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The kitten’s new favorite game is to bring me random objects while I sleep and leave them in my bed. So far I have woken up in bed with:
Glasses
Earrings
Cat toys
Old receipts
Clothing tags
Socks
The bathtub drain cover????????
Glasses
Earrings
Cat toys
Old receipts
Clothing tags
Socks
The bathtub drain cover????????
The thief’s mugshot.
Update: Just found my car keys under the bed. It never ends.
Tonight’s haul was a makeup brush and a bunch of q-tips. Our cat burglar is getting bold.
Just spent *20 minutes* looking for the bathtub drain cover. It was wedged between my mattress and the footboard of my bed. How. HOW.
In related news, crawling around on the floor and peering under the couch with a phone flashlight has made me realize I need to vacuum more.
In related news, crawling around on the floor and peering under the couch with a phone flashlight has made me realize I need to vacuum more.
Live footage of my cat.
Okay, I woke up this morning to find that the cat had dragged my floor lamp six feet into the middle of my apartment.
A FLOOR LAMP.
A FLOOR LAMP.
CAUGHT IN THE ACT
Cat burglar update: He brought me a coaster while I was sleeping.
The cat just brought me a single glove, which I think means that I have been challenged to a duel.
Thief cat update: He’s now taken to carrying my face mask around the apartment and bringing it to me.
Thief cat update: I heard rustling and looked up to see that he’d brought me a fork.
Uh, thanks?
Uh, thanks?
