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You know how there was a thing going around about how Viktuuri are the embodiment of "all I want is a partner out of my league, but who thinks I& #39;m out of their league, so we& #39;ll live together in perfect confused harmony with a dog"? Made me think about a thing from my ideas folder
Chris: "Viktor. You don& #39;t need anything to help your date. You& #39;re fun, smart, and the way you look is frankly unfair to the rest of us."
Viktor: "You won& #39;t say that when I& #39;m bald."
Chris: "You& #39;re not going bald, you’ve always had that hairline."
Viktor: "You won& #39;t say that when I& #39;m bald."
Chris: "You& #39;re not going bald, you’ve always had that hairline."
Viktor: "Should I get new clothes?"
Chris: "You have an hour, you can& #39;t."
Viktor: "Chris, you didn& #39;t see him."
Chris: "He already said yes to a date with you. He likes you."
Viktor: "He seemed reluctant."
Chris: "You said he seemed surprised."
Viktor: "What if he was reluctant?"
Chris: "You have an hour, you can& #39;t."
Viktor: "Chris, you didn& #39;t see him."
Chris: "He already said yes to a date with you. He likes you."
Viktor: "He seemed reluctant."
Chris: "You said he seemed surprised."
Viktor: "What if he was reluctant?"
Chris: "He said yes."
Viktor: "What if I get overly excited again. I do that."
Chris: "Your enthusiasm is charming. You& #39;re like a puppy."
Viktor: "... Huh."
Chris: "Viktor?"
Viktor: "........ Puppy."
Viktor: "What if I get overly excited again. I do that."
Chris: "Your enthusiasm is charming. You& #39;re like a puppy."
Viktor: "... Huh."
Chris: "Viktor?"
Viktor: "........ Puppy."
Chris: "What are you thinking?"
Viktor: "I think I& #39;m going to take Makkachin with me."
Chris: "What? Viktor -"
Viktor: "I have to dress her up! Bye, Chris!"
Chris: "Viktor!"
*click*
Viktor: "I think I& #39;m going to take Makkachin with me."
Chris: "What? Viktor -"
Viktor: "I have to dress her up! Bye, Chris!"
Chris: "Viktor!"
*click*
(After the date)
Viktor: "He adores Makkachin."
Chris: "Good!"
Viktor: "He refused to look away from her the entire time."
Chris: "Oh."
Viktor: "I suggested we go out again."
Chris: "He agreed?"
Viktor: "He adores Makkachin."
Chris: "Good!"
Viktor: "He refused to look away from her the entire time."
Chris: "Oh."
Viktor: "I suggested we go out again."
Chris: "He agreed?"
Viktor: "He asked me to bring Makkachin."
Chris: "Your plan was a success, then."
Viktor: "HE WANTS ME FOR MY DOG."
Chris: "Your plan was a success, then."
Viktor: "HE WANTS ME FOR MY DOG."
