The worst part about starting a new account is I lost all my wholesome tweets about my dog. SO HERE’S A THREAD DEDICATED TO MY WEIRDEST, FURRIEST HALF. Miss Ellie Mae.
It took her no time at all to master “the look”
Here we have the first time I ever told her no.

(I gave in immediately)
Just like a needy girlfriend, she needs protection when watching scary movies.
Can we talk about how DRAMATIC she is after a bath? I mean COME ON.
She was absent on “what is personal space” day.
What a hussy
She tries on smiles to see which one is the most effective.

(Spoiler: they all work)
Her first trip to work great. Except she shit in my office.
This is when she out grew her first collar and UGH
She always knew when I was about to leave the house.
The amount of sass this dog possess is UNREAL.
I’ve got plenty of videos of her sass
I’ve honestly never seen a “give me attention now” tantrum quite like this one.
When the ball comes out, there’s no quit in this girl
Her and Mav became best friends real quick
I’ve never seen a dog take up so much real estate, it’s mind boggling.
We’ll finish off with my two favorite pictures of her. She’s the best.
Sunday’s are made for movies on the couch
She is the most flexible dog I’ve ever seen in my life. Also, huge bed hog.
This dog can’t get enough of the water no matter what the temp is.
I haven’t added to the thread in awhile so here’s some updates on home girl with special guest appearance from Sox.
The many faces of Ellie.
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