Me to @Samcasm7 : kahan ho? Busy?

Sam : Haan. Dost ki haldi ceremony hai. Wahin hun.

Me : Accha? Toh mirchi aur dhaniya jeera ceremony kab hogi?

*Blocked by Sam*

Me to @Samcasm7 : Kahan ho Sam?

Sam : ATM se cash withdraw karwane gaya tha. But couldn't.

Me : Kyun?

Sam : ATM chal nahi raha tha.

Me : Haan kyunki uski taange nahi hoti na.

*Blocked again by Sam*

Me to @Samcasm7 : Tumhari height kya hai Sam?

Sam : 5 feet 11 inches.

Me : 10 saal pehle?

Sam : 5 feet 9 inches. Kyun?

Me : 2 inches per decade? matlab 10 saal baad you'll be 6.1, 20 saal baad 6.3, 30 saal baad 6.5 ...

(blocked by Sam )

Me to @Samcasm7 : gf ke liye kya gift li?

Sam : Haven't bought. You suggest.

Me : Ek men's wallet aur watch.

Sam : What? Why?

Me : So that she can refuse it and return it to you. Tumhara faida.

(Blocked by Sam and his gf )

Me to @Samcasm7 : Maine tumhari gf ko mast fish curry bheji hai.

Sam : Arre magar woh vegetarian hai. Fish curry bhejne ke liye tumhe block kar degi.

Me : Arre nahi karegi block. Food parcel par "with from Sam" likha hai.

(Dono ne phir se block kar diya. )

A kind @Samcasm7 trying to get an auto for me ...

Sam to autowala : Station chaloge?

Me interrupting : Uske paas auto hai, woh chalega kyun?

(Sam sat in auto and left me stranded.)

Me to @Samcasm_07 : kya soch rahe ho?

Sam : gf ko ghumane le jaana hai. Any ideas?

Me : Ek office chair khareed lo. Gf ko us par bitha kar bas sara din ghumaate rehna.

(Yes, blocked by Sam and his gf again. )

Me to @Samcasm_07 : Tumhe kya kya banana aata hai?

Sam : chai, kadhi, dal chawal, khichdi, roti, sabzi. Tumhe kya banana aata hai?

Me : jab koi mujhse yeh sawaal karta hai toh mujhe muh banana aata hai.

(Yeah yeah, blocked again )

This time me to @Samcasm_07 ... Not blocked though.