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i’m so excited please do this
1.) the first tooth i lost was from playing tug of war with my grandy’s dog. had the toy in my mouth (YUCK) bc i thought it was unfair to use my hands since the dog couldn’t
2.) after donating blood for the first and (so far) only time i fainted in the hallway (ALONE). thought i was out for like 3 seconds but apparently i was out for gone for like 10-15 minutes
the wording got messed up at the end you know what i mean
3.) i’ve never broken a bone but i have damaged the tissue on my tailbone. when i was like 9 i went to sit on a foldout chair w/ had a circular seat and metal rim. knocked it over and sat right on the metal. still hurts to sit down/stand up sometimes
4.) i got a seesaw for my (6th?) birthday and my first time trying it with my brother (4?) i went too early and he fell off and never wanted to use it again so we just had a seesaw in the backyard no one was using
5.) i’ve been to school with a killer and an attempted killer
6.) when i was in middle school i faked having a crush on a guy bc everyone was like “wHy dOn’T yOu HaVe A cRuSh On AnYoNe??” (can you guess why) turns out he actually liked me so things were super awkward and i wasn’t anywhere close to being out so i just avoided him
back to 5 here’s the receipts.
went to elementary school with the killer. once told me my voice was “too girly.” also pushed me into the cement once
https://www.nola.com/crime/2018/10/jourdan_marchese_canessa.html?outputType=amp
went to 10th grade with the attempted killer. he only went there for a few months
https://wgno.com/2018/12/03/18-year-old-arrested-for-opening-fire-inside-lakeshore-home-during-robbery/amp/
went to elementary school with the killer. once told me my voice was “too girly.” also pushed me into the cement once
https://www.nola.com/crime/2018/10/jourdan_marchese_canessa.html?outputType=amp
went to 10th grade with the attempted killer. he only went there for a few months
https://wgno.com/2018/12/03/18-year-old-arrested-for-opening-fire-inside-lakeshore-home-during-robbery/amp/
7.) i had a guy hit on me at a school fair in the line for the gravitron once. i was really self conscious (and gay but i didn’t know that yet) at the time so i thought he was joking but in hindsight i don’t think he was
8.) when i came out i had two people tell me i was “too pretty to be gay”
9.) i’ve seen my favorite band live 3 times (2012, 2014, 2018)
10.) when i was 3 a kid who was like 5 tried to kill me with a rake by hitting me with it repeatedly
11.) i met one of my internet friends in 2016 :’)
12.) i have never been outside of the united states
13.) went to see a movie with light-up sneakers on when i was little. pro tip: don’t do that
14.) my handwriting in middle school was so bad my teacher thought i had dysgraphia
15.) went to one of those “read a book to a service dog” events at the library when i was little and brought a math book. realized immediately that that wasn’t the smartest idea
16.) i used to do musical theatre (is anyone surprised). did school house rock junior, grease, etc. joseph and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat was my biggest (and last) role :)
17.) i like collecting funko pop!s! i currently have 13 with a total value of ~$140 :)
18.) i’ve met 4 wwe superstars! aj styles, rhyno, heath slater and mickie james :)
