Thread by @nah_im_abdulla, I thought about this tweet for two days and even though Im [...]

I thought about this tweet for two days and even though Im not really active on The Office twitter, decided to use this is a writing prompt.

WHAT IF MICHAEL SCOTT WAS A TRUMP SUPPORTER - a thread. https://twitter.com/alankruthahaha/status/1138312215004626945">https://twitter.com/alankruth...

https://twitter.com/alankruthahaha/status/1138312215004626945

cold open: michael scott walks in with a MAGA hat and shouts "guess who!". the office quietens and everyone stares at him.

"Mr Gorbachev, tear down that wall!" he says in DJT& #39;s accent and pointing a finger.

"Reagan!"

*exasperated sigh* "do you even watch the NEWS, Dwight?"

michael talking head: "why do i like donald? its because we have so much in common. i run a business too. the little people love me. i& #39;ve even declared bankruptcy... once - but one day when im really successful, I& #39;ll do it six times like he did. thats when i know i made it."

Pam: "Packer is a Trump supporter. Obviously. So Michael is now a Trump supporter too. Obviously.

Who am I voting? Im a mom to a newborn and got 6 hours of sleep this week. I don& #39;t want my birth control taken away and do this again. Does that answer your question?" *tired smile*

Angela: "I would vote for him, I just think the hats are tacky. If I could, I would build a wall in this very office to keep Kelly Kapoor away from my desk."

Ryan is ecstatic to discover that WUPHF& #39;s userbase has quadrupled until he realizes that its an exodus of nazis banned from Twitter. A BuzzFeed reporter messages him on FB to ask whether he knows his social media network is full of dogwhistling and his autoreply says & #39;WUPHF& #39;

Dwight: "Schrute tradition dictates that the head of the household is chosen in a duel using the bone of a farm animal of your choice. I could take out every Democrat in the debates with the femur of a mule. My ideal president? Samson."

Michael says Beto is only popular because he& #39;s a pretty boy and that he& #39;s worked with prettier people at Dunder Mifflin and gestures wildly. Camera pans to where he& #39;s gesturing and it is Ryan& #39;s cubicle and he is just staring.

Andy, wearing a Yang Gang hat: "Andrew Yang promises 1000$ for EVERYONE if he gets elected. sure, he is trailing 8 other Democrats but being an unpopular ivy leaguer with a longshot to becoming boss... it really struck a chord with me, I dont know why" *thinks deeply*

Michael is convinced that the person who put up the & #39;booty egg egg& #39; flyer in the bathroom has to be Oscar because he& #39;s gay but he doesnt outright say it but hints badly at it.

Michael: David Wallace!

David (on speakerphone): Yes, Michael?

Michael: Or can I call you... David Build That Wallace? Because you get things d-

David: *sighs* is that why you called, Michael?

Michael: Yes *grins*

Jim convinces Dwight that Michael is going to be milkshaked by antifa because of his Trump hat and Dwight starts t-posing in front of Michael whenever anyone approaches him.

Creed: "I& #39;ve been buddies with Vermin Supreme since & #39;86. Great guy. I really cannot tell you more about that stage of my life until the statute of limitations is up. What were we talking about again? Politics? I don& #39;t do that."

some of the office staff are discussing how cool it is that Mayor Pete is a polyglot. Toby overhears this and starts learning Esperanto online. He starts casually peppering his sentences with & #39;Bonan tagon al vi& #39; and & #39;Mi komprenas& #39;. Oscar suspects he& #39;s having a stroke.

Phyllis: "Yes, I& #39;m voting Republican. Bob Vance told me that the tax cuts would be great for Vance Refrigeration. We could even go to Maine for our second honeymoon *giggles*"

Dwight& #39;s traditional & masculine lifestyle accidentally goes viral on alt-right Twitter and inspires an offshoot called the & #39;alt-Dwight& #39;. A popular right wing Twitch streamer decides to see this lifestyle for himself and checks in to Schrute Farms B&B. Mose becomes a meme.

Stanley walks into the office, coat in arm and coffee in hand. He sees Michael in a MAGA hat waving his arms around enthusiastically yelling "ALL ABOARD THE TRUMP TRAIN!!" and Dwight going "CHOO CHOO"; then just walks out.

Kelly has no interest in politics until she decides to run against Angela for the position of head of the party planning committee. She takes a page out of Trump& #39;s playbook, employing everything from personal attacks to & #39;fake news& #39;. Angela tells Oscar shes like his abuelita.

Meredith: "im voting for whoever is going to deal with the opioids crisis. there were seven overdoses in my neighborhood last month. Three of them were me. Give the people their f*ckin& #39; Narcan!"

Kevin: "America is great already. Do you know what would be great? American cheese. Grated American cheese. Make American Cheese Grated again... that would be great."

Michael: "for years, I prayed to see a salesman become president. i was thinking Al Bundy but Donald Trump was my fourth choice. every redblooded American salesman is proud that one of our own is in the White House. What good is a country& #39;s soul without a salesman to sell it?"

since this thread is getting traction again, I& #39;m going to shoot my shot and tag @theofficenbc in case y& #39;all need writers for a reboot

me, a fellow south indian, trying to get @mindykaling& #39;s attention now that my Office fanfic is being retweeted again

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