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Me to @Samcasm7 : kahan ho? Busy?
Sam : Haan. Dost ki haldi ceremony hai. Wahin hun.
Me : Accha? Toh mirchi aur dhaniya jeera ceremony kab hogi?
*Blocked by Sam*
Sam : Haan. Dost ki haldi ceremony hai. Wahin hun.
Me : Accha? Toh mirchi aur dhaniya jeera ceremony kab hogi?
*Blocked by Sam*
Me to @Samcasm7 : Kahan ho Sam?
Sam : ATM se cash withdraw karwane gaya tha. But couldn't.
Me : Kyun?
Sam : ATM chal nahi raha tha.
Me : Haan kyunki uski taange nahi hoti na.
*Blocked again by Sam*
Sam : ATM se cash withdraw karwane gaya tha. But couldn't.
Me : Kyun?
Sam : ATM chal nahi raha tha.
Me : Haan kyunki uski taange nahi hoti na.
*Blocked again by Sam*
Me to @Samcasm7 : Tumhari height kya hai Sam?
Sam : 5 feet 11 inches.
Me : 10 saal pehle?
Sam : 5 feet 9 inches. Kyun?
Me : 2 inches per decade? matlab 10 saal baad you'll be 6.1, 20 saal baad 6.3, 30 saal baad 6.5 ...
(blocked by Sam
)
Sam : 5 feet 11 inches.
Me : 10 saal pehle?
Sam : 5 feet 9 inches. Kyun?
Me : 2 inches per decade? matlab 10 saal baad you'll be 6.1, 20 saal baad 6.3, 30 saal baad 6.5 ...
(blocked by Sam
)
Me to @Samcasm7 : gf ke liye kya gift li?
Sam : Haven't bought. You suggest.
Me : Ek men's wallet aur watch.
Sam : What? Why?
Me : So that she can refuse it and return it to you. Tumhara faida.
(Blocked by Sam and his gf)
Sam : Haven't bought. You suggest.
Me : Ek men's wallet aur watch.
Sam : What? Why?
Me : So that she can refuse it and return it to you. Tumhara faida.
(Blocked by Sam and his gf
)
Me to @Samcasm7 : Maine tumhari gf ko mast fish curry bheji hai.
Sam : Arre magar woh vegetarian hai. Fish curry bhejne ke liye tumhe block kar degi.
Me : Arre nahi karegi block. Food parcel par "with
from Sam" likha hai.
(Dono ne phir se block kar diya.
)
Sam : Arre magar woh vegetarian hai. Fish curry bhejne ke liye tumhe block kar degi.
Me : Arre nahi karegi block. Food parcel par "with
from Sam" likha hai. (Dono ne phir se block kar diya.
)
A kind @Samcasm7 trying to get an auto for me ...
Sam to autowala : Station chaloge?
Me interrupting : Uske paas auto hai, woh chalega kyun?
(Sam sat in auto and left me stranded.
)
Sam to autowala : Station chaloge?
Me interrupting : Uske paas auto hai, woh chalega kyun?
(Sam sat in auto and left me stranded.
)
Me to @Samcasm_07 : kya soch rahe ho?
Sam : gf ko ghumane le jaana hai. Any ideas?
Me : Ek office chair khareed lo. Gf ko us par bitha kar bas sara din ghumaate rehna.
(Yes, blocked by Sam and his gf again.
)
Sam : gf ko ghumane le jaana hai. Any ideas?
Me : Ek office chair khareed lo. Gf ko us par bitha kar bas sara din ghumaate rehna.
(Yes, blocked by Sam and his gf again.
)
Me to @Samcasm_07 : Tumhe kya kya banana aata hai?
Sam : chai, kadhi, dal chawal, khichdi, roti, sabzi. Tumhe kya banana aata hai?
Me : jab koi mujhse yeh sawaal karta hai toh mujhe muh banana aata hai.
(Yeah yeah, blocked again)
Sam : chai, kadhi, dal chawal, khichdi, roti, sabzi. Tumhe kya banana aata hai?
Me : jab koi mujhse yeh sawaal karta hai toh mujhe muh banana aata hai.
(Yeah yeah, blocked again
)
This time me to @Samcasm_07 ... Not blocked though. 
