Last night: HORNY/FERAL
this morning: s of t

Hc that Dazai loves hot chocolate but ONLY the way chuuya makes it for him because chuuya makes it all fancy with swiss chocolates and cream and he also adds a tiny bit of Kahlua plus some other stuff and Dazai has tried countless times to recreate chuuyas hot chocolate at home

And it NEVER comes out the same; it always feels like there's something missing and for the life of him Dazai can't figure out what it is

Dazai: idgi what am i doing wrong

Ranpo, dipping his finger into it and tasting it: there's no love in it

Dazai: excuse me

Ranpo: everyone knows the best hot chocolates are made with love, duh

Dazai:

Dazai, tearing up: LIS TEN,,,,

THE SECRET INGREDIENT WAS LOVE, DAZAI YOU BIG DUMMY HE SLAVED OVER YOUR DUMB HOT CHOCCIES BECAUSE HE WANTED THEM TO BE SPECIAL FOR YOU CAUSE HE LOVED YOU

Dazai, crawling into Chuuya's apartment on a rainy day: chuuu~uuuya, bls make me that fancy hot chocolate you used to make for me after rough jobs

Chuuya, already in the kitchen, assembling all of the ingredients on the counter: LIKE HELL I WILL! GET TF OUT OF MY APARTMENT

Chuuya: what the hell's the matter with you?

Dazai, crying blood as he drinks Chuuya's Special And Made With Love Just For Him Hot Choccie:

This thread is really cute

my favorite part of this thread is ranpo straight up shoving his finger in dazai's hot chocolate like a feral child

I only have 2 of the 6 ingredients i need but... It's been a Day™ and i need some special hot choccie