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Footballers Nickname Thread
Aubameyang - Gabonese Sonic the Hedgehog
Depay - Uber Eats Ligue 1 Hazard
Wilshere - Brexit Isco
Morata - Windows XP Raul
Higuain - Bloated Shevchenko
Neymar - Favela Bolasie
Mbappe - Fromage Agbonlahor
Golovin - Communist Kaka
Lingard - 27 Year old Teenage Sensation
Son Heung-min - K-pop Cristiano Ronaldo
Rabiot - Schneiderlin with clout
Christian Pulisic - Redneck Shaun Wright-Phillips
Torreira - Android Kante
Salah - Hieroglyphic Jermaine Pennant
Sokratis Papastathopoulos - Scrabble Legend
Bellerin - Metrosexual Janmaat
Jorginho - Dual-citizen Cleverley
Gerrard - Merseyside Illaramendi
Marcos Alonso - Homicide Taye Taiwo
Iwobi - IPOB Hachim Mastour
Vardy - Brexit R9
Sané - Snodgrass with good PR
Mahrez - Wallahi Walcott
Ki Sung-yueng - Manga Modric
Leno - Nazi Al-Habsi
Iheanacho - Slim Fit Yakubu
Aguero - Crack Free Maradona
Naby Keïta - Guinean Mo Diame
Arnautović - Stressed Ibrahimovic
Messi - La Masia Ben Arfa
Verratti - Transgender foul merchant
Kante - Midfield Mo Farah
Zinchenko - Chernobyl Kevin De Bruyne
Alexis Sanchez - Chilean Beethoven
Modric - Ratatouille Xavi
Ndidi - Jollof Vidal
Favela James Charles
Duolingo Emile Heskey
NSG Matt Jarvis
Balenciaga Beckham
Love Island Dybala
Mr. Olympia Nathan Dyer
