Thread by @ZetsubouNigga, I'm usually pretty outspoken about this so there probably won't be any [...]

I'm usually pretty outspoken about this so there probably won't be any surprises ITT

Initially I was unsure of whether or not I liked Ryuuji on account of the muttonchops but in all other respects he's a 10/10 so I can look past them

Get you a man like Someya who will fuck up entire gangs of men just to get them to stop bothering you

I really don't need to explain to you all of the ways in which Ken is just beautiful

Even Connor's robo-awkwardness is a plus

Kiryu is top-tier for many reasons but taking a running punch at Kuze makes him an instant King

I don't give a shit that he's old and haggard-looking

On the contrary, I'm very much into that

V is so incredibly cute

There's no getting round it

I can never decide if I like regular Majima or unhinged Majima more

I guess regular Majima since he never would've gotten his heart broken that way

Nero is a reluctant addition because although he's clearly old enough to be in a relationship since he's with Kyrie he still looks a bit young for me? Idk man, I'd need to see some government ID first

Everybody needs a husband like this

Everybody

(Yes, I'm including 3D)

Rick Grimes is very much my type

If he was able to wash regularly he'd be an 11/10

When he's not being a tyrant he's very attractive

You're probably noticing a theme here

I've always got time for Leon Sexy Kennedy

Hi Darryl

Wonderful English gent and unironic respecter of women

If he wasn't scouse he'd be perfect

He's a moody anime boy in a cravate that can slice giant people to ribbons

What's not to like?

I actually don't mind Abraham even though he's ginger

Tachibana deserved so much more from life

Sleep well, my beautiful katawa shounen

I know you feel lonely, Alucard

Let me help you

Jin was my first video game bf

Y'all know how I feel about Ragnar

I think I've exhausted every unique fictional hansyboy in my hansyboys folder at this point

No wait I forgot Hellsing Alucard

And Big Boss

How the fuck

I swear this Egyptian heat is frying my brain

Also any iteration of Raiden is fine, but his cyborg form is better, obviously

Also every Joseph except for crossdressing/deaf and dementia-addled Joseph

Just gonna keep topping this up once my memory kicks back in

It's ya boi

Man of mystery, Kyle Hyde

My gorgeous loud boy

Kazuichi is super cute, don't @ me

Reiji/Miles is one of the frontrunners in the dapperbois category

Marcus' voice is the cherry on top of an otherwise extremely delicious cake

Don't mind me, I just need to update this

YO, I FORGOT TO PUT HWOARANG ON THE HORNY LIST

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I don't know the first thing about this character but I just so happened to clock his figurine on Wish and he is fine as hell

Plus god-tier taste in footwear

10/10 would wear matching his and hers boots with

Idk whether "chicks dig scars" is just a cope so people can think they have better odds but I do in fact, dig scars

Love a formal hansyboy

He looks beautiful in runny guyliner

Also Dads Mikkelson, yes god

Yeah he's cringe but I still would hahaha

I know this one's going to raise eyebrows

I forgot Akiyama, shame on me

Trev in that big-ass coat

Cute

Advent Children Reno is stunning

Kadaj is beautiful as well

And the new and improved Rufus got me acting strange

If memory serves I seem to remember Snow being insufferable as a person but he was easy on the eye..

Presented without comment

Sigmund is a King

He doesn't know how to use human words but he's cute

Mamoru ages like a fine wine

The only man in Catherine worth a damn

(Yes, I know Toby's adorable but he's still just a baby)

Yes, I know I have brainworms

Imagine being Tidus and having to live up to this

Glow up of the decade

Beauty

Hansyboy

Épées are for nerds but he's a hansyboy in a cravate..

Will Graham is a whole-ass snack plus he's a dog dad and has the sort of brainworms that would jive well with mine

He got that cake

Equal parts smooth and goofy

You just made the list, pal

Big fella

If he 70 I'm 70

Vashyron the absolute mad lad

(I just realised I've posted Mamoru twice. He's very good though.)

In other news, Eike's got those lovely long Kaiba legs

I couldn't stand him way back when he was just Dante with shit hair, a shit accent and a shit attitude

He still has the shit attitude so thanks to modern graphics I now I find myself in a Squilliam situation

I'm not a scaly,

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