You know how there was a thing going around about how Viktuuri are the embodiment of "all I want is a partner out of my league, but who thinks I'm out of their league, so we'll live together in perfect confused harmony with a dog"? Made me think about a thing from my ideas folder

Chris: "Viktor. You don't need anything to help your date. You're fun, smart, and the way you look is frankly unfair to the rest of us."
Viktor: "You won't say that when I'm bald."
Chris: "You're not going bald, you’ve always had that hairline."

Viktor: "Should I get new clothes?"
Chris: "You have an hour, you can't."
Viktor: "Chris, you didn't see him."
Chris: "He already said yes to a date with you. He likes you."
Viktor: "He seemed reluctant."
Chris: "You said he seemed surprised."
Viktor: "What if he was reluctant?"

Chris: "He said yes."
Viktor: "What if I get overly excited again. I do that."
Chris: "Your enthusiasm is charming. You're like a puppy."
Viktor: "... Huh."
Chris: "Viktor?"
Viktor: "........ Puppy."

Chris: "What are you thinking?"
Viktor: "I think I'm going to take Makkachin with me."
Chris: "What? Viktor -"
Viktor: "I have to dress her up! Bye, Chris!"
Chris: "Viktor!"
*click*

(After the date)

Viktor: "He adores Makkachin."
Chris: "Good!"
Viktor: "He refused to look away from her the entire time."
Chris: "Oh."
Viktor: "I suggested we go out again."
Chris: "He agreed?"

Viktor: "He asked me to bring Makkachin."
Chris: "Your plan was a success, then."
Viktor: "HE WANTS ME FOR MY DOG."