Reading a book of ‘life hacks’ someone gifted me, (which is mostly just Women’s Weekly Home Hints like using soda water on stains but MANLY BECAUSE ITS A ‘HACK’) & came across this page which I respectfully call bullshit on. Servers want to back me up here?

The book has something suspect on practically every page, honestly. OKAY AUTHOR, LETS DO A LITTLE EXPERIMENT. I’LL DOWN THESE 11 CUPS OF ESPRESSO, ONE EVERY HOUR AND YOU CAN HAVE THIS BASKET OF GRANNY SMITHS AND WE’LL SEE WHO IS UP AT THE END OF IT.

Why you gotta be so condescending & judgey book? You don’t know my life.

Also I was at a meditation retreat for 5 days where they made us fast (yes it was basically a cult, I got out of there once I realized) so I didn’t eat any sweets & by day five I probably would have killed my whole tent for a mint-slice biscuit.

So I doubt the accuracy of this statement.

Hmmm.....

I am dubious.