The Hollywood Files
Agent: Tom Hardy
Work - Cabal: Youths Masculinity Rapist/Gives Good Face/ The Eye off Sexual Preference to the Goal Of Masculine Evaporation
Work Other: Symbol - Spinal Crusher - Bane (De-Masculinization) Max - (the Gender blitz) Venom - (The Result)

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Hollywood has several goals that are meant to destroy America. A combination of Charlize Theron and ? Had been built from get go to achieve it.
At the top of the list- The Androgynous Sexual Identity Confusing Masculinity Dwarfing seamlessly successful body&Mind mod Agenda.

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Hollywood - “don’t you dare, we need you rough looking. Those last tough men out there need something to channel through and how on earth will they feel comfortable expressing their ‘Hardy emotions’ without the Scruffy look?”
Hardy - “:-)”
Hollywood - “oh no no no. Remember its

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Hardy - “Well I don’t want to do a brokeback mountain. Do I have to?”
Hollywood - “WE DIDN’T WANT THAt role to go to Heath Ledger, he was a FREE spirit, who got roles his way, a REBEL we in the industry call him. A TRUE artsy one, not like what we are molding you to be - faker

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Then Fries being French. Anyway, we made sure to surround that Ledger with all the mishaps and traps worse then a Tomb Raider Game for being so INDEPENDENT. Those Elizabeth Taylor’s, just GOD ruining our near perfect Image. He always wants to let the people know he is here.”

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Hardy - “Vomit.”
Hollywood - “exactly. Well Tom Hardy we like your loyalty to the HORNS, keep this up and whatever unfortunate mistake happened to that Heathy Ledger won’t come OVER BY DOSES your way. Haha I’m not sorry, see the Red Tail gives us incentives when we laugh.”

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Hardy - “I can laugh on command.”
Hollywood - “can you Tom? well we are going to make sure you give em the HARDEST of HARDY Laughs festering in those insecure commands you got in you, in the Biggest movie way.
This is what we have plotted, now of course things don’t

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Always go as we plan, but we will buddy you up with the right characters to fix any IMAGE stomping. HOLLYWOOD DOESN’T HAVE AN ENEMY HARD ON”
Hardy - “Hardy.”
Hollywood - “Hollywood doesn’t have an Enemy TOM HARD ON so we do what we want with little backlash. Everything someone

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Reads or sees of any ENTERTAINMENT value what’s so ever is managed by us. Let’s say the Fashion industry, if they didn’t care about HOLLYWOOD perhaps we would cater more to the people’s voice, but because we have dominated them with characters”-
Hardy - “Like me.”
Hollywood -

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“Good boy TOM TOM. Like you.. We become the fashion empires Niche to impress always. There have been bad boys, and well who is wearing them now? We want you in jeans Tom and we will start out with a couple shirtless shots, ads to dress like you, and do GYM. We need your

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BOD a HARD man, your inability to get anything done, the characters around you both on and off film WILL mold all your decisions and better actions. Your words and feelings WILL express doubt, shame, inconsistencies between your hearts desire and your foots path when taking

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The initiatives toward them. We also need hurt and it’s blame to be misdirected at - Anything is the latest update when I last checked my Cabal email... oh and it must be misconstrued conclusively, almost Narcissistically driven so that we leave the bait thinking about ...

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I don’t know the that the first scene opened up with and why it had to be thrown out. We drive that in to any attached definitive cause of man’s Reaffirming tie to him being just that, a man, and what transpires is kiss the front walls of manhood goodbye.”
Hardy - “Have a

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Hardy.”
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Hollywood - “Hardy, are you brown nosing? We do enjoy the triggered to feel their inner best minion as they wish. In Hollywood U are Controlled to have the freedom to speak whatever we like after you say it if we heard it and agree.
It’s a cluster of infractions

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Upon the verbal arts but, your not HARD headed when it comes to our upside-down what’s left-right terminologies. ARE You Hard On?”
Hardy - “no I’m not. Wait, yes, wait... yes, HARD .. on..”
...
Hollywood - “Tom”
Hardy - “NO! I am not H-A-R-D Headed at understanding, I’m sry.”

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Hollywood - Tom, we will catapult you in the Old Dinero meets sopranos fusion with a tang of mysterious, rumors about your sexuality. Don’t be honest. You will let them know firmly and with your best “say it like a man” voice, that it’s NONE OF THIER BUSINESS and in contrast

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Assertive and defensive about your Heterosexual Man Cards subtraction. Its tentative to our grand design Tommy Boy do listen.. It’s warfare confusion at its artistries finest. Who won’t subject to what follows through its door when it wasn’t originally in ones mind but subtly

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Planted - the HARD HARDY HARDEST of Roles, eloquently played A HARDENING I’m proud of it but hush, as is his OWN BRAND for who exactly has lowered YOUR trousers in bed.
...And the sheep flock to the wolf.”
Hardy - “Hey that’s me..”
Hollywood - “Shut up Tom. One last thing

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Nod to your WORD. We need your BALLS in a perilously nail biting situation, a juggler thriller of sorts. Along the way we will give you a role with OUR Leonardo DiCaprio (he is our cleanest Agent so anything is LAW with MR. Titanic), Kindav like what TOM CRUISE is

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Is to Scientology. We will give him an actors best soon. The son of a Hollywood THOUGHT surely has been in the market proving his best, while we keep wanting more and boy does the deliver.
Any-who’s NUTS, yours. Your going to make a bet with LEO, and give your word that U

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you will get tattoo - If Leo, who will say that your going to get an Oscar NOD for a role, proves to be right. Remember even though you do a stellar JOB, confidence for yourself is lower then A little persons Nut Sack, of which again to end this little NUT ROMP, you will

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conclude with actually getting the tattoo. We have yet to decide if it will Say LEO IS MY ALL, or LEO KNOWS ALL, we have to get Christopher Nolan’s opinion on this. He does have a HARD time NOT choosing roles for you.
Hardy - “I like Leo”
Hollywood - “really, well

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we will do you the favor and weigh in for the - LEO IS MY ALL- how’s that”.
Hardy - “I like that.”

Hollywood - “we KNEW YOU you do. We kNEE U do HARDING.
Now we can’t loose focus here - your nuts and its symbolic with every man’s manhood being broken as you loose to

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this most trivial play of unknown upcoming circumstances between two men. You will keep your WORD honoring your balls to do so, but not without them being clamped anyway. Your tattoo will signify to them all - firstly the bonus: where when what and how your balls belong to

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the movie industry and then the snip-it itself, as it will enter the psyche of every young boy and young adult male who has already been slowly allowing his own balls to bounce off into the Hollywood sunset.
Hardy - “Not In Leo’s hands right? He will have mine... you said.”

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Hollywood - “of course not Hardy, Leo has yours and anything else your going to have to ask him yourself.
He will know ALL.”
Hardy - “Ok, I feel better.”
Hollywood - “Everything you do will already be planned. From the mafia tough hurt sexy everyday man who questions himself

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both off and on screen to your pre plotted IRON CLAD pump quotes that will appeal to the /GYM MAN IMAGE of AMERICA - synonymous with GENDER CONFUSION/
A BULL DOZING WAY to SHRINK Man’s confident choices heterosexuals would commonly gravitate toward,
To find he’s forced to

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feel included into the MEDIA’S People Accepted decisions. These decisions allocated in unison with those of Gender Identity inclusion which somehow he has become a part of by default.

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Therefor causing doubt in the man’s natural Actions with the self.
It’s elaborate HARDLY HARD but.”
Hardy - “I’m sorry?”
Hollywood -“Tom .....”
Hardy - “oh that’s right. I’m on it now. Got to keep my name’s reference as much a part of everything about me as I can.”

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Hollywood - “well done TOM TOM, achieving the objective with practice to perfection.”
Hardy - “That’s right. Got it.”
Hollywood - “You do GOT IT now HARDY, you do. We are very excited to see your returning things to FORM.
Hardy - “I try.”
Hollywood - “Now - this elimination

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order since our most favored NOLAN released BATMAN BEGINS.
The BREAKING and shattering of man’s pride and strength, of man’s confidence and, well , frankly anything that gives the heterosexual the feeling that he is Prime or Alpha in any way shape or form. This will be

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injected again - easily because what kid doesn’t like Batman?
And well TOM IS HARD, your going to be our IT man so by the time the movie is issued your going to be what every man will be aiming to look like. Securing yet more generations into the androgynous acceptable mind

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frame. Kids look up to adults who in turn look up to adults who look just like you TOM, and EVERY YOU will take them to see the new movie BANES BALL CRUSHING. Oh look at this, the destruction of the football field is already approved. Manhood will be “FALLING for it. HaHaha”

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Hardy - “HaaaHaa”
Hollywood - “(ahem) Tom we do hope you understand that we will subtract your face on screen. Do I have to go about how this implies mankind as silent on all matters, I feel its rundown.
However, there is an objective to this We here at the Cabal are all

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excited about seeing through and that’s having the image of God BLOTTED out. - GOD made man in his image, and we simply can longer have this notion to be a reason of belonging to the divine. Your face covering will input the damage of its every purposes crutch of support. In

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turn the deformation and perversion of what is our HELLENLY hope will take over. Your understanding where all this is going right Tom?
Hardy - “I DO!... I don’t?.. I do . I do do Right?”
Hollywood- “you do Hardy”
Hardy - “yes!”

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Hollywood - “we are going to need these roles to be bigger then you.... of which doesn’t seem too hard to have done....
google is on board with having your best pictures to be rotated with algorithms imbedded to delete unflattering ones and most comments of negative or DUMB

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Pro heterosexual Banter.
Hardy - “YUCK”
Hollywood - “Hardy we like you here in Hollywood, we tried really hard to get that SEAN PENN to be this man in the earlier days but the whole KURT COBAIN CRY set us back years of work. We really do hate it when GOD intervenes. However,

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We made sure to say NO KURT BRAINS to his TRUE masculine femininity that his natural self
Exuded.... hahaha lies and lies of suicide but they sure ATE that up like a Fake YouTube video’s play count.”
Hardy - “Nirvana didn’t?”
Hollywood - “This is going to be too easy U

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Hardy. We will have other main objectives with the same sentiment with all your pictures. Mad Max being the combination of you and Charlize Theron, our female TOM HARDY. And finally as all the world will be sucked into you like the REAL glove to the murderer of the already

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thrown out well before’s OJ Simpson Case, It all climax’s with VENOM.”
Hardy - “I get to be Spider-Man!”
Hollywood - “Venom Hardy Venom. Every child, adult, EVERYONE will flock like those sheep I mentioned to see it. Billboards across America will read “BECAUSE THE WORLD HAS

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ENOUGH SUPERHEROES” ahh such lovely notions that bring tears to my single eye....well, there is no need to explain symbols in that one. Though let it be known now to you TOM, you will make the best HOST for all things VENOM. Hardy - “I get to be a SUPERVIlLIAN”

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Hollywood - “That you will be TOM HARDY. Precisely THAT. The PEOPLE will LOVE YOU FOR IT.