I will start this thread as a self-police mechanism.

Nagmilktea ba ako today? No
Nagrice ba ako today? Yes https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙊" title="Speak-no-evil monkey" aria-label="Emoji: Speak-no-evil monkey">
No; Yes. Also tired. Vvvv tired. But alive.
No, my lack of patience for gaddam queue savee me; Yes.
No and yes because cebu lechon belly.

But yesterday, yes to both.
Yup and yup.
No, yes
Yep yep huhuray
Yes, habang naghihintay ng kasabay maglunch
Yes, pero brown naman
#excusesdaily
Yes and yes. But hopefully this data will make you drop them.
No and no. Sugar and carb free for 12 days! 12 lbs down! Not making this up.
no; but basil’s bagoong rice is loveeeeeee
No;
Yes, katsucurry is loveeeeee
No, pero nag affogato ako https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">
Yes, because mama’s pochero https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤤" title="Drooling face" aria-label="Emoji: Drooling face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤤" title="Drooling face" aria-label="Emoji: Drooling face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤤" title="Drooling face" aria-label="Emoji: Drooling face">
Justification: naka-1.1k swim naman kasi akoooo
No, pero nag affogato ako https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">Yes, because mama’s pochero https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤤" title="Drooling face" aria-label="Emoji: Drooling face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤤" title="Drooling face" aria-label="Emoji: Drooling face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤤" title="Drooling face" aria-label="Emoji: Drooling face">Justification: naka-1.1k swim naman kasi akoooo" title="No, pero nag affogato ako https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">Yes, because mama’s pochero https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤤" title="Drooling face" aria-label="Emoji: Drooling face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤤" title="Drooling face" aria-label="Emoji: Drooling face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤤" title="Drooling face" aria-label="Emoji: Drooling face">Justification: naka-1.1k swim naman kasi akoooo" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
No!
No, thanks to @ketosofmanila
No
Yes, the bacsilog beckoned
No milktea incident this year thus far
No rice in the past two weeks
gonna revive this thread starting tomorrow
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