Me to @Samcasm7 : kahan ho? Busy?

Sam : Haan. Dost ki haldi ceremony hai. Wahin hun.

Me : Accha? Toh mirchi aur dhaniya jeera ceremony kab hogi?

*Blocked by Sam* https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😣" title="Persevering face" aria-label="Emoji: Persevering face">

Me to @Samcasm7 : Kahan ho Sam?

Sam : ATM se cash withdraw karwane gaya tha. But couldn& #39;t.

Me : Kyun?

Sam : ATM chal nahi raha tha.

Me : Haan kyunki uski taange nahi hoti na.

*Blocked again by Sam* https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😢" title="Crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Crying face">

Me to @Samcasm7 : Tumhari height kya hai Sam?

Sam : 5 feet 11 inches.

Me : 10 saal pehle?

Sam : 5 feet 9 inches. Kyun?

Me : 2 inches per decade? matlab 10 saal baad you& #39;ll be 6.1, 20 saal baad 6.3, 30 saal baad 6.5 ...

(blocked by Sam https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face">)

Me to @Samcasm7 : gf ke liye kya gift li?

Sam : Haven& #39;t bought. You suggest.

Me : Ek men& #39;s wallet aur watch.

Sam : What? Why?

Me : So that she can refuse it and return it to you. Tumhara faida. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😛" title="Face with tongue" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tongue">

(Blocked by Sam and his gf https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face">)

Me to @Samcasm7 : Maine tumhari gf ko mast fish curry bheji hai.

Sam : Arre magar woh vegetarian hai. Fish curry bhejne ke liye tumhe block kar degi.

Me : Arre nahi karegi block. Food parcel par "with https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Red heart" aria-label="Emoji: Red heart"> from Sam" likha hai.

(Dono ne phir se block kar diya. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😒" title="Unamused face" aria-label="Emoji: Unamused face">)

A kind @Samcasm7 trying to get an auto for me ...

Sam to autowala : Station chaloge?

Me interrupting : Uske paas auto hai, woh chalega kyun? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Thinking face" aria-label="Emoji: Thinking face">

(Sam sat in auto and left me stranded.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😢" title="Crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">)

Me to @Samcasm_07 : kya soch rahe ho?

Sam : gf ko ghumane le jaana hai. Any ideas?

Me : Ek office chair khareed lo. Gf ko us par bitha kar bas sara din ghumaate rehna. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😊" title="Smiling face with smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with smiling eyes">

(Yes, blocked by Sam and his gf again. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷" title="Person shrugging" aria-label="Emoji: Person shrugging">)

Me to @Samcasm_07 : Tumhe kya kya banana aata hai?

Sam : chai, kadhi, dal chawal, khichdi, roti, sabzi. Tumhe kya banana aata hai?

Me : jab koi mujhse yeh sawaal karta hai toh mujhe muh banana aata hai. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😏" title="Smirking face" aria-label="Emoji: Smirking face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😒" title="Unamused face" aria-label="Emoji: Unamused face">

(Yeah yeah, blocked again https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😒" title="Unamused face" aria-label="Emoji: Unamused face">)

This time me to @Samcasm_07 ... Not blocked though. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Slightly smiling face">