Thread by @ncstlgc, gonna be live tweeting my reactions to this bc uwu okay i [...]

gonna be live tweeting my reactions to this bc uwu

okay i already read a few pages earlier today and i’m really confused about how old kurl is like is he a senior or is he repeating senior year

if he’s repeating senior year... yikes bc jonathan is a sophomore

n e ways let’s get back to reading

oh so jo is a NERD nerd

jo reading the first line of kurl’s letter: i mean jo could be a nickname for jonathan but why is he giving me a nickname when we don’t even know each other

halfway through the letter: JO stands for Jerkoff

this is only his second letter and jo is already mentioning that his mom died he bold

SHE GOT HIT BY A TAXI WHILE RIDING A BIKE WHAT

“forthright” english please

telling kurl that his mother is dead AND coming out all in one letter... he’s BOLD bold

“the bell has just rung” YOURE LIT RALLY 15/16 WHY DO YOU SPEAK LIKE AN OLD MAN

TROUSERS

“i’d never pick you out of a crowd? i mean are you sure?”

KURL SAW JO GETTING HARASSED IN THE HALLWAY AND DIDNT DO ANYTHING DELETE THE WHOLE MAN

“it‘s pretty painful to watch” THEN FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

“and i have to say your big confession about being gay is also not as much of a shocker as you probably thought” stfu kurl

“i figured that one out right around the line may i call you kurl? my to mention my passions are live music and poetry” stop stereotyping kurly q

weird kids are smelly - adam kurlansky

HE JUST QUIT THE FOOTBALL TEAM WHAT

okay yes i’m pretty sure kurl is repeating senior year

KURLS DAD FELL OFF A ROOF WHY ARE ALL THE PARENTS DEATHS IN THIS BOOK SO WILD

HOLD UP HIS DAD FELL OFF A ROOF... SO THEN HIS BROTHER WENT INTO THE FAMILY BUSINESS... WHICH IS ROOFING

kurl is confirmed 18 um we

just another example of people making lgbt content that could be great but the characters ages make it weird

catch me still falling in love with them (if kurl stops being a dick)

kurl just called jo’s fav poet a douche sir that’s pretty ironic considering you’re a douche

JO REALLY SAID SATCHEL IM

YOU SOUNDED SOMEWHAT DEPRESSED IN YOUR LAST LETTER

it’s just me and you and whatever we feel like saying

kurl vs writing to jo about the taliban instead of working on his project

he’s literally just listing taliban strategies we

the whole school: why’d you quit the football team?? are you coming back??

kurl: taliban strategy

they finally spoke in person and kurl said “why aren’t you sitting at the gay table” can you unstan someone you never stanned

of course the “gay table” is by the composting/recycling sorting station hets don’t care about the environment

JOS SISTER AND HER FRIEND CALL IT THE GABLE WHAT THE FUCK

LIT RALLY THE FIRST AND ONLY THING KURL HAS SAID TO JO OUT LOUD IS “why aren’t you sitting at the gay table”

kurl showed absolutely zero interest in these two girls who were trying to talk to him... fellas

WAIT HE DIDNT EVEN WAIT FOR AN ANSWER AFTER ASKING JO ABOUT THE GABLE HE JUST WALKED AWAY

KURL WROTE SUCH A MEAN LETTER BUT THEN FELT BAD SO HES WRITING ANOTHER ONE DURING HIS FREE PERIOD ONE (1) RIGHT FOR KURL

OH MY GOD I HAVE A THEORY AND IF ITS TRUE IM GOING TO CRY

i think my theory is true fuck i'm really going to go from wanting to fight kurl to wanting to protect him

why does kurl know so much about amphibians

the football player who got held back a year and acts dumb is actually a nerd?? that’s crazy

HE WROTE A WHOLE LETTER ABOUT AMPHIBIANS THEN REALIZED HE FORGOT TO SAY SOMETHING HE WANTED TO SAY SO HE WROTE ANOTHER LETTER

JO LOOKED UP THE AMPHIBIAN THAT KURL WAS TALKING ABOUT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT IT STFU

kurl just said supper... he’s turning into jo

why is jo writing his whole conversation with kurl in a letter to kurl... he was there he knows what happened

KURL JUST STARTED THIS LETTER BY TALKING ABOUT A REOCCURRING NIGHTMARE HE HAS BABY

they’ve only been writing to each other for a little over a month what the fuck

that was really dark

he pictured jo sleeping in his army tent and it made him feel better

THE DETAILS JO GAVE ABOUT HIS RECORDS ARE MAKING KURL SMILE

fellas

jo why are you describing kurl’s family members he knows what they look like

JO WROTE A FOUR PAGE LETTER AND MOST OF IT IS HIM EXPLAINING EVENTS THAT KURL EXPERIENCED BITCH WRITE ABOUT SOMETHING HE DOESNT KNOW

i understand explaining how you felt in the moment but giving a play by play of everything that happened... is that really necessary

“i was wearing my robin’s-egg blue bow tie and my suede vest” jo truly is an old man trapped inside a teenager’s body

JOS DAD INVITED EVERYONE WORKING ON THEIR ROOF TO DINNER BUT JO INVITED KURL SPECIFICALLY

“why am i recounting this whole scene detail by detail” okay at least he’s self-aware

KURLS UNCLE MARRIED HIS MOM AFTER HIS DAD DIED WHAT THE FUCK

KURL LIKES TO COOK UWU

THIS LETTER IS SO LONG KURL IS REALLY STEPPING UP HIS GAME

“i needed a minute to get my face in order” KURL WANTED TO LOOK GOOD FOR JO

AND WHEN HE CAME BACK JO HAD FIXED HIS SHIRT THEYRE REALLY OUT HERE TRYING TO LOOK GOOD FOR EACH OTHER

jo wants to look good for kurl but he’s also crying behind the couch

KURL KNOWS HOW TO MAKE SCHNITZEL YUM

kurl gets woken up by nightmares a lot poor baby

jo thinks kurl's back hurts bc of roof work but something tells me that's not why

why is he using pork for schnitzel

jo just told kurl he's more handsome than he realizes uwu

SOFTNESS OF YOUR MOUTH

WHEN YOU SMILE IT FEELS LIKE THE SUN IS COMING OUT

jo wrote this letter while kurl was downstairs watching tv lit rally an idiot stop writing and go spend time with him

kurl's uncle wasn't feeling well = his uncle wasn't feeling sober... i have a new idea to add to my theory

KURL WAS WATCHING JO DANCE WITH SOMEONE ELSE THIS MF WAS JEALOUS WASNT HE

jo really thinks kurl was disgusted that he was dancing with a guy and that’s why he was watching them dance bby no

JO DOESNT CARRY A CELL PHONE

hi i finally continued this and WHAT THE FUCK?? I THINK KURL JUST GAVE JO A H*ND J*B ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD?? LIKE KURL WAS STILL SITTING IN THE CAR BUT JO WAS STANDING OUTSIDE AND KURL JUST WENT FOR IT

jo really thought kurl was so drunk that maybe he thought jo was shayna IM PRETTY SURE KURL WOULDNT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DO THAT TO SHAYNA

“you undid me” WHAT

kurl isn’t responding to jo’s letters

THIS LETTER IS ONLY A PAGE LONG JO WTF YOUR LETTERS ARE USUALLY SO LONG

also do you really think kurl is gonna want to keep calling you jerkoff after he quite literally ****** you ****

HE WROTE BACK

HE WENT LOOKING FOR JO’S BIKE THAT HAD BEEN THROWN IN A RIVER AND HE GOT IT BACK HES SO WHIPPED

this bitch really said “it’s sagittarius season”

oh almost everyone in her family has a december birthday

WE WERE STIRRING

me: can these dumb gays kiss already

jo on the next page: how about if i just kiss you

kurl said no

kurl won’t kiss jo but he also holds onto him so tightly and doesn’t seem to want him to leave... make it make sense

MY MOUTH SAYING ONE THING AND MY HANDS DOING THE EXACT OPPOSITE

JO TRYING TO WRIGGLE AWAY BUT HES ON KURLS LAP SO HES BASICALLY ******** ON HIM

“it’s not exactly making my head any clearer”

okay but like weren’t they walking past or through a park? is no one else outside like you’re seriously trying to tell me no one is walking by them while this is happening

THEY FINALLY KISSED

“you’re good at this, kurl” IM CHOKING

“that turned-on, pitched-up voice” um we

UNDONE

MY WHOLE BODY WANTED TO CRAWL INSIDE YOUR WHOLE BODY

okay so they’re making out on the grass in public i’m still so confused how are there no other people around

oop there’s a woman walking her dog

THE DOGS NAME WAS WALT(ER)

did he just call jo dangerous and psychotic we-

what did i just read did he get ****** ** by him ******* *** ****** ****??

i haven't updated this thread in a while but they've both just admitted that they're in love

the fact that kurl admitted it first... character development