samtek or samsu, all the kretek fuckers. Light 'em up, burn 'em

19. I like sweet things! Including you
I love noodles. I love bread too. Tbh I am not a picky person and it is not limited only on food. I listen to all kind of music, but too bad my *friends* dislike my music taste. Huft. Shame on them.

20. I personally think that rather than suppressing the usage of tobacco, the government should put more focus on suppressing the usage of sugar. Sugar is bad. It is even worse than tobacco as it is more widely used by the community

21. I have a lot of body hair. It is weird because I kind of, bald-ish and my facial hair is quite sparse. The worst of it would be my anal hair or gamblis. I like cuddles and people said I am a burly fluffy cuddler. I like to hug people. Humanity needs more hugs and love

22. I love you

23. I don't think that friendship is a real thing. There is no objective definition of friendship or friends, as every person has their own subjective perspective about. I tend to use colleague or acquaintance more. Oh, and the people I treasure, I call them family :)

24. The last 4 weeks was kind of an emotional roller coaster for me. I was swamped with personal matters, overwhelmed with my job while struggling with my depression. I am sorry for any each of you that I pushed away for a bit as I am still recuperating

25. Shitpost is a kind of therapy for me. I can vent my emotion and flex my cognitive prowess in an artistic way (that probably only acceptable for an alarming small demographic). I like to see how many of the readers understand the multi-layered irony behind the shitpost

26. I kinda like giving out facts about myself. One of my ex told me that I need to open up more as I am actually a timid person and tend to keep it to myself. No matter how many likes this post get, I will try to fulfill my promise

27. Yes, I am not joking. I am an introverted, timid and clumsy person. But I guess I am good at putting into my masks. It is tiring, really. So I understand how most people feel. That's why I decided to embrace myself the way I am, and the mask is gone. I hope yours too, someday

28. I rarely cut my fingernails. I bit them like crazy tho. I remember back then when I was a child, my parents decided to stick my hands in my own poop so that I wouldn't bite my fingernails anymore.

It didn't work

29. Yes! I have big hands! I can wrap my hands around your face and smother you to death. I can also cook (a bit) and people said I give an excellent massage. I am considering of becoming masseur if I don't have my profession tbh. Would you want your own personal masseur? HMU

30. AND NO FUNNY BUSSINESS! I consider massage as an important part of my life. I like to massage people and I like to be massaged too! Massage is relaxing and gives you comfort. I like to make people feel good as I too like it if people make me feel good.

31. I really like noodles. Have I told you that I really like noodles? Noodles are the best. It is just I have such big thumbs that I typo'ed all the time and wrote send nudes even tho what I meant was send nudes

32. I loooveee awkward jokes and awkward situation. I don't really know why. I think it is because I am an awkward person and I feel like home when I am in an awkward situation. I also love people awkward reactions because it is awkward. Like. Awkward awkward. Heheh...

He he

33. Whoa. Long time not updating this. Can't believe people still liking the OP post! So here's another one:

I can sing. A bit. Just a 'lil bit. But I have a really weird voice. It's a bit like ben saphiro's voice. High pitched and right winged. Also anti feminist

really

34. I can swim. Quite well, to be honest. I used to be water rescue instructor, back then. Not athlete like prowess, but I know my shit and have enough endurance. That was 10 years ago. I am a potato now. If u wanna swim in Jkt, pls invite me!!?!

35. About 24 hrs ago, I was about to attempt suicide. Sent multiple cry-for-help tweets, only 2 responders, 1 person I know IRL

Glorious

36. I like to drink water. Water is good. Some mineral water brands have a very distinctive taste. I like Amidis version the best. Especially the cold one. Hmm.

37. In my elementaries, I still remember the scene: they were playing with their tamiyas, pokemon/magic the gathering cards, gunpla

me? on the sideline. Engraving the pictures of them in my head, so I can replay it back home, pretending that I were there too, playing with them

38. I like cats. I mean, they are assholes (and I believe they are planning to take over the earth or something) but they teach me a lot. Especially about how to deal with people who never be there when you need them and always be there when you need your time alone

39. I like folklores. Well I like lores in general, but especially the traditional ones. Those were great, especially when you understand the culture and the reasoning behind the lores, then it all suddenly make sense. What is your personal favourite folklore?

40. I was born in Bandung. It used to be colder. The air used to be cleaner. The angkots used to be more crowded. I used to walk around 5km each day back and forth my home and my school. Not that far, really. I got bullied a lot at school though. But I handled that pretty well

41. Oh and the problem would be my race lol. Also I was pretty good looking and smart but I was a damn pacifist and hated conflicts so I never really fought back when they bully me

Also they were rich as fuck. I was poor

No revenge best served cold climax lol, I cut ties

42. is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything

43. bruh, been a long time not updating this. someone suddenly retweet this n I feel obligated to post.

I like cold climate better than hot climate. because when it is cold I can snuggle in a warm blanket. snuggling in a warm blanket is one of the best feeling in the world!

44. the very first part of woman that I see would be her eyes. Man too tbh. I am a firm believer that eyes are the window to the soul. i like bright sparkly eyes, but I do like.. hmm what do we call it again? mata sayu? the fuck ansi you are babbling nonsense

45. I used to have pet chickens, name them Kate and Jack. Me didn't feed them well, what do u expect from a 5th grader? Later, in the afternoon, mom made me tasty fried chickens. Taught me responsibility. Haven't got any pet ever since

I loves dogs and cats tho

46. I like to watch people, interacting, socializing. It is beautiful, amazing. Human connection. Stellar.

of course as a bystander, most of the time

47. I am running out of facts. i mean, there're lots of facts. well, for one, i love to drive. left hand on the steering wheel, right hand outside holding a but of cig. right foot on the floor. radio blaring. horn blazing. death awaits

nah lol still happy being a real human bean

48. rarely open my line anymore. twitter is for tension release. emotional liberation. if you ever have a need to reach out for me, contact me via whatsapp

49. my brother just sent me this particular imagery. i think he was trying to convey some cryptic messages.

50. it has been a long time since i post anything on this. one of brother was.. getting involved in.. something.. i am heartbroken, not because of what he did. more because of Indonesian law. I think I am really going to pursue career in law/forensic related stuff. wish me luck

51. I am still a virgin

52. anally*

53. I miss cycling so much! I used to ride malina on a daily round trip jakal-parang tritis erry single day. wake up at 4, woke me mates up so they do their morning prayer, slip on my spandex and go for some ride. miss that time. the smell of fresh air, the smell of the beach

54. Lol i still remember saving up for 6 months straight, cutting my expenses and starve myself, ate only in my uni-mates houses to reduce my budget. but boi, the joi of finally bought that nifty helios frame. splendid

55. on my thought about facial aesthetics https://twitter.com/ansiboi/status/1194664659241955328?s=09

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