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Never forget this shambolic response from Charlie Nicholas.
Never forget this piece of television gold from Steve McClaren.

"I think we know what's happened..."
Never forget the moment Martin O'Neill ruined Patrick Viera and Fabio Cannavaro with one question after being talked down to by the pair.
Never forget that Chelsea FC are responsible for the single worst transfer announcement video ever produced.
Never forget the time Martin Lipton was made to look a complete tit live on Chelsea TV.

"Name them."

"I can't."

"Name them."

"I can't."
Never forget Jimmy Anderson silencing Australian batsman Mitchell Johnson in perfect fashion.
Never forget the time Ty from ArsenalFanTV got into a full-blown row with a child live on air.

"My homework's done, bruv."
Never forget this belter of a tweet from Nathaniel Clyne.
Never forget this shocker of an advert from Michael Owen.
Never forget the time Gordon Strachan offered possibly the worst opinion of all time on The Debate.
Never forget Roy Keane and Ian Wright having pops at each other live on air after England lost to Croatia last summer.

Never forget Pep Guardiola's reaction when being informed of criticism he'd received from Stan Collymore.
Never forget Jose Mourinho picking up a crate of water bottles and smashing them against the floor when Marouane Fellaini scored an injury-time winner against Young Boys in November.
Never forget Eddie Hearn going to celebrate with Tony Bellew and getting brutally blanked.

Sadness in his eyes.
Never forget this absolute belter of a tweet from Callum Taylor.
Never forget this quintessentially English passage of play between Leicester City and Newcastle United.

Never forget this epic rant from a QPR fan.
Never forget this casual yet utterly savage put-down from Neville Southall to Michael Owen.

"Well done, he's 13."
Never forget a pissed up Delia Smith getting on the mic at half-time during Norwich City's game against Manchester City at Carrow Road in 2005.

They lost the game 3-2 thanks to a last-gasp Robbie Fowler goal having been 2-0 up inside 20 minutes.
Never forget Mike Phelan making Alex Ferguson jump out of skin by bursting a balloon next to him in the dugout.
Never forget Alan Pardew describing American Football as being "almost like a foreign sport".
Never forget the time Leeds United told their fans not to go to bed on Deadline Day, only to then announce the departure of two players and no new signings before signing off for the transfer window.
Never forget Robbie Fowler scoring a penalty against Everton and pretending to sniff the touchline in celebration in front of the travelling fans.
Never forget Chris Coleman offering out a Sunderland fan during his time as manager.
Never forget Charlie Austin's audition for Blur.
Never forget this Liverpool fan taking things way too far with Origi when celebrating.

Divock’s face at the end says it all.
Never forget this Liverpool fan milking the celebrations after a Luis Suarez goal for all they were worth.
Never forget this slip of the tongue and smooth recovery from Mike Wedderburn.
Never forget this Arsenal fan telling blatant lies about Massimiliano Allegri with such poise that he had thousands of people hanging on his every word.
Never forget this school-child’s touching tribute to Sven-Göran Eriksson.
Never forget Yannick Bolasie shoulder-barging Brighton full-back Bruno into another post-code.
Never forget Danny Dyer calling David Cameron a “twat” live on ITV.
Never forget this outstanding piece of profanity fired from Alan Pardew towards Manuel Pellegrini.
Never forget this classic scene from Mike Bassett: England Manager.
Never forget the incredible bollocking John Sitton gave his players whilst in charge of Leyton Orient.
Never forget Kevin Keegan losing his head live on Sky Sports after Alex Ferguson dropped a few leading comments about their opponents...

"Love it!"
Never forget Sol Campbell completely ignoring the structure of the World Cup knockout stages.
Never forget Paul Merson admitting that he hasn't got the slightest clue about Scottish football after being asked for his expert opinion on Kilmarnock v Dundee.
Never forget Gus Poyet finding out he'd been sacked by Brighton whilst he was live on the BBC.
Never forget Tony Adams' unique approach to coaching whilst in charge of Granada...
Never forget Alan Pardew saying “he absolutely rapes him” when appearing on Match of the Day as a pundit.
Never forget Mark Goldbridge being trolled by FIFA’s goal-line technology.
Never forget the time Graeme Souness featured on a Skepta track. 
Never forget this lad taking a battering from the escalator on the London Underground.
Never forget the time David Haye got into a war of words with Tony Bellew and was only able to muster “Yeah you, your mum!” as a response.
Never forget Sam Allardyce continuously laughing in Chico Flores' face whilst manager of West Ham after the Swansea player dived in front of him.
Never forget Iran's Milad Mohammadi having the chance to launch a throw into the box against Spain with seconds left in the World Cup, only to do this instead...
Never forget Neil Warnock ripping his Sheffield United team to shreds during a half-time team-talk...
Never forget Joleon Lescott tweeting this picture of a sports car just after Aston Villa had been thrashed 6-0 at home by Liverpool, before going on to say that the tweet had "accidentally" been sent whilst his phone was in his pocket.
Never forget Rio Ferdinand hitting Glenn Hoddle in the chest shortly after he'd had a cardiac arrest and worrying that he might have killed him.
Never forget Roy Hodgson spotting himself on the big screen whilst England were losing to Iceland and subsequently pretending to be deep in thought.
Never forget Michael Hughes two-footing Robbie Savage from behind just 8 minutes into Northern Ireland's game against Wales before doubling down on the incoming red card by pushing him to the floor when he had a pop back at him.
Never forget Emmanuel Adebayor scoring a header for Manchester City against former club Arsenal and sprinting the entire length of the pitch to celebrate in front of the away fans.
Never forget this Newcastle fan squaring up to a Police horse after the Magpies lost to their bitter rivals Sunderland.
Never forget this truly shambolic advert from one of Manchester United's many official partners.
Never forget this iconic tunnel bust-up between Patrick Viera and Roy Keane at Highbury.

Glory days.
Never forget Leicester City manager Nigel Pearson trying to strangle James McArthur for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
Never forget Phil Bardsley knocking Wayne Rooney out during a boxing match staged in the latter's kitchen.
Never forget this Chelsea fan's toe-curling song in honour of Jose Mourinho.
Never forget Graham Taylor’s timeless meltdown whilst managing England against the Netherlands.

Never forget Mick McCarthy’s savage dig at Ipswich Town...

Those last three words.
Never forget Paul Gascoigne embarrassing Colin Hendry with a causal dink over his head at Wembley before pulling out the Dentist’s Chair celebration after smashing his shot into the back of the net.
Never forget this comparison of Pep Guardiola and Neil Warnock’s man-management techniques.
Never forget these two tweets sent by David Gold in response to a question asking what the worst day of his life was.
Never forget the time Sky Sports News stitched Les Ferdinand right up with their choice of presenters.
Never forget this West Ham fan’s Europa League remix...
Never forget this Manchester United fan’s total meltdown live on camera...
Never forget Marcelo Bielsa struggling to say the word “Ipswich”.
Never forget Luis Suarez failing to master the art of waving.
Never forget Gary Neville kicking off with a school kid who’d got hold of his mobile number.
Never forget Leeds announcing this as their new badge before swiftly scrapping the idea after it was absolutely slated by their supporters.
Never forget this Leeds fan celebrating England’s penalty shoot-out win against Colombia alone, in a bar packed full of Colombians.
Never forget Wayne Rooney having a heated argument with himself back in 2011...
Never forget Phil Thompson and Paul Merson making themselves look like total muppets when discussing Manchester City’s decision to sign Kevin De Bruyne.
Never forget this absolute belter from Stephen Howson.
Never forget this other SPOT OFF take from big Stephen Howson.
Never forget a Liverpool fan throwing a beach ball onto the pitch at The Stadium of Light, only for Darren Bent to score the winning goal for Sunderland with a shot which deflected in off it in front of the away end.
Never forget the time this contestant on The Chase thought Darren Bent’s shot had deflected off an Ice cream van before going past Pepe Reina.
Never forget Paul Scholes calling Robbie Savage a “knobhead” under his breath on BT Sport.
Never forget this outstanding rant from Manchester United fan Andy Tate.
Never forget “Geordie Ric” giving one of the most toe-curling interviews you’ll ever see.
Never forget this Everton fan picking his nose and wiping it on a random woman’s head.
Never forget the stadium announcer at Napoli’s San Paolo stadium whipping the crowd into a frenzy following a Gonzalo Higuain goal.
Never forget Mike Dean saying “off you pop” to Brighton’s Lewis Dunk as he brandished a red card in his direction.
Never forget this fan ringing into the radio to express his exasperation at Anti Niemi having never been called up to the Scotland squad.
Never forget Jason Puncheon answering the call of nature midway through a game For Southampton before being serenaded appropriately by supporters upon his return.
Never forget Paolo Di Canio pushing referee Paul Alcock over with a comedy fall after being sent off for Sheffield Wednesday against Arsenal.
Never forget Mike Dean absolutely having it in the Tranmere end after they beat Forest Green in the play-off semi-finals.
Never forget Alex Song getting blanked by Puyol after thinking the Barcelona captain was coming to give him the trophy rather than Eric Abidal.
Never forget Jose Mourinho’s iconic celebration after taking his Inter Milan side to the Camp Nou and knocking out Barcelona.
Never forget the time Simon from Leicester called into MUTV to discuss something a little off topic...
Never forget Richard Keys and Andy Gray outing themselves as dirty old men back in 1996.
Never forget this West Ham fan’s rant after a Europa League defeat to “ASTRA FUCKING GOO GOO”
Never forget when Partick Thistle revealed this monstrosity as their new mascot.
Never forget Steve McClaren putting on the worst Dutch accent you’ve ever heard for absolutely no reason after being appointed manager of Twente.
Never forget Joey Barton putting on the worst French accent you’ve ever heard for absolutely no reason after signing for Marseille.
Never forget Louis van Gaal calling Neil Custis “fat man” across a crowded press room whilst he was manager of Manchester United.
Never forget David Moyes dazzling the Spanish press with his mastery of the language shortly after being announced as manager of Real Sociedad.
Never forget Trent Alexander-Arnold getting outed for creeping to a pregnant woman after she’d got in touch with him to ask for a Father’s Day message for her boyfriend.
Never forget this Carlisle player embarrassing Notts County’s keeper in style.
Never forget Gary Lineker’s appearance on Brass Eye.

Pipe to Pipe Bushman
Never forget this young Arsenal fan’s transfer plea to Arsene Wenger...

Ronaldo, Messi & who?!
Never forget the time it slipped David Cameron’s mind that he was an Aston Villa fan.
Never forget this lad losing his head completely in the away end after a bit of goading from a Manchester City fan.
Never forget this Birmingham fan being laughed at relentlessly by the Sheffield Wednesday supporters sat in front of him at St Andrews.
Never forget these timeless quotes from Sam Allardyce.
Never forget Gordon Strachan calling for Scotland to get “big woman and big men together” to combat the national team’s genetic disadvantage on the international stage.
Never forget Willian emerging from the Stamford Bridge tunnel at half-time against Spurs and wondering if he’d left the iron on at home.
Never forget Kepa refusing to let Maurizio Sarri sub him in the League Cup final...
Never forget Kolo Toure completely missing the point when being asked what his favourite song is.
Never forget this child's tribute to his footballing hero El Hadji Diouf.
Never forget this spine-tingling team-talk from Ryan Giggs whilst he was in charge of Manchester United.
Never forget Reading’s Nélson Oliveira larging it to the Ipswich fans when scoring after they’d sung “Tyrone Mings, he stamped on your face!” at him shortly before.
Never forget this vintage footage of the Wealdstone Raider making his debut on social media.
Never forget Jose Mourinho storming off mid press conference whilst in full flow about “Respect!”
Never forget this truly dreadful kit launch from West Ham.
Never forget Steve Bruce getting scared by absolutely nothing whilst on the touchline.
Never forget Simon Jordan sending someone to serve Iain Dowie with a writ in the middle of the press conference to announce his appointment as manager of Charlton Athletic.
Never forget Joe Kinnear calling Yohan Cabaye “Yohan Kebab” live on TalkSPORT.
Never forget this bloke’s reaction when asked for his thoughts on Tottenham.
Never forget Harry Redknapp getting hit with a ball whilst doing an interview at West Ham’s training ground.
Never forget this West Ham fan invading the pitch, stealing a corner flag and making his way to the centre circle in protest whilst the Hammers were losing at home to Burnley.
Never forget Patrice Evra celebrating wildly in front of Luis Suarez at the Stratford End after the Uruguayan had racially abused him.
Never forget Paul Merson's verdict on Manchester City signing Yaya Toure from Barcelona back in 2010.
Never forget Mamadou Sakho making Blaise Matuidi do a double take when pulling up next to him on the busy streets of Paris.
Never forget this piece of televisual brilliance from the World Cup winning French national team.
Never forget the time Harry Redknapp ran over his wife on their own driveway...
Never forget the time Muhammad Ali took a swipe at Brian Clough on The Big Match.
Never forget Roy Hodgson saying hello to an opposition coach and immediately being hit with a bout of Amnesia.
Never forget Raheem Sterling pinging one into the side netting against Italy and sending the whole of England crazy.
Never forget the time Donald Trump assisted Jimmy Greaves in making the draw for the Rumbelows Cup.
Never forget this Chelsea fan’s pronunciation of Marina Granovskaia.
Never forget this bloke continuously phoning into The Wright Stuff to call his ex-wife a bitch.
Never forget this act of pure savagery on Golden Balls.
Never forget Stuart Pearce putting David James up front on the final day of the 2004/05 season in a desperate attempt to qualify for the UEFA Cup, despite having actual striker Jon Macken sat on the bench ready to go.
Never forget this priceless excuse for a poor result from Arsenal Fan TV’s Ty...
Never forget Curtis from Wife Swap USA throwing the mother of all tantrums after being denied his daily helping of bacon.
Never forget this “no fucks given” celebration in Paraguay.
Never forget Louis van Gaal remonstrating with the fourth official and throwing himself on the floor to illustrate his point.
Never forget Jake Humphrey trying to dig out Martin Keown, prompting Keown to threaten him with death.
Never forget Alan Brazil asking how Bob Monkhouse’s health was when discussing a charity dinner that had been held in his memory.
Never forget this quintessential example of English football’s beauty.
Never forget the night Lee Camp made the greatest save in the history of professional football.
Never forget Ian Holloway dancing in the changing rooms after Palace beat Brighton in the play-off semi-final at The Amex.
Never forget Gonzalo Higuain motor-boating a Chelsea fan after scoring last season.
Never forget this kid’s reaction to being told he’s on Father Christmas’ “Naughty List”.

“I’ll punch his beard off.”
Never forget this bloke getting royally stuck into a fellow contestant on Come Dine With Me.
Never forget Katie Hopkins slagging off “geographical names” live on This Morning without thinking it through.
Never forget Richard Blackwood going on Sunday Brunch and failing to understand what lemon zest was.
Never forget Ray Wilkins making Neil Custis look like a prize prick live on air to the nation.
Never forget this BBC reporter accidentally getting off his tits when standing next to burning heroin.
Never forget the time Jose Mourinho called out @ncustisTheSun for bugging his phone during a press conference.
Never forget Big Ron Atkinson getting stuck right into Richard Keys on Monday Night Football.

Hitting the innocent Sky Sports employee with his headphones as he storms off is the cherry on the cake.
Never forget Wayne Rooney's iconic reply to Piers Morgan in 2011.
Never forget this group of football fans belting out a version of Savage Garden’s “Truly, Madly, Deeply” to celebrate Valentine’s Day.
Never forget this lad being so engrossed in the football that he whacked his Mrs on the head by accident.

The little look at the end...
Never forget Neil Ruddock ignoring the agony of his injury to fondle the ref.
Never forget Temur Ketsbaia scoring for Newcastle against Derby County and losing his head altogether.
Never forget the video that ruined Richard Keys’ Sky Sports career.
Never forget this ill-advised pre-match take ahead of Crystal Palace v Chelsea...
Never forget this steward trying and miserably failing to stay out of shot at Vicarage Road.
Never forget the Teeside Gazette inexplicably getting Yannick Bolasie confused with Romelu Lukaku.
Never forget the time Mamadou Sakho spent the day walking around Liverpool taking pictures of dogs.
Never forget Paul Scholes’ face when Steven Gerrard said he never won the league.
Never forget Sky Sports’ Kaveh Solhekol being left with egg on his face by Everton FC after lying about their transfer activity.
Never forget this cut-away from Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher which left Kelly Cates standing at the desk like a spare part.
Never forget Chris Coleman pretending to be excited by a Freddo in an attempt to avoid taking part in Sunderland’s Secret Santa.
Never forget Natalie Sawyer reading this tweet out live on Sky Sports News.
Never forget that Mark Clattenburg has tattoos of the Champions League trophy and European Championship trophy on his arm because he's refereed the finals of both.
Never forget this piping hot take from Stephen Howson.
Never forget this lad coming agonisingly close to taking a photo with Arsene Wenger.
Never forget Luton Town’s Sonny Bradley mocking the strength of his opponent after being on the receiving end of a push.
Never forget this timeless tweet from The Times' chief football correspondent Matt Dickinson.
Never forget this Arsenal fan giving Ryan Giggs the finger with gusto as he was taking a corner.
Never forget Bolo Zenden trying and failing to dance with style at Stamford Bridge.
Never forget Ian Wright snorting with laughter on Match of the Day when Sean Dyche was trying to claim Burnley deserved a penalty.
Never forget this fashion horror show from the Manchester United lads in the mid noughties.
Never forget the time Pablo Zabaleta fluffed a shot prompting a bloke in the crowd to crack up in laughter.
Never forget Jose Mourinho cupping his ear to Juventus’ fans after beating them 2-1 whilst in charge of Manchester United.
Never forget this journalist being the victim of an orgasm meme whilst attending a press conference to announce a new signing.
Never forget this John Smith’s advert featuring Peter Kay.
Never forget this wedding speech given by an emotional Manchester United fan.
Never forget Alan Pardew's career highlight strap-line when appearing on Goals on Sunday.
Never forget Richie Sadlier's strap-line either, undoubtedly more impressive than Super Al's.
Never forget Marcello Lippi conducting an interview about Sir Alex Ferguson whilst wearing a Stone Island jumper.
Never forget this crunching Old Firm tackle from Jozo Simunovic.
Never forget this absolute rocket from Tony Yeboah.

Volleys that hit the bar before going in... 🥰
Never forget Alex Ferguson literally shaking with rage as his Manchester United side lost a Champions League final against Barcelona.
Never forget Rhodri Giggs trolling his brother Ryan for having an affair with his wife in an advert for PaddyPower.
Never forget Sky Sports distilling Conor Coady's professional career to a season he spent with Harry Maguire whilst on loan at Sheffield United.
Never forget this Arsenal fan comparing the last days of Arsene Wenger’s reign at The Emirates to Robert Mugabe’s time as leader of Zimbabwe.
Never forget Tony Adams pinging someone with a ball on Soccer AM...
Never forget Pornstar Mia Khalifa taking to Twitter to abuse Matteo Guendouzi for going down too often...
Never forget Graham Poll roaring in excitement at the crowd ahead of an FA Cup tie between Liverpool and Chelsea.
Never forget Michael Owen giving it the big'un to a member of the public over what they'd achieved in their life before getting comprehensively owned by the reply.
Never forget Steven Gerrard leading the Liverpool squad in a rendition of the Yaya Toure song...
Never forget Jamie Redknapp’s cutting edge analysis in the Sky Sports’ studio.
Never forget Neil Warnock telling Nuno Espírito Santo to “fuck off”.

That little thumbs up from Nuno after only adds to the comedy.
Never forget these two Barnsley fans having a laugh at Ben Foster’s expense in the dying minutes of a 2-0 defeat against Manchester United.
Never forget Eden Hazard being sent off for kicking a Swansea ballboy who was laying on the ball to waste time.
Never forget this video of a lad racing his old man on a tractor, made famous on Soccer AM.

Never forget Germany boss Joachim Low having a good old furkle around in his boxers before sniffing his fingers live on TV.
Never forget Rio Ferdinand’s TV shopping appearance...
Never forget Barry Fry letting TV cameras into his office to film his negotiations over a deal for a new striker back in 1997.
Never forget Neil Warnock standing, hands on his head, mere feet away from the officials after he felt they’d got a number of key decisions wrong in Cardiff’s home defeat against Chelsea.
Never forget this absolute banger from Manchester United’s squad back in the 90s.
Never forget Louis van Gaal throwing himself on the floor when getting into an argument with Mike Dean.
Never forget this missed embrace between Aleksandar Mitrovic and a Newcastle fan.
Never forget Christian Benteke being left hanging for the world to see on the Palace bench.
Never forget Manchester United midfielder Scott McTominay brutally wiping out a small child with a leg swipe.
Never forget Pep Guardiola making reference to the fact that he regularly gets called Fraudiola on social media in the middle of a press conference.
Never forget this timeless Facebook post.
Never forget Rod Stewart doing the Scottish Cup draw whilst completely off his box.
Never forget this lad forgetting he'd injured his fingers before indulging in a moment's applause.
Never forget Deontay Wilder knocking an innocent extra spark out in a TV studio...
Never forget this family trying to get a bat out of their kitchen.
Never forget Westlife's Brian McFadden calling for a nationwide straightener with ISIS, "man to man".
Never forget this timeless Twitter debate.

"He's 28 until he turns 29. That's how it works."
Never forget that former Everton striker Duncan Ferguson thwarted two different burglary attempts at his home in two years, hospitalising two of the three burglars over the course of both break-ins.
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