This guy adds me on fb, I accept, he messages me & then I’m like oh I’m not really looking for a relationship .. He sees my fb & where I work & asks about that. He is writing books to me you guys.
I get to work & it’s busy with clients but I get out of a service & my coworker (let’s call her Ashley) is like omg you have a surprise up front. I’m like 👀 someone left me a surprise? Huh? Who?? I get up there & it’s an edible arrangement ...
The card says to Jaimee Leigh, meaning it’s from a fb friend & the card says “hope this brightens your day”. I then get a message from the dude saying “hope that brightened your day” 🤦🏻‍♀️ At this point I’m like thanks but I really don’t want a relationship or whatever like I’m good
He kept on & eventually I blocked him. The other day I was telling the story to the front desk girls at work the other say & we were like laughing & I’m like man the most random shit happens to me. The next day (yesterday) Ashley texts me ...
“girl do you know _____? He works with my bf & when he noticed I work at ____ he asked if i knew you. He must like you. He wants to call me later to ask questions about you??” This dude is from cov, she’s from Bedford. What are the odds he works with her mf fiancé man
I’m like Ashley that’s the edible arrangements dude that I blocked 3 months ago ... The fact I was just telling that story, mentioned Ashley & then she texts me the next day?? & he wants to call her to ask questions ??
This thread aged terribly lol. He’s now in jail for kidnapping 😵 I wish I was lying
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