I& #39;m usually pretty outspoken about this so there probably won& #39;t be any surprises ITT
Initially I was unsure of whether or not I liked Ryuuji on account of the muttonchops but in all other respects he& #39;s a 10/10 so I can look past them
Get you a man like Someya who will fuck up entire gangs of men just to get them to stop bothering you
I really don& #39;t need to explain to you all of the ways in which Ken is just beautiful
Even Connor& #39;s robo-awkwardness is a plus
Kiryu is top-tier for many reasons but taking a running punch at Kuze makes him an instant King
I don& #39;t give a shit that he& #39;s old and haggard-looking

On the contrary, I& #39;m very much into that
V is so incredibly cute

There& #39;s no getting round it
I can never decide if I like regular Majima or unhinged Majima more

I guess regular Majima since he never would& #39;ve gotten his heart broken that way https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☹️" title="Stirnrunzelndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Stirnrunzelndes Gesicht">
Nero is a reluctant addition because although he& #39;s clearly old enough to be in a relationship since he& #39;s with Kyrie he still looks a bit young for me? Idk man, I& #39;d need to see some government ID first
Everybody needs a husband like this

Everybody
(Yes, I& #39;m including 3D)

Rick Grimes is very much my type

If he was able to wash regularly he& #39;d be an 11/10
When he& #39;s not being a tyrant he& #39;s very attractive
You& #39;re probably noticing a theme here
I& #39;ve always got time for Leon Sexy Kennedy
Wonderful English gent and unironic respecter of women

If he wasn& #39;t scouse he& #39;d be perfect
He& #39;s a moody anime boy in a cravate that can slice giant people to ribbons

What& #39;s not to like?
I actually don& #39;t mind Abraham even though he& #39;s ginger
Tachibana deserved so much more from life

Sleep well, my beautiful katawa shounen
I know you feel lonely, Alucard

Let me help you
Jin was my first video game bf
Y& #39;all know how I feel about Ragnar
I think I& #39;ve exhausted every unique fictional hansyboy in my hansyboys folder at this point
No wait I forgot Hellsing Alucard
And Big Boss

How the fuck

I swear this Egyptian heat is frying my brain
Also any iteration of Raiden is fine, but his cyborg form is better, obviously
Also every Joseph except for crossdressing/deaf and dementia-addled Joseph
Just gonna keep topping this up once my memory kicks back in
It& #39;s ya boi

Man of mystery, Kyle Hyde
My gorgeous loud boy
Kazuichi is super cute, don& #39;t @ me
Reiji/Miles is one of the frontrunners in the dapperbois category
Marcus& #39; voice is the cherry on top of an otherwise extremely delicious cake
Don& #39;t mind me, I just need to update this
YO, I FORGOT TO PUT HWOARANG ON THE HORNY LIST

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I don& #39;t know the first thing about this character but I just so happened to clock his figurine on Wish and he is fine as hell

Plus god-tier taste in footwear

10/10 would wear matching his and hers boots with
Idk whether "chicks dig scars" is just a cope so people can think they have better odds but I do in fact, dig scars
Love a formal hansyboy
He looks beautiful in runny guyliner
Also Dads Mikkelson, yes god
Yeah he& #39;s cringe but I still would hahaha
I know this one& #39;s going to raise eyebrows
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I forgot Akiyama, shame on me
Trev in that big-ass coat https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">
Cute
Advent Children Reno is stunning
Kadaj is beautiful as well
And the new and improved Rufus got me acting strange
If memory serves I seem to remember Snow being insufferable as a person but he was easy on the eye..
Presented without comment
Sigmund is a King
He doesn& #39;t know how to use human words but he& #39;s cute
Mamoru ages like a fine wine
The only man in Catherine worth a damn

(Yes, I know Toby& #39;s adorable but he& #39;s still just a baby)
Yes, I know I have brainworms
Imagine being Tidus and having to live up to this
Glow up of the decade
Beauty
Hansyboy
Épées are for nerds but he& #39;s a hansyboy in a cravate..
Will Graham is a whole-ass snack plus he& #39;s a dog dad and has the sort of brainworms that would jive well with mine
He got that cake https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">
Equal parts smooth and goofy

You just made the list, pal
If he 70 I& #39;m 70
Vashyron the absolute mad lad
(I just realised I& #39;ve posted Mamoru twice. He& #39;s very good though.)

In other news, Eike& #39;s got those lovely long Kaiba legs https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">
I couldn& #39;t stand him way back when he was just Dante with shit hair, a shit accent and a shit attitude

He still has the shit attitude so thanks to modern graphics I now I find myself in a Squilliam situation
I& #39;m not a scaly,
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