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so im reading red white and royal blue and ive basically been live texting my friend my reactions of it and some of them are too good so uhhh heres a thread of dumb shit ive said and memes about rwarb
prince henry: shaan is on the phone with portugal
me and my one braincell: tHE MAN???
me and my one braincell: tHE MAN???
alex watches videos of justin trudeau speaking french and honestly is there a way for me to google that without sounding creepy cuz uhhhh thatd be the dream
alex was literally no homo-ing his way thru life until henry kissed him.... relatable
TEN PAGES OF SMUT IN A PUBLISHED BOOK IM FUCKING FERAL WHAT A POWER MOVE SHSBSNSN
in the middle of the smut scene i realized that alex is an energy drink bi and henry is a tea gay. i mean he could fit into coffee gay but he’s on thin ice
I THOUGHT THE TENNIS RACKET ROOM WAS A SEX DUNGEON @poetofcolor IM SO SORRY FOR SCARING U LIKE THAT SBSBSN
in other news alex has a uniform kink and uhhh valid
alex and henry cash
trying to explain shaan
why they zahra
desperately need
to be in X country
within 24 hours
trying to explain shaan
why they zahra
desperately need
to be in X country
within 24 hours
“dude you dont honestly think Texas can go blue do you? its one of the most backwards states in the country”
“youre from boston hunter. you really want to talk about all the places bigotry comes from?”
“youre from boston hunter. you really want to talk about all the places bigotry comes from?”
ALEX CLAREMONT DIAZ IS AN ARMY, GOING AROUND MENTIONING KIM NAMJOON OF BTS, EVERYWHERE I GO I SEE THIS BANGTAN SONYEONDAN SHIT AND IM TIRED
henry, june, and nora knowing they carry all the braincells in the groupchat
speaking of the gc here’s some alignment charts of the white house trio and the royal crew
alex playing the piano in henry’s apartment as if skam france didnt do it first
luna doing The Political Betrayal
zahra going off on henry and alex after she finds them in the room at the DNC?? pointing at henry and basically going “i will kILL YOU BITCH!! ASK ME IF IM AFRAID OF THE CROWN!!”??? wow what a power move she said NOT TODAY SATAN
alex claremont diaz after prince henry ghosts him for a week:
guard: u cant come in
alex: BULLSHIT LEMME IN
guard: u cant just show up here
alex: stop making me stand in the rain lemme in
guard: *talks in earpiece*
alex: *starts yelling at window* HENRY YOU MOTHERFUCKER LEMME IN!! LET ME IN AND SQUARE UP BITCH!! OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
alex: BULLSHIT LEMME IN
guard: u cant just show up here
alex: stop making me stand in the rain lemme in
guard: *talks in earpiece*
alex: *starts yelling at window* HENRY YOU MOTHERFUCKER LEMME IN!! LET ME IN AND SQUARE UP BITCH!! OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
thats as far as i have more updates and memes to come
me every time i read a new email chain between henry and alex because in my political timeline theres always a new email scandal but i dont know yet if its the same in theirs:
not at how this ending was such a happy ending but im still sad because even though it’s a realistic political timeline its not realistic enough in that it could happen in the next five years
