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rereading simon vs the homosapiens agenda thread
nora is honestly so cool in the book i have a crush on her and all 5 of her ear piercings
reminder that martin is like 6 inches taller than simon???? this boy is Large no wonder simon didn’t try to fight him
cal has a southern accent?? how did i forget this??
this disaster gay and his typos we-
i forget that simon being a lightweight is canon
i just realized that i hadn’t really accepted the fact i was probs bi when i first read this and now rereading it i’m all emotional bc it feels really real and personal and everything simon says is just resonating too much
me omw to protect nora spier at all costs
blue is really out here
simon noticing bram is adorable for the first time in that cheerleading outfit is everything
imagining simon in a cowboy hat and bandana for western day is everything
simon really signed his oreo diet email with “Dr. Jacques” i’m yelling
the level of disaster this boy is on. he touched your shoulder simon. bReathe.
this book just has me giggling on a whole new level. these boys are such disasters and cuties aw wow i just love them
!!!!!!!!!!!
blue suggesting they should go to a concert together one day and then saying “ I don’t actually know anything about music, but I’m guessing it would be fun if I was with you.” is just. the softest thing.
simon coming out to abby was such a nice scene. everything is just so good.
hey siri play My Type by saint motel. (ik this meme is dead but it fits okay)
simon calling it “the gay thing”
cal price says “y’all” and i’d die for him
how did i forget Simon’s EXCESSIVE use of the word “freaking”
the transition from them saying “-Blue/-Jacques” to “Love, Blue/Love,Jacques” is the greatest i
martin addison sucks so bad i really cant deal with him
blue telling simon to get his mind out of the gutter skdjks
simon really typed the phrase “i love your giant baguette” eye-
what’s up turns out i’d die for alice spier as well
those spier sisters man. they deserve so much love tbh.
i forgot that simons outed ike halfway through the book. for some reason i remembered it as like the very end?? idk.
simons friends are so supportive in the book why did the movie do them dirty like that ??????
every feeling that simon and blue express is just so familiar to me it hurts my chest
sIMON THINKS BRAM LIKES LEAH IM WHEEZING SJDKSKJD
Ms. Albright is the ally we all need
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Bram, smiling so quietly.
they’re aLready so whipped for each other i can’t
“Bram, smiling so quietly...I feel this happy sort of ache”
“This was supposed to be- this is mine. i’m supposed to decide when and where and who knows and how i want to say it.”
simon spier deserves better rt if you agree
“Have you tried eating your feelings” simon really got the best guy out there huh?
i know what part is coming and it physically pains me to read it i can’t
simon is so unbelievably dumb the absolute clownery this boy emits is unfathomable
simon thinking blue was cal the whole time
Simon Vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda
Chapter 24
Moodboard
Chapter 24
Moodboard
when simon said “???” i felt that
i have like 100 pages left and i legit don’t remember what happens??? besides like ferris wheel
the tshirt aaaaaah
the fact that simon has 0 concern for the fact that props are missing is proof that he is an actor and never worked behind the scenes
i’m obsessed with the thought of simon in eyeliner and i’m a little bit uPsEt we never saw that in the movie but it’s fine i don’t really care its whatever
he just gained so much confidence uGh id die for this boy
simon spier and his fifty shades of gray eyes
simon spier is such a clown. he literally just saw bram and now she’s all “goo goo i can’t wait for blue to see me in my makeup on stage” dUde he just saw you at lunch you aBSOLUTE FOOL
i sO desperately wanna play in an orchestra pit hhhhhng
“I kind of want to go home and crawl into bed with my iPod.
But the curtains start to open.
And I keep moving forward.”
But the curtains start to open.
And I keep moving forward.”
“But later, in the dressing room, it hits me. Martin Van Buren.” nO YOU ABSOLUTE MORON
ooh i completely forgot they left leah out of their post-show shenanigans
the word nauseated was never the same after reading this book
why does simon have such a thing for people touching his shoulders
little drunk, lightweight simon is making me soft
peter from the gay bar is an angel
“Good-bye, cute Simon,” says Peter, hugging me, and then kissing me on the forehead. “Go be seventeen.”
simon is so sweet and cute and lovey when he’s drunk i love this bOyyyyy
he’s baby
Simon Spier is baby: confirmed.
simon is absolutely disastrous
simon “i’m not wasted” spier
i forgot that simons parent actually get mad at him for being drunk in the book wOw. boo boo consequences how dumb jk valid parenting i guess
this might be hella insensitive but leah is kinda super annoying tbh
why she gotta be so mopey and throw a pitty party all the time i-
protect simons dad at all costs
“Sorry I didn’t turn out to be much of a boy,” I say.
My dad spins the around to face me directly. “Are you kidding me?”
“Sort of.”
“You’re an awesome boy,” he says. “You’re like a ninja.”
“Well, thank you.”
“You’re freaking welcome,” he says.
My dad spins the around to face me directly. “Are you kidding me?”
“Sort of.”
“You’re an awesome boy,” he says. “You’re like a ninja.”
“Well, thank you.”
“You’re freaking welcome,” he says.
abby why? why? why?
i get she has a right to be upset about the martin thing but honestly what was simon supposed to do?? what’s her grand idea??
“The way i feel about him is like a heartbeat— soft and persistent, underlying everything.”
“Blue isn’t Martin. He’s not Cal. He’s just someone.
So, i go all the way back to the beginning, back to August, and I read through everything. His subject lines. Every line of very email.
I have no idea who he is. No freaking clue.
But I think I’m falling for him again.”
So, i go all the way back to the beginning, back to August, and I read through everything. His subject lines. Every line of very email.
I have no idea who he is. No freaking clue.
But I think I’m falling for him again.”
hhh i don’t want this book to end
“You’re pretty brave, kid.”
“I keep thinking about what my dad said. 𝘠𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘦, 𝘬𝘪𝘥.
Maybe I am.”
Maybe I am.”
hiS OHONE NUMBER WAS ON THE NOTE IN THE SHIRT I FORGOT OHMY COLOSSAL IDIOT SIMON
Simon “I’m not romantic” Spier
cUTE BRAM GRENFELF OF THR SOFT EYES AND SOCCER CALVES HHHHHH
the fact that bram could tell it was simon bc he talks the way he writes and how he wAnted it to be simon this boy was whiPPED OHMY
simon is such a nerd ohmy
“That night, as of 8:05, Bram Greenfeld is no longer single on Facebook—a.k.a. the best thing that has ever happened in the history of the internet.”
simon spier is an emotional crybaby, deep feeling little guy and i love him
LEAH AND NORA AND THEIR BAND AAAAH AND GARRETT
alice is aLso the ally everyone needs
“What are you thinking about?” Bram says.
“Your mom.”
“Noooo,” he says, laughing.
“Your mom.”
“Noooo,” he says, laughing.
“Why does no one ever believe I’m a cynic?” bC YOURE A SOFTIE AND WE ALL KNOW IT BABY BOO
AAAAH ITS 4:40 am aND I FINISHED IM SO WOW
This book is amazing and monumental. the second read was (obviously) just as emotional and thrilling as the first. every email feels like your own and every thing simon says feels so real.
this book is honest and open and hits way too close to my heart, except i haven’t quite got that happy ending down yet. but hey, maybe one day i’ll find someone to share oreos and emails with.
ew that was cheesy but i’m not gonna lie i’m the biggest softie out here and we all know it so why hide it?
