Al “Touchdown” Bundy meets his fans at a local sports memorabilia show and poses with his Bears teammate, William The Refrigerator Perry.
“He has underpants on without holes and stains! See, Al? I told you it wasn’t an impossible task!”
“Hey babe, it may not be Halloween, but you’re welcome to ring my bell and ask for a treat.”
“Daddy, this is Nailz. He’s a former convict. BUTTTTT..he’s trying to make himself better. In fact he’s on his way to go find that policeman who put him in jail and thank him for straightening him out!”

“Hi Nailz. Stay away from my daughter or you’ll meet ol’ Big Hammer Bundy”
“OH NO PEG! YOUR MOTHER IS HERE AND SHES HUNGRY! BATTON DOWN THE HATCHES!”
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